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Divorce

  • 03-03-2011 4:01pm
    #1
    haydar
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 377 ✭✭


    A girl i know just got divorced. When i saw her after for the first time i didnt know what to say!? Congrats? Sorry or wat? She seemed in a fairly good mood tho.

    What do you say to someone who just got divorced?


Comments

  • #2
    Swampy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,104 ✭✭✭Swampy


    Fancy a ride?


  • #3
    minidazzler
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,739 ✭✭✭✭minidazzler


    Congratulate her if you didn't like her husband, say nothing if you did.


  • #4
    Trog
    Closed Accounts Posts: 456 ✭✭Trog


    OP, if in doubt, whip it out.


  • #5
    steve_cass
    Closed Accounts Posts: 48 ✭steve_cass


    Trog wrote: »
    OP, if in doubt, whip it out.


    Sound advice :D


  • #6
    Kimono-Girl
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,160 ✭✭✭Kimono-Girl


    you
    a: declare you 'just want to be friends'

    you then
    b:suss out the situation,

    then
    c:if she's up for it you take advantage of the situation! ;)


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  • #7
    Latchy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 21,191 ✭✭✭✭Latchy


    What do you say ? hmmm

    '' I know this lovely fellah , proper marraige material '' :confused:


  • #8
    mikemac
    Closed Accounts Posts: 19,986 ✭✭✭✭mikemac


    Go over to her place and while sitting on the couch comfort her as she is upset and put your arm around her and say "there, there, it'll be alright"

    If I've learned one thing from watching soaps on TV, that's a guaranteed ride for you OP


  • #9
    Sykk
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,327 ✭✭✭Sykk


    Pics or GTFO


  • #10
    Latchy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 21,191 ✭✭✭✭Latchy


    feelingstressed wrote: »
    Go over to her place and while sitting on the couch comfort her as she is upset and put your arm around her and say "there, there, it'll be alright"

    If I've learned one thing from watching soaps on TV, that's a guaranteed ride for you OP
    And the cuppa tae ,you mustn't forget that , it's the guarantee of a roide .


  • #11
    karlog
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,563 ✭✭✭karlog


    Propose to her.


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  • #12
    old hippy
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 9,441 ✭✭✭old hippy


    As I said to both the parents; about time, too


  • #13
    conorhal
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,055 ✭✭✭conorhal


    ronkorp wrote: »
    A girl i know just got divorced. When i saw her after for the first time i didnt know what to say!? Congrats? Sorry or wat? She seemed in a fairly good mood tho.

    What do you say to someone who just got divorced?

    It entirely depends on how old she is....

    Younger then 30 = Buy her a party frock and take our out for a night on the tiles

    Older then 30 = Buy her cat.......

    :D


  • #14
    PeterIanStaker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,072 ✭✭✭PeterIanStaker


    I say get in there! She'll be screwing him financially so you may as well screw her.


  • #15
    FatherLen
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,808 ✭✭✭FatherLen


    you tell her what she is.

    a sinner.


  • #16
    BBDBB
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,899 ✭✭✭✭BBDBB


    tell her that one evening when she was out he made a pass at you


  • #17
    haydar
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 377 ✭✭haydar


    Unfortunately i have a bird but id be wiling to give out her number....to the highest bidder of course:D


  • #18
    FatherLen
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,808 ✭✭✭FatherLen


    ronkorp wrote: »
    Unfortunately i have a bird but id be wiling to give out her number....to the highest bidder of course:D

    a pimp now eh?


  • #19
    haydar
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 377 ✭✭haydar


    FatherLen wrote: »
    a pimp now eh?

    Whatever pays the bills these days


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