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What do you prefer, a beej or shag!

  • 02-03-2011 9:23pm
    #1
    fudgie101
    Closed Accounts Posts: 32 ✭


    Well you get the idea! I favour the beej!

    What do you guys favour? 42 votes

    A Beej
    0% 0 votes
    A shag
    100% 42 votes


Comments

  • #2
    GLaDOS
    Moderators, Regional East Moderators Posts: 23,238 Mod ✭✭✭✭GLaDOS


    Thread needs a poll.

    Cake, and grief counseling, will be available at the conclusion of the test



  • #3
    Gummy Panda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,919 ✭✭✭✭Gummy Panda


    A 69er


  • #4
    Sinfonia
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,854 ✭✭✭Sinfonia


    I don't get the idea.


  • #5
    El Guapo!
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,438 ✭✭✭✭El Guapo!


    Who the fúck spells it like "beej"??

    Sounds like something I'd order at an Indian restaurant.


  • #6
    fudgie101
    Closed Accounts Posts: 32 ✭fudgie101


    Where is this restaurant that you speak of!? Beej!


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  • #7
    Dudess
    Closed Accounts Posts: 37,214 ✭✭✭✭Dudess


    Is beej, like shag, a type of carpet or tobacco? I don't know much about tobacco, but I prefer wooden or tiled floors to any type of carpet.


  • #8
    Praetorian Saighdiuir
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,968 ✭✭✭✭Praetorian Saighdiuir


    None of your business dad!


  • #9
    starbelgrade
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    A beer or a shag or a BJ or a shag?

    :confused:


  • #10
    toxicity234
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 407 ✭✭toxicity234


    both... at the same time. = heaven


  • #11
    Badgermonkey
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,019 ✭✭✭Badgermonkey


    It's bhaji or saag.

    bombay aloo man myself.


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  • #12
    My name is URL
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,070 ✭✭✭✭My name is URL


    Beejees ftw

    How deep is her love?.. Let's find out!


  • #13
    Quality
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,900 ✭✭✭Quality


    This thread is sexist!!

    If I have to pay more for car insurance, I should at least have an option in your poll!!!


  • #14
    fudgie101
    Closed Accounts Posts: 32 ✭fudgie101


    i like willy in my wifes throat. it nice


  • #15
    phill106
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,826 ✭✭✭phill106


    toxicity234 wrote: »
    both... at the same time. = heaven

    does a quick penis check....


    How does one get both at the same time? Do you have 2? Or are you a lady and there are 2 men? Or a man with 2 other men!


  • #16
    karlog
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,563 ✭✭✭karlog


    I don't do drugs.


  • #17
    Sinfonia
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,854 ✭✭✭Sinfonia


    Dudess wrote: »
    Is beej, like shag, a type of carpet or tobacco? I don't know much about tobacco, but I prefer wooden or tiled floors to any type of carpet.

    I like carpet. So shag, I guess.


  • #18
    Kimono-Girl
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,160 ✭✭✭Kimono-Girl


    nothing like a good shag to make a girl feel good....:)


  • #19
    fudgie101
    Closed Accounts Posts: 32 ✭fudgie101


    Kimono-Girl pm me you digits love! happy enough


  • #20
    Khyra24
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 689 ✭✭✭Khyra24


    A shag only because I've no clue what a beej is. Is it a form of beetroot? Is it a BJ? I can't get BJ's...my nonexistent penis says so.


  • #21
    Kimono-Girl
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,160 ✭✭✭Kimono-Girl


    fudgie101 wrote: »
    Kimono-Girl pm me you digits love! happy enough

    My digits are busy! ;)


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  • #22
    Aishae
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,800 ✭✭✭Aishae


    what if you'd rather a bit of chocolate?!


  • #23
    pragmatic1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,573 ✭✭✭pragmatic1


    Shag is better. The standard of bJs in this country is shocking.


  • #24
    Gummy Panda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,919 ✭✭✭✭Gummy Panda


    Hey hey.. when did the question change to about what women prefer?


  • #25
    hondasam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    It's good to have a starter and a dessert.


  • #26
    Praetorian Saighdiuir
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,968 ✭✭✭✭Praetorian Saighdiuir


    Kimono-Girl wrote: »
    My digits are busy! ;)


    Oooooh Durty!


  • #27
    pow wow
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,288 ✭✭✭pow wow


    Atari jaguar :rolleyes:


  • #28
    J2D2
    Closed Accounts Posts: 224 ✭✭J2D2


    pragmatic1 wrote: »
    Shag is better. The standard of bJs in this country is shocking.

    Depends who you get :pac:


  • #29
    Aoifey!
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,571 ✭✭✭Aoifey!


    Who the fuck spells it beej?!


  • #30
    cruiser178
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,654 ✭✭✭cruiser178


    ScienceNerd wrote: »
    Thread needs a poll.

    I got a poll right here for ya sciencenerd *grabs balls with one both hands*

    shag for me bjw.


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  • #31
    MidlandsM
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,737 ✭✭✭MidlandsM


    fudgie101 wrote: »
    i like willy in my wifes throat. it nice

    I like my willy down your wifes throat too.:p


  • #32
    admiralofthefleet
    Closed Accounts Posts: 15,515 ✭✭✭✭admiralofthefleet


    a gobble, because even ugly birds have a mouth


  • #33
    HoneyRyder
    Closed Accounts Posts: 240 ✭✭HoneyRyder


    ScienceNerd wrote: »
    Thread needs a poll hole

    FYP (:


  • #34
    gargleblaster
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,425 ✭✭✭gargleblaster


    Quality wrote: »
    This thread is sexist!!

    If I have to pay more for car insurance, I should at least have an option in your poll!!!

    yes it is.

    i'll answer it anyway though. i prefer cunning linguists to the shag, myself.


  • #35
    AskMyChocolate
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,312 ✭✭✭AskMyChocolate


    Aishae wrote: »
    what if you'd rather a bit of chocolate?!

    You could always PM me.

    *crosses fingers*


  • #36
    AckwelFoley
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,555 ✭✭✭✭AckwelFoley


    Hmmm, virgins answered one or the other.

    Shagging includes oral sex..anal sex and of course the main course, fanny penetration.


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  • #37
    harvester of sorrow
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 832 ✭✭✭harvester of sorrow


    Diggity......:D


  • #38
    jester77
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,264 ✭✭✭✭jester77


    This is one of those questions where there is no right or wrong answer and is more down to the circumstances of that particular time. It can depend on:
    1. Who the other person is, everyone is talented in a different way
    2. How lazy I'm feeling
    3. If there is a game on the box
    Option 1 is a matter of preference and talent. Someone who is sporty/flexible would obviously be shag preferred, someone who can do tongue magic and has a neck like a giraffe would be BJ preferred.

    Option 2 is a sliding scale, the lazier I'm feeling then the likehood of BJ preference increases.

    Option 3 is BJ all the way once the TV is not being obstructed.



    Then there is always option 4... beggars can't be choosers!!


  • #39
    Coriolanus
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,879 ✭✭✭Coriolanus


    gargleblaster wrote: »
    yes it is.

    i'll answer it anyway though. i prefer cunning linguists to the shag, myself.
    Considering the topic at hand, you have an interesting username. :)

    Anyway. Shag. Never know what to do during a BJ. Apparently flicking her ear isn't appropriate. :mad:


  • #40
    Bigtoe107
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 378 ✭✭Bigtoe107


    Sophie's choice springs to mind when i try to make this incredibly hard decision.


  • #41
    Gummy Panda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,919 ✭✭✭✭Gummy Panda


    Nevore wrote: »
    Considering the topic at hand, you have an interesting username. :)

    Anyway. Shag. Never know what to do during a BJ. Apparently flicking her ear isn't appropriate. :mad:

    You pet her on the head and tell her she is a good kitty.


    what.. that's not weird!


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  • #42
    Wibbs
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,217 Mod ✭✭✭✭Wibbs


    Shag without much deliberation required. "Beej"'s I can take or leave tbh.

    Rejoice in the awareness of feeling stupid, for that’s how you end up learning new things. If you’re not aware you’re stupid, you probably are.



  • #43
    Khyra24
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 689 ✭✭✭Khyra24


    If I was a man and preferred a BJ, would that make me gay?


  • #44
    Plascebo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 798 ✭✭✭Plascebo


    Khyra24 wrote: »
    If I was a man and preferred a BJ, would that make me gay?

    No



    No it wouldn't


  • #45
    Khyra24
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 689 ✭✭✭Khyra24


    Plascebo wrote: »
    No



    No it wouldn't

    Oops I meant to ask if I preferred it from a guy instead of a girl. D'oh! Meh..a BJ is a BJ...


  • #46
    FTGFOP
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,389 ✭✭✭FTGFOP


    Dudess wrote: »
    I prefer wooden or tiled floors to any type of carpet.

    What? Even over a nice deep shag?


  • #47
    t0mm13b
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 608 ✭✭✭t0mm13b


    jaythus

    Mother o Gawd... no wonder... a beej.... who in the fúck calls it that apart from you OP, no wonder the immaculate conception was just immaculate... :P :pac:

    best kept secret about catholicism and 'virgin mary' :P


  • #48
    I Love Cheese
    Closed Accounts Posts: 149 ✭✭I Love Cheese


    Blowie


  • #49
    gargleblaster
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,425 ✭✭✭gargleblaster


    snyper wrote: »
    Hmmm, virgins answered one or the other.

    Shagging includes oral sex..anal sex and of course the main course, fanny penetration.

    :pac:


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