Where do broken hearts go?

Blondini

... after a transplant.. what do they do with the old heart ...


titter
sexy
you know you likeee this verrry much
Bye.

fedor.2.

WTF

BBDBB

paté

nom nom

JohnathanM

Blondini wrote: »

... after a transplant.. what do they do with the old heart ...

A transplant for somebody without private health cover.

Celly Smunt

lonely hearts columns

OPENROAD

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UxK1kS_-HA4

PK2008

Near,

far,

wherever they are ,

I believe that those hearts will go on

Cheap Thrills!

to ye olde 'broken hearts factory' where they are re-conditioned and re-sold as 'vintage re-conditioned hearts' yar.

lorebringer

Disposed of as medical waste.

pablomakaveli

They're ground into sausage meat.

Blondini

OPENROAD wrote: »

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UxK1kS_-HA4

Yeah that was the gag but nobody except you remembered the song which was the basis of the gag so er ... emm .. thanks ... I'm off for a burger ... Em ... ok

pockets3d

Leaving Certificate biology dissections...........not even joking im a doctor

Oh_Noes

You know what they say about being as "happy as a butcher's dog"?

It probably applies to surgeon's dogs too.

SadieSue

Dissected and studied and then thrown in the incinerator.

Cheap Thrills!

I remembered the song .

Ho hum OP.

BURGER you say? nyom

*jellybags*

Gneez

During the 2000's they made ****ty westlife and boyzone songs out of them, these days they probably go to sustain the preternatural un-life of lady gaga

Blondini

lorebringer wrote: »

Disposed of as medical waste.

After Hours sucks lately.

Bruthal

Blondini wrote: »

... after a transplant.. what do they do with the old heart ...

Depends, if its a liver transplant, they leave the old heart in.

Alter-Ego

Minced, suction packed and sent to Abra Kebabra "restaurants" around the country.

lorebringer

Blondini wrote: »

After Hours sucks lately.

PMSL

Abi

Don't all the bits and parts get incinerated or something?

PK2008 wrote: »

Near,

far,

wherever they are ,

I believe that those hearts will go on

Well that was disgusting.

Gummy Panda

This thread is silly

Alter-Ego

Gummy Panda wrote: »

This thread is silly

You're silly! :pac:

lololololololololololol

Blondini

Loving the responses you guys!!

(... in a dead skunks arse ..)

SimpleOrder

they go in the trash can.

Blondini

lorebringer wrote: »

Disposed of as medical waste.

pockets3d wrote: »

Leaving Certificate biology dissections...........not even joking im a doctor

SadieSue wrote: »

Dissected and studied and then thrown in the incinerator.

Abi wrote: »

Don't all the bits and parts get incinerated or something?


Well that was disgusting.

SimpleOrder wrote: »

they go in the trash can.

Dear quoted posters above,

This is AH.

B.

Nuggles

They go to the hospital kitchen obviously.

As do all the gangrenous limps they chop off.

Nyom nyom.

Abi

Blondini wrote: »

Dear quoted posters above,

This is AH.

B.

Dear B,


The original post makes no fúcking sense.


Love,

Abi.

Blondini

Abi wrote: »

Dear B,


The original post makes no fúcking sense.


Love,

Abi.

"Where do broken hearts go" was a song by Whitney Houston.

I put said song title as the thread title.

Then I made a wordplay joke about it, and because this is AH, assumed a few people would recognise the song and appreciate the corny joke.

It was not really supposed to make "fúcking sense".

eilo1

This is where they go

Abi

Blondini wrote: »

"Where do broken hearts go" was a song by Whitney Houston.

I put said song title as the thread title.

Then I made a wordplay joke about it, and because this is AH, assumed a few people would recognise the song and appreciate the corny joke.

Boy, that was a mistake.

It was not really supposed to make "fúcking sense".

Well, you win.

Nuggles

This dispute would be better if you two spoke to each other through hand puppets made out of old hearts.

I bet old hearts make great hand puppets.

Fart

Broken hearts are for assholes...





















































That's right!

Oak3

There's a place where lovers go
To cry their troubles away.
And they call it,
Lonesome Town,
Where the broken hearts stay.

You can buy a dream or two
To last you all through the years.
And the only price you pay
Is a heart full of tears.

Goin' down to Lonesome Town,
Where the broken hearts stay.
Goin' down to Lonesome Town,
To cry my troubles away.

In the town of broken dreams,
The streets are filled with regret.
Maybe down in Lonesome Town,
I can learn to forget.

Maybe down in Lonesome Town,
I can learn to forget. Lonesome Town.

My name is URL

I dunno.. Canada?

Scarydoll

Well you know them steak and kidney pies that come in tins?

Thats not steak...or kidney.





:pac::pac::pac::pac::pac:

Fart

Scarydoll wrote: »

Well you know them steak and kidney pies that come in tins?

Thats not steak...or kidney.





:pac::pac::pac::pac::pac:

No, I think it is or else it wouldn't say it.
It's hardly heart now is it?

ejmaztec

Fart wrote: »

Broken hearts are for assholes...

They use them as butt-plugs?

Joe10000

Nuggles wrote: »

They go to the hospital kitchen obviously.

As do all the gangrenous limps they chop off.

Nyom nyom.

Chopping off a limp sounds a little heavy handed.

Scarydoll

Fart wrote: »

No, I think it is or else it wouldn't say it.
It's hardly heart now is it?

:rolleyes::pac:

TheUsual

Let lose in the wild. They hunt mostly rabbits and hedgehogs.

Large packs of them have been known to attack and kill new-age hippies, but nobody minds that.