So! You don't think games are mature enough ey?

WolfForager

Ubisoft have decided to change all that and have stepped up the game significantly, possible GOTY of the year contender right here.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bxd96qRa6wY

Jerichoholic

Yes looks AMAZING alright but I think I'll hold out for Skyrim all the same.

tman

Dear god...

gizmo

What the ****ing ****?

johnny_ultimate

Remember to play safe when it comes to casual Wii:

AlmightyCushion

The only person sad enough to actually buy that game won't have any friends any ways.

sink

Retr0gamer

They can dress it up how they like it's still a bunch of ****ty minigames.

johnny_ultimate

Retr0gamer wrote: »

They can dress it up how they like it's still a bunch of ****ty minigames.

Quite literally in this case, considering it involves putting the Wiimote down your pants.

Menengroth™

I'm told Jazzy is looking forward to the single player campaign.

Antar Bolaeisk

Depends, do the hot girls come with the game?

Icyseanfitz

sink wrote: »

this....so much this

Jazzy

Menengroth™ wrote: »

I'm told Jazzy is looking forward to the single player campaign.

oh you!

K.O.Kiki

This is some kind of "viral marketing" ploy, right?


Trying to raise awareness for a real franchise, kind of thing.


...RIGHT?!

WolfForager

Damn i love the internet! Some parodies/remakes!

Dead Island

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pP2baatsuAM

Mad World - REM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8t2OTqrI_4w

And best of all the Flash game

http:// www.everybodydancenow.net/deware/WeDareRemake.swf

humanji

How uncomfortable would it be if you went over to your mates place and they suggested you play it?

Mr E

humanji wrote: »

How uncomfortable would it be if you went over to your mates place and they suggested you play it?

Is that a rhetorical question? Tell us how it went, humanji....
Did you eat an apple with your mate?
Are you still mates, or.... errrr.... more than mates?

Spunge

Worst Console Ever

ShadowHearth

Wtf was that?! If i would suggest such game to my misses, she would lought in to my face. Then hit me with it. Raped me and make that game watch it. When she would be done with me, i would get a controler in to my hands, capcom vs marvel 3 fired up.... And then she would kick my ass... Again!!!

Overheal

This video contains content from Ubisoft, who has blocked it in your country on copyright grounds.

WolfForager

I can still play it

stevenmu

I'm so glad I got rid of my Wii and gave it to ... OH SH1T NO .. MY PARENTS !!!!

Nerdkiller1991

Is this...is this a 1 player game, as I really want to play with it by myself. I'll leave the rest up to you.

ShadowHearth

Nerdkiller1991 wrote: »

Is this...is this a 1 player game, as I really want to play with it by myself. I'll leave the rest up to you.

I know single player version of this game m8 . And you dont need wii, just pamela handerson ;£

Trevor451

Did ubicrap ever make a good game before? :rolleyes:

WolfForager

Assassins Creed come to minds as does PoP...

Minstrel27

WolfForager wrote: »

Ubisoft have decided to change all that and have stepped up the game significantly, possible GOTY of the year contender right here.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bxd96qRa6wY

I see nothing mature about a group of adults acting like idiots.

seraphimvc

and the parental codes in the end lol

wait, is this for real?i saw the vid is in ubisoft's official channel lol

Zillah

WolfForager wrote: »

Damn i love the internet! Some parodies/remakes!

Dead Island

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pP2baatsuAM

Mad World - REM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8t2OTqrI_4w

These are clever. Also I got the references which is nice, I've been feeling quite old lately when it comes to gaming.

tman

Overheal wrote: »

This video contains content from Ubisoft, who has blocked it in your country on copyright grounds.

Might be something to do with this...

SmokeyTheBull

12+
Uhh....

Nerdkiller1991

WolfForager wrote: »

Assassins Creed come to minds as does PoP...

And the Tom Clancy games. Don't forget about them.

K.O.Kiki

Ubisoft begat Rayman and Beyond Good & Evil.

Even with this atrocity (and their COUNTLESS others) I'll still forgive them.

Zombrex

Disclaimer "* Hot slutty friends sold separately"

johnny_ultimate

K.O.Kiki wrote: »

Ubisoft begat Rayman and Beyond Good & Evil.

And remember, they're re-releasing the glorious BG&E in equally glorious high definition this week. So there's only so much begrudging of these mini-game collections one can do (they make money, after all).

However, I do think they deserve some pestering until BG&E2 is finally released.

Xenon560

lol this is hilarious, there are sad people out there that will make this sell.

ShadowHearth

Wicknight wrote: »

Disclaimer "* Hot slutty friends sold separately"

I so loled!

humanji

Wicknight wrote: »

Disclaimer "* Hot slutty friends sold separately"

So I don't have to buy the game? Excellent!

Dublin_Gunner

So, eh, does the Wii mote thing have, er 'force feedback' or 'rumble'?

Korvanica

I wonder what theyll do with the kinect....

Sex Central Maybe?

2 player minimum.. :pac:

DARK-KNIGHT

Korvanica wrote: »

I wonder what theyll do with the kinect....

Sex Central Maybe?

2 player minimum.. :pac:

nah you cant beat a single player game

OH ****:o

ghostchant

Spunge wrote: »

Worst Console Ever

Not even close. Sure people only remember the good games. You only have to glance at what remains of the pre-owned PS2 sections in gamestop et al. to see what utter tripe the majority of releases were. But when you think PS2 you don't think 'Bratz: The Game' etc, you think Ico, SotC, Silent Hill 2 etc

ShooterSF

SmokeyTheBull wrote: »

12+
Uhh....

Retr0gamer

johnny_ultimate wrote: »

And remember, they're re-releasing the glorious BG&E in equally glorious high definition this week. So there's only so much begrudging of these mini-game collections one can do (they make money, after all).

I think their marketing is a bit suspect there. The press release says it;s being released with brand new textures and updated models. My friend has played it and compared it to the old version on GoG and it's basically the PC game which was high definition to start with and no new textures or updated models.

Still if it helps get BG&E 2 out then lie away Ubisoft execs, lie away!

kickarykee

Haha!
I liked the original version but the spoofs are even better, hehe
But it's a good spot, anyway ;D

TheTosh

This game is just foreplay at a swingers party

ShooterSF

TheTosh wrote: »

This game is just foreplay at a swingers party

A crap swingers party at that.

Dublin_Gunner

ShooterSF wrote: »

A crap swingers party at that.

Crap swingers party??

K.O.Kiki

Dublin_Gunner wrote: »

Crap swingers party??

The ones where you don't actually swing.

Or party, even.