out tonight

petes

I was out tonight and got talking to a lovely not settled yet traveller girl and I just wanted to say **** you ah people that tar all of the travelling community with the same brush!


Lock this ah mods if you see fit!

admiralofthefleet

Insurgent wrote: »

I was out tonight and got talking to a lovely not settled yet traveller girl and I just wanted to say **** you ah people that tar all of the travelling community with the same brush!


Lock this ah mods if you see fit!

how did your family take it?

KeithM89_old

Did yous walk back to the caravan or take the horse??

seanybiker

ah them unsettled ones are hit or miss.




honestly though I met loads of sounds knackers. same as any walk of life. some sound some not so sound.

TeddyTedson

Sounds like somebody visited a halting site for some sex:pac:

Crann na Beatha

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starbelgrade

I tried to tar all of the travelling community with the same brush once.

Couldn't do it though.

Some pikey had broken into my shed & nicked all the brushes.

hardcore

Are you drunk kid?

Degag

Insurgent wrote: »

I was out tonight and got talking to a lovely not settled yet traveller girl and I just wanted to say **** you ah people that tar all of the travelling community with the same brush!


Lock this ah mods if you see fit!

Come back to us in the morning when your mickey is about to fall off!!!

We'll see if you have the same attitude!

Gummy Panda

Obaraten wrote: »

In before "did ya lob it in her boss"joke

Fúck ya!!!!

*shakes fist*

staker

Insurgent wrote: »

I was out tonight and got talking to a lovely not settled yet traveller girl and I just wanted to say **** you ah people that tar all of the travelling community with the same brush!


Lock this ah mods if you see fit!

In before blocks put under caravan

starbelgrade

Insurgent wrote: »

Lock this ah mods if you see fit!

Speaking of locks, what type of key can open any lock?

A pikey.

admiralofthefleet

starbelgrade wrote: »

I tried to tar all of the travelling community with the same brush once.

Couldn't do it though.

Some pikey had broken into my shed & nicked all the brushes.

the key that opens every door in the house - a pikey

flyton5

How did you guys get talking about AH? What a coincidence!! Shocked that an unsettled traveller would even have access to the internet.
















Or was allowed into a bar.

Degag

seanybiker wrote: »

ah them unsettled ones are hit or miss.




honestly though I met loads of sounds knackers. same as any walk of life. some sound some not so sound.

I was in school with some of them.... One of them loved walking up to lads and saying

"What's the capital of China?"

Before anyone would have time to think let alone answer, he'd roar

"Bangkok"

before hitting you as hard as possible in the balls.

Don't think we ever pointed out his geography skills (or lack of) to him though!

Jet Black

Have you checked your pockets yet?

hondasam

Insurgent wrote: »

I was out tonight and got talking to a lovely not settled yet traveller girl and I just wanted to say **** you ah people that tar all of the travelling community with the same brush!


Lock this ah mods if you see fit!

when are ye getting married ?

KeithM89_old

What's a Pikey kids favourite song?
The wheels on the house go round and round....

mikom

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hg11cLO_KS4

starbelgrade

I don't agree with Vodafone"s advertising campaign.

It states "Be part of the worlds largest mobile community".

Now correct me if I'm wrong, but surely that's the travellers.

flyton5

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PQAFSVu941s

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KAOY5bW0JVY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G2FdtcqVLOA

hondasam

Obaraten wrote: »

In before "did ya lob it in her boss"joke

The talk nicer these days. not as rough around the edges.;)

Hail 2 Da Thief

OP must have the worst beer goggles ever!

hardcore

Did you ride her father's



















horse .............

TeddyTedson

Lol, you said traveler and tar in the same sentence :P
And who said they were all the same? It seems like that's your own perception until you met one tonight, no?
Some are sound, some aren't...

hondasam

TeddyTedson wrote: »

Lol, you said traveler and tar in the same sentence :P
And who said they were all the same? It seems like that's your own perception until you met one tonight, no?
Some are sound, some aren't...

a few are sound , most aren't

Hail 2 Da Thief

KeithM89 wrote: »

Did yous walk back to the caravan or take the horse??

He offered her a lift home but she said "fu€k your Honda Civic I've a horse outside"

Dangerous Man

Be careful - you'll be selling carpet out of the back of a van in no time.

TeddyTedson

hondasam wrote: »

a few are sound , most aren't

I was going to say that but I don't want to be quoted on Joe Duffy or something.

hondasam

At least the OP will get to travel

hondasam

TeddyTedson wrote: »

I was going to say that but I don't want to be quoted on Joe Duffy or something.

It's not like you to be careful with your words. who cares about joe duffy

Pauleta

Did you grab her?

hondasam

Pauleta wrote: »

Did you grab her?

I'd say she grabbed him

KeithM89_old

hondasam wrote: »

I'd say she pick-pocketed him

fyp.

hondasam

KeithM89 wrote: »

fyp.

wait until he meets the family. does he know he has to marry her now.

seanybiker

how come a lot of travellers live on halting sites? surely halting contradicts the whole travelling part.think we should call them stoppers from now on.

strokemyclover

Has the OP taken offence yet?

Nothingbetter2d

flyton5 wrote: »

How did you guys get talking about AH? What a coincidence!! Shocked that an unsettled traveller would even have access to the internet.




Or was allowed into a bar.

dont ya mean your surprised an unsettled traveller can read the modem instructions to get access to the internet?

seanybiker

strokemyclover wrote: »

Has the OP taken offence yet?

he cant take offence, he's giving her a hand carrying a gate .

sounds funnier when ya say it

starbelgrade

strokemyclover wrote: »

Has the OP taken offence yet?

He's only met the girl & he's out nicking fences already.

upandcumming

Insurgent wrote: »

I was out tonight and got talking to a lovely not settled yet traveller girl and I just wanted to say **** you ah people that tar all of the travelling community with the same brush!


Lock this ah mods if you see fit!

Diamond in the rough.

hondasam

strokemyclover wrote: »

Has the OP taken offence yet?

he is meeting the cousins at the moment. there is a lot of them.

Junco Partner

Hail 2 Da Thief wrote: »

He offered her a lift home but she said "fu€k your Honda Civic I've a horse outside"

as soon as a read the op i trawled through the thread to see if this had been said. damn you

seanybiker

f0ggy92 wrote: »

as soon as a read the op i trawled through the thread to see if this had been said. damn you

Should have said it anyways and just play dumb. although its easy for me to play dumb cos Im thick as sheite

brummytom

flyton5 wrote: »

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PQAFSVu941s

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KAOY5bW0JVY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G2FdtcqVLOA

Wish I could thank this 50 times, I'd forgotten about that video!


'We're just the same as the settled people. Only difference is we do be on the move'

Junco Partner

seanybiker wrote: »

Should have said it anyways and just play dumb. although its easy for me to play dumb cos Im thick as sheite

ah no this is ah if i had repeated the joke i'd have been cut to ribbons.

petes

No offence taken anyone, just to be sure I wasn't looking for the ride or trying to rob some gates! Oh and whats the word for going fnnnghhhh out your nose when you find something kind of funny...that's what I just did!!

Wanna buy some gates?

Junco Partner

no but i'll take some carpets if ya have them

hondasam

do you tarmac driveways ?

TeddyTedson

hondasam wrote: »

It's not like you to be careful with your words. who cares about joe duffy

I'm being good from now on:)
It's funny when travelers get given a free house to settle and then they burn it down and rip out the copper and flee.

hondasam

TeddyTedson wrote: »

I'm being good from now on:)
It's funny when travelers get given a free house to settle and then they burn it down and rip out the copper and flee.

how long will good last

ya that is funny.