What would you do/buy if you had bill gates'ssssss money?

wiger toods

So Mr. Microsoft is worth 500 bill, prob will be 600 by the time i finish typing this. Id like to know what mad, crazy ****e would you do or buy if you were that insanely rich?(After you finish sorting out the family,friends, charity etc.etc.)

Id do the following,

1. Buy an island

2. Id buy an F1 team

3. Id buy an Airtricity league team(prob Galway utd:D), build a big new bastard stadium that would make the aviva look like dalymount and would pump so much fcuking cash into the club, it would destroy the league as they win it every fcuking year!

4. Numerous. ridiculously overpriced cars, in which half of them il never end up driving.

5. A huge mansion

6. Various holiday homes around the world.

7. That small scale model of ireland that was built in dubai a few years back. Think it costs 25million or something.

8. Id buy chelsea fc, and make total **** of the club (twood be a million times worse than what ashley did to newcastle. example, sack ancelotti and put.....oh i dont know..... maybe the tea lady in charge) and then give it away for free.

9. build a golf course (a really nice one too)

10. Id fork out a few billion for one of those casinos in las vegas, and finish by throwing stupid amounts of cash from the top of it to the people below.

11. Heres another one! id book a seat on that virgin galatic yoke bransons setting up at the moment and buy it off him when i get back to earth!

Theres a load of other **** id love to do, but im tired of typing now. So people what would you do?
p.s. Better get in quick before some mod locks the thread, thats been happening to me a bit lately.

Praetorian Saighdiuir

Kelly Brooke and/or Cheryl Cole.

wiger toods

benwavner wrote: »

Kelly Brooke and/or Cheryl Cole.

Holy ****! yeah, them too!:D

Oranage2

Probably a MAC!

Daegerty

Travel the world in my own nuclear submarine. Only a cool 15bn

Also I'd use it to take over some island that belongs to a country already with the help of a missile or two

Violafy

wiger toods wrote: »

So Mr. Microsoft is worth 500 bill, prob will be 600 by the time i finish typing this. Id like to know what mad, crazy ****e would you do or buy if you were that insanely rich?(After you finish sorting out the family,friends, charity etc.etc.)

Id do the following,

1. Buy an island

2. Id buy an F1 team

3. Id buy an Airtricity league team(prob Galway utd:D), build a big new bastard stadium that would make the aviva look like dalymount and would pump so much fcuking cash into the club, it would destroy the league as they win it every fcuking year!

4. Numerous. ridiculously overpriced cars, in which half of them il never end up driving.

5. A huge mansion

6. Various holiday homes around the world.

7. That small scale model of ireland that was built in dubai a few years back. Think it costs 25million or something.

8. Id buy chelsea fc, and make total **** of the club (twood be a million times worse than what ashley did to newcastle. example, sack ancelotti and put.....oh i dont know..... maybe the tea lady in charge) and then give it away for free.

9. build a golf course (a really nice one too)

10. Id fork out a few billion for one of those casinos in las vegas, and finish by throwing stupid amounts of cash from the top of it to the people below.

Theres a load of other **** id love to do, but im tired of typing now. So people what would you do?
p.s. Better get in quick before some mod locks the thread, thats been happening to me a bit lately.

I like the Chelsea idea , I'd also sell Torres on to Shamrock Rovers or something. Serve him right. :mad:

Sergeant

I'd build a fiendish contraption to block out the light from the Sun and hold the world to ransom for even more money.

Strip club and an Arthur Daley style 2nd hand motors gravelly yard with portocabin (fairly decent one). Happy out :pac:

galwayrush

I scratched a wing panel on my car during the bad weather, suppose i could afford to get it fixed.:pac:

Praetorian Saighdiuir

wiger toods wrote: »

So Mr. Microsoft is worth 500 bill, prob will be 600 by the time i finish typing this. Id like to know what mad, crazy ****e would you do or buy if you were that insanely rich?(After you finish sorting out the family,friends, charity etc.etc.)

Id do the following,

1. Buy an island

2. Id buy an F1 team

3. Id buy an Airtricity league team(prob Galway utd:D), build a big new bastard stadium that would make the aviva look like dalymount and would pump so much fcuking cash into the club, it would destroy the league as they win it every fcuking year!

4. Numerous. ridiculously overpriced cars, in which half of them il never end up driving.

5. A huge mansion

6. Various holiday homes around the world.

7. That small scale model of ireland that was built in dubai a few years back. Think it costs 25million or something.

8. Id buy chelsea fc, and make total **** of the club (twood be a million times worse than what ashley did to newcastle. example, sack ancelotti and put.....oh i dont know..... maybe the tea lady in charge) and then give it away for free.

9. build a golf course (a really nice one too)

10. Id fork out a few billion for one of those casinos in las vegas, and finish by throwing stupid amounts of cash from the top of it to the people below.

Theres a load of other **** id love to do, but im tired of typing now. So people what would you do?
p.s. Better get in quick before some mod locks the thread, thats been happening to me a bit lately.

All of the above, but for now, I'm happy that I can pay the bills....




....C'mon Euromillions!

marco_polo

Sergeant wrote: »

I'd build a fiendish contraption to block out the light from the Sun and hold the world to ransom for even more money.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f1cGiEw5yLo

sonic85

id do absolutely fcuk all. id have one nice car a nice house and thats it - just live comfortably. sort out my family and donate a lot of it to charity. nobody needs that much money - in fact 1 billion is an obscene amount for one person

we'llallhavetea_old

lots and lots of shoes *drifts off*

Gummy Panda

Lots of drugs and midget porn stars. The midgets will be used to create my ewok village 2000.

The drugs are to keep them under control

maglite

I feel such a thread requires the mention of coke and hookers.

Might look at trading her in against a better model. Or doing a bit of body work.

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_Lo8n1_ejGIc/SLiscKvu5DI/AAAAAAAACvA/4mbX76Leht8/s320/Bill%2BGates%2Band%2Bwife,%2BMelinda%2BFrench%2BGates%2B(2002).jpg

squod

OP likes golf and soccer. OP should spend his fortune developing a cure for his gayness.

Wolfe Tone

Buy myself a nice car, house, decent clothes, start up some crappy business to give me something to do, impress the ladies with my cash, get jaded, leave country and find wife and live abroad, then come back in a box.

That sounds sh!t, doesnt it?

I imagine it would be like a game, the cheatcodes sound fun but they end up making the game sh!, you get fed up very quickly

longhalloween

1) Mansion, something spectacular, jacuzzi/hot tub room, cinema, indoor basketball court, gym, MASSIVE bedroom, butler, helipad, underground carpark, marble everything, the absolute works.

2) get my teeth straightened (theyre bugging me)

3) Go to BT2 and ask for everything in my size

4) cars...lots of em...

5) The Tony Stark lifestyle (stripper airhostesses ect)

6) personal trainer and chef

7) Back to college indefinitely (because life cant be all fun and games)

Im sure i can think of others....

galwayrush

Serioulsy, i could see mrs galwayrush looking for an immediate divorce....

wiger toods

squod wrote: »

OP likes golf and soccer. OP should spend his fortune developing a cure for his gayness.

hey look its a BIG MAN! its one of those secretly gay lads who goes around pulling out the gay card on people for absolutely no reason. weird! Also one of those lads who'l be sucking his boyfriend off down some ****hole back alley after a night out, while the rest of us are going home with our girlfriends!

pragmatic1

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=95fNgx8aCS8

stevejr

squod wrote: »

OP likes golf and soccer. OP should spend his fortune developing a cure for his gayness.

Don't be a dick and stopped being ghey. Nothing wrong with Football and Golf.

Asphyxia

Build a house
Get loads of pets
Travel the world
Buy a few houses around the world
Buy lots of clothes make up.
Set up my own salon
Books for life
Give some to my parents

and so much more...

squeakyduck

Buy apartments across the world.
Build a mansion for myself up here in Dublin and down at home (sher t'would get the neighbours talking!)
Give money to my parents, siblings and a few of my close friends.
Live lavishly for the rest of my life

no scope

Buy the biggest bag of sh1te i could and drop it on brian cowen

foxinsox

world peace












oh and a nice house in the country and some shoes!

sonic85

foxinsox wrote: »

world peace












oh and a nice house in the country and some shoes!

can world peace be bought?!

Daegerty

sonic85 wrote: »

can world peace be bought?!

depends on how many nuclear icbm's you can buy?

if there is nobody around the world is at peace, no?

squod

Hit a nerve there.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BFEHNEFPyZo

sonic85

Daegerty wrote: »

depends on how many nuclear icbm's you can buy?

if there is nobody around the world is at peace, no?

ha ha - true! though with nobody around who would build your ferrari?

thetonynator

Daegerty wrote: »

depends on how many nuclear icbm's you can buy?

if there is nobody around the world is at peace, no?

There's surely be an easier more efficient way of killing the worlds population, no???

Daegerty

sonic85 wrote: »

ha ha - true! though with nobody around who would build your ferrari?

you wouldn't need a ferrari, sure there'd be nobody to show it off to either

foxinsox

sonic85 wrote: »

can world peace be bought?!

I'd say that with all that money and a bit of 'wheeling and dealing' the world could certainly be on its way to peace.

dark crystal

I'd buy a beautiful house by the sea, or on a lake, somewhere warm. the house would have a huge indoor pool, a cinema and a bar. definitely a bar.

Buy a nice car, but not some flashy monstrosity.

Put a good portion into a high yielding savings account and invest in property.

Make sure my family would never need to work again.

Send the children to the best school in the area (but still make sure they know the value of money)

Buy a yacht and learn how to sail.

Would also love to open some sort of foundation that invests in young people from disadvantaged areas - business start-up training, art, music and drama schools, a midwifery/nursing college...something along those lines. Give them something to aspire to. May go somewhere to helping them break out of the welfare trap (hopefully)

A good portion to deserving charities.

Oh, and a tiger for the back yard. Sure, why not?? If it's good enough for Tony Montana, it's good enough for me....

sonic85

foxinsox wrote: »

I'd say that with all that money and a bit of 'wheeling and dealing' the world could certainly be on its way to peace.

well have to get harry redknapp on the case then so :pac:

wiger toods

A private jet! sur how did i forget that!:D

Daegerty

thetonynator wrote: »

There's surely be an easier more efficient way of killing the worlds population, no???

There is but I'm worried about that fecker Bond throwing a spanner in the works

Follow the Plan

I'd buy Tayto so that i could have bikers crisps on demand cos i can't get them around me.

Oh Eva Longoria too.

Oh and I'd build a mansion, bring the neighbours round to see it and then knock it to the ground.

Oh and a Massey Ferguson 35 x.

Oranage2

dark crystal wrote: »

I'd buy a beautiful house by the sea, or on a lake, somewhere warm. the house would have a huge indoor pool, a cinema and a bar. definitely a bar.

Buy a nice car, but not some flashy monstrosity.

Put a good portion into a high yielding savings account and invest in property.

Make sure my family would never need to work again.

Send the children to the best school in the area (but still make sure they know the value of money)

Buy a yacht and learn how to sail.

Would also love to open some sort of foundation that invests in young people from disadvantaged areas - business start-up training, art, music and drama schools, a midwifery/nursing college...something along those lines. Give them something to aspire to. May go somewhere to helping them break out of the welfare trap (hopefully)

A good portion to deserving charities.

Oh, and a tiger for the back yard. Sure, why not?? If it's good enough for Tony Montana, it's good enough for me....

I guess somebody hasn't learned anything from the previous 10 years!!!

Bobjims

I'd pay the Russians to take me up to space

Rodin

I'd buy all of Ireland, and turn the whole thing into a leprechaun themed theme-park

sligopark

What would you do/buy if you had bill gates'ssssss money?

I 'd pay for loads of vaccines and have them prepped to stunt population growth


and then invest in monsanto to force sterile GM crops on the worlds poorest to make them work harder for less


whoops - bill gates already has - face palm :cool:

dark crystal

Oranage2 wrote: »

I guess somebody hasn't learned anything from the previous 10 years!!!

Lol, I'd take better financial advice than FF or the banks took, that's for sure

Property is still a good investment, if you buy at the right time in the right places.

LETHAL LADY

If I had 500 billion I would keep 100 billion for myself and my family, parents, brothers and sisters and the inlaws (although some dont deserve it but Im not bitter). Then I would split the rest with every citizen in Ireland, I think the population is about 6 million at the moment so I reckon (my maths are not great) but everyone would get about 60000. There would be a few conditions of course no politicians, bankers or property developers well the bad ones anyway.

Follow the Plan

I'd pay the producers of the Reality TV shows to go way and die.

UglyBolloxFace

wiger toods wrote: »

hey look its a BIG MAN! its one of those secretly gay lads who goes around pulling out the gay card on people for absolutely no reason. weird! Also one of those lads who'l be sucking his boyfriend off down some ****hole back alley after a night out, while the rest of us are going home with our girlfriends!

And you wonder why the Mods lock your threads?

grrrrrrrrrr

OP, hes ONLY worth 50 billion

BeerWolf

Fund my own evil organisation for world domination like that of Cobra. :pac:


And I doubt it's 500b, more like 50 or so.

sonic85

grrrrrrrrrr wrote: »

OP, hes ONLY worth 50 billion

ah fcuk it - id wipe my ass with 50 billion

darragh16

I'd buy two nuclear weapons and fire them at each other in space, for no apparent reasons.

Royal Irish

If I had Bill Gates fortune I would spend the money to either end world hunger, or take over the Call Of Duty games franchise to get rid of second chance.