Libya: lessons 101 how to be a proper Dictator.

NeedaNewName

Libya, Its no roll over Egypt that's for sure. But if you are a Dictator surely he is following all the best rules to keeping yourself in power.

Shoot everyone who disagrees for a start. I'd probably do the same myself.

On an international scale I would use the word "discussions" but really I'd be shooting them.

If you were a dictator would you not do the same? Or would you have a better way to keep your dictatorship? There are benefits etc.

sollar

Its shaping up to be a crazy uprising. On the news there several hundred dead.

Old Muammar isn't going anywhere without a fight.

smk89

Rule 1: Shooting people makes people protest.
Therefore, shoot people at a protest.
Gaddafi may end up in a noose at the end of this

Snakeblood

NeedaNewName wrote: »

Libya, Its no roll over Egypt that's for sure. But if you are a Dictator surely he is following all the best rules to keeping yourself in power.

Shoot everyone who disagrees for a start. I'd probably do the same myself.

On an international scale I would use the word "discussions" but really I'd be shooting them.

If you were a dictator would you not do the same? Or would you have a better way to keep your dictatorship? There are benefits etc.

I think the secret to effective dictatorship is a good distinctive wardrobe. Mao, Stalin, Hitler, Franco, all had striking wardrobes. Check out Gadaffi when he's haranguing everyone but him at the UN. He's catwalk ready.

Dictators gots to be pimpin.

Turtyturd

I'd tell them all they are living outside their means and I am the only one who can save them.

Wolfe Tone

I would partition the country for lols that generally works and solves problems, shame I changed my name from MUSSOLINI

Seriously,


Its my turn to get on the high horse, dont be making light of people being massacred, tis serious business

sollar

They are very brave people going on the streets against gadaffi's army armed with rifle's and machine guns.

Just compare that to us not even wanting to get out on the streets incase we lose a days pay or get wet!!

sonic85

sollar wrote: »

They are very brave people going on the streets against gadaffi's army armed with rifle's and machine guns.

Just compare that to us not even wanting to get out on the streets incase we lose a days pay or get wet!!

its not dodgy enough here yet. give it time

Daegerty

sollar wrote: »

Just compare that to us not even wanting to get out on the streets incase we lose a days pay or get wet!!

Just as well most of us got rid of our guns when the license fee went up to 80 euros and the application form became 5 or 6 pages long. or we'd be in with a chance of having a successful riot

Badgermonkey

Drop the Colonel and become General.

Copyright any reference to the crispy frying of boneless meat so as to hint at punishment of a most horiffic nature, not finger lickin' goodness.

dxhound2005

Just saw on France 24 that there are unconfirmed reports that Gadaffi has gone to Venezuela. Being reported elsewhere as well.



http://punditpress.blogspot.com/2011/02/reports-gaddafi-has-left-libya-fled-for.html

Hande hoche!

dxhound2005 wrote: »

Just saw on France 24 that there are unconfirmed reports that Gadaffi has gone to Venezuela. Being reported elsewhere as well.



http://punditpress.blogspot.com/2011/02/reports-gaddafi-has-left-libya-fled-for.html

Interesting maybe his voluptuous Ukrainian nurse can get a job in the
H.S.E.

whoopdedoo

go on the Libyans!!

Ask this fella http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Genghis_Khan

heyjude

Turtyturd wrote: »

I'd tell them all they are living outside their means and I am the only one who can save them.

You could also reassure them that "We have turned the corner" :rolleyes:

LETHAL LADY

Id grow a tiny moustache tiny moustaches are evil.

MRPRO03

There is some serious events going on in Libya right now, if you reading twitter:

http://twitter.com/#!/search/%23libya

MagicSean

I think it provides perpective.

Libya: Police brutality = 200 shot dead
Ireland: Police brutality = a few people getting hit on the legs with a baton.

Libya: Worst politician = power mad brutal dictator
Ireland: Worst politician = White colar criminal

k_mac

k_mac wrote: »

I think it provides perpective.

Libya: Police brutality = 200 shot dead
Ireland: Police brutality = a few people getting hit on the legs with a baton.

Libya: Worst politician = power mad brutal dictator
Ireland: Worst politician = White colar criminal

If you want perspective, lookup pol pot or "the great leap forward" China.

Another unofficial source http://www.libyafeb17.com/

FreudianSlippers

Some of those poll choices make zero sense.

omahaid

FreudianSlippers wrote: »

Some of those poll choices make zero sense.

Butting silver? It makes perfectly cromulent sense. And lets be honest, who does like them that are to be bad to I?

NeedaNewName

FreudianSlippers wrote: »

Some of those poll choices make zero sense.

omahaid wrote: »

Butting silver? It makes perfectly cromulent sense. And lets be honest, who does like them that are to be bad to I?

I meant "buy" silver.

*adds cromulent to head dictionary.

PeterIanStaker

Anyone else think that Gadaffi looks like Robert Downey Jr would look like if he fell off the wagon?

http://www.wikileakscables.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/gaddafi_.jpg

http://www.filmfestivals.com/images/tiff2005galery/images/Robert%20Downey%20Jr.jpg

Chaotic_Forces

Listen to everyone, anyone you personally disagree with after they express their concerns and how they think you can fix the issue... invest in a secret police who shoots them.

pbffan

I generally look at things a bit differently to most people. I remember one time back in school we were watching a documentary on Jonestown and the mass suicides of nearly a thousand people. At the end of the video while everybody else was just like 'F***ing hell', my response was "That man was an absolute genius". They looked at the needless deaths, but I looked at Jones' ability to play on people's hopes and fears, his ability to manipulate them, and to turn them into loyal followers who hung on his every word, revering him.

When I look at Geddafi, I see one of the most commanding figures in history. The man took control of an entire nation at 27 years of age for Christ sake. He went on to rule for the next 42. A friend of our family's worked in Libya for years, and always had some very interesting stories about Gaddafi. Ever since then, I've been fascinated by him. He's bat**** crazy. A real life movie character. I mean look at him now, rather than lose power, he's massacring his own people and calling in truckloads of mercenaries. He's living out the final scene from Scarface. He's doing it his way, the only way he knows - fighting like a man possessed and attempting to force his opponents into submission. Maybe he won't survive this, maybe he's going to be overthrown, but one things for sure, he's fighting to the death. At nearly 70 years of age he's as power hungry as ever, the man was born to lead.

pbffan

So yeah, to be in keeping with who Gaddafi is, you'd have to shoot the lot of them

NeedaNewName

Blaming al Qaeda.

Guys a fukin genius.

Thats gonna mess with the yanks and theirs allies heads.