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Funny one liners / long jokes. Child friendly

SillyMangoX · 2011-02-20 03:05:07

Hey, i'm trying to come up with a comedy about 2 mins long for an under 16 competition, and all jokes have to be clean and child friendly so they can be used. If anyone knows any jokes that would be suitable yet funny for under 16s this would be a great help :)

20-02-2011 4:05am

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Hey, i'm trying to come up with a comedy about 2 mins long for an under 16 competition, and all jokes have to be clean and child friendly so they can be used. If anyone knows any jokes that would be suitable yet funny for under 16s this would be a great help

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