Grab a book

Tallon

bleg

impact adversely on animal welfare.:eek::(

Jumpy

Nannie Slagg had lifted the hat up to her shoulder level and peered at it obliquely before puffing at the glass grapes to remove any possible dust.


Hmm.

irishmic

''did gracie wear compression shorts?''

MistyCheese

"Great!"

OMG :eek: It really works!

Let me try again

"Shireen is our one piece of good news at L&N Excutive Recruitment."

Hmm.

epgc3fyqirnbsx

tackled by a hooker from the Tallaght side. It was a heavy tackle...

Looks around work for book. No book.

Uses newspaper.

"veteran actor was playing to a home crowd las night"

I blow myself?

Jimmy the Wheel

The students still went overwhelmingly for the Free! option.

RichieC

in a toilet a bit of swerve for a couple of decades.'


haha Russel Brand my booky wook...

Chuchoter

As the trolley moves it pulls the tape through the ticker timer. The ticker timer operates at 50 Hz a.c. source and a striker in it strikes the ticker tape 50 times per second.

Oh physics book, you say the darnedest things

stevoslice

"His happy little robot took care of everything, spreading waves of acquiescent joy through all the security circuits it encountered."

Mostly Harmless - Douglas Adams...
Win

Creamsoda

"now edge yourself down until he can comfortably slip inside you"

From the cosmopolitan ultimate sex guide-the quickly edition

Aldebaran

'He stood up.'

From The Road by Cormac McCarthy

antomagoo

Food prescribed by the breeder

SV

'What will happen when it comes off?'


Really..

Fenix

"He was born to be a Kings Hand and a father to Queens."

edit: A Game of Thrones, George R. R. Martin.

ScumLord

Align a DIMM on the slot such that the notch on the DIMM matches the break
on the slot.

In French.

James G

"Burn the book."

Uh...

Kelda09

"For example a cool job gets ten points."

Mars Bar

"You start early, don't you?"

The Firm - John Grisham

darragh666

"It is sufficient to note here that members of these committees represent governmental interests, insofar as they are experts, also monitor the technical quality of the Commission's work".

The ninth line would have been a little better.

"These were so big that they prompted a political crisis across the Union".



European Union Law
Damien Chalmers.

don ramo

question 'Who do you think you are?', i was never inclined

keane the autobiography

I Love Cheese

Once the two file names are obtained, the program must open the input file and create the output file.

plonk

He couldn't recall what had made her cry. :pac:



Haruki Murakami
blind Willow, sleeping woman

im invisible

she loved the old man. "Could make herself vunerable with him, which she couldnt do with many people"

icarus
Russell Andrews

i like this game

Ghost Train

The morning was rather favourable, though it had rained all night, as the clouds were then dispersing across the sky, and the sun frequently appeared.

Dr.Winston O'Boogie

"No doubt some of todays methods are bunkum, but the way they were doing it at United and a lot of other clubs back in 1957 was no better."

He's got a point I'd say.

"After the measures have been put in place it is important to check that the decisions that have been made to deal with the issues were effective"

Soo...I need to follow up some more??

Canis Lupus

"Hudson Proctor gasped"

lol, I **** you not. Does this mean I'm ghey?

edit: The Naked God, Peter F Hamilton

source

"It was like her mother had said, it would be like an occupational hazard to him."

Closer- Martina Cole.

KnifeWRENCH

Page 60 was blank. I think that says it all really.

The book was James Joyce's Dubliners. Damn those blank pages in between stories!

swiftblade

"We laughed in embarrasment"

FFS!

Tuesday's with Morrie
Mitch Albom

foxinsox

"now that I've been informed of its imperfections; yet I take a perverse delight in doing this,"



The Blind Assassin
Margaret Atwood

BluesBerry

""she opened her waistpouch and pulled something out. ..... untying a string , she laid back the folds of a waxed cloth and held a tan substance, dipping her finger in it she turned to him..






ooooooooohh ddddddurrrrty !!!!!:eek::eek::eek::eek::eek:

Neyite

"You'd need a whole day, maybe two."


I rock.

HornyDevil

"What is known is that a dead body was found under the floor flagstones in the 1800's, and it was then replaced and the flagstone dated" - from 'Strangest Pubs in Britain & the best worldwide'

. . . . . but what has that got to do with oral sex - unless all his teeth fell out while muffing, the shock killed him, and they buried the gummy fecker under the floor of some pub. hmmmmm

Larianne

The heel and lower leg should be parallel and the calcaneus should rest squarely on the ground.

pq0n1ct4ve8zf5

"Jacob returns to the hospital"

I'm that good.

b.o.m.d.a.s.

"Fat chance of that happening before nine o' clock tomorrow"

Assegai

Griffen262

The best I could do was a Jamie Oliver cook book.

Page 60 (Rhubarb and Custard Kinda Soufflé), 9th sentence down..

"My favourite bit is getting everyone to make a hole in the top of their hot soufflé and pour in some very cold custard".

:eek:

randylonghorn

"Perhaps one of them pinched it?" suggested Nobby.



0_o

Firstly, I have never given oral sex to anything (k)nobby.

And secondly, if I did, I'd know better than to bloody pinch it!!

TanG411

''Viktor became accustomed to Sonya, as he had earlier to Misha.''

Death and The Penguin - Andrey Kurkov

''Go and play with your cat'', said Viktor.

Penguin Lost - Andrey Kurkov

Menolias

The unit uses an invisible infrared beam to sense the energy that is emitted,transmitted or reflected from an object and translates that data into temperature.


Advanced Marine Electronics, Ed Sherman.

Earthhorse

Even the old man with his Craven A tin had gone.

Empire of the Sun - JG Ballard

Micky Dolenz

"It calmed people down and let us do our job"


Max Brooks: World War Z.

Naos

I **** you not...

Proof of her palpable howler.

Derren Brown: Tricks of the mind

TPD

'For a moment she could not recognise the dead man.'

Eep

George RR Martin - A Feast for Crows

GLaDOS

"That was how it supposed to work"

Apparently I'm good enough to give demonstrations

Dr. Baltar

"yea, out of hidden darkness and out of captivity unto freedom." - The book of Mormon

"reading on the scale does not change, thus avoiding detonation until it is a safe distance from the earth" - The Elegant Universe by Brian Greene

QuimWedge

"...porticoes and a beautiful, well-tended garden. It was early..."

Phillip Carlo, The Ice Man

Yep, good oral always starts with a well-tended garden. imo.

Endaaaagh

"Tens of million in profit"