Do you lock the jacks door when there's no-one else in the house?

Mr. Presentable

I do. Usually. But if I'm feeling extra rebellious I leave it open :eek:

If I am left unsupervised I will eat pizza and burgers.

They say ethics are how you will act when no-one else is around.

So, what do you do? Do you lock the door, or dance in your underwear in the hall?

Badgermonkey

If alone, I butter toast with my hand.

Yorkshire terrier as toilet paper.

Sykk

I don't live with Jack

chicken fingers

Nope, dont even close it.

Major Lovechild

I tend to leave the door wide open when other people are in the house. I like to share the experience.

St.Spodo

I always leave the door wide open, that's how I get my kicks.

orourkeda

If not lock the door then certainly still keep it closed. keep the stink from spreading

Orando Broom

Mr. Presentable wrote: »

I do. Usually. But if I'm feeling extra rebellious I leave it open :eek:

If I am left unsupervised I will eat pizza and burgers.

They say ethics are how you will act when no-one else is around.

So, what do you do? Do you lock the door, or dance in your underwear in the hall?

Unsupervised Pizza is the best!!

phill106

I leave the door open, give any unexpected callers a good view.

Korvanica

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dFSdjPt5p7M

phasers

Yes, you can see right up into the bathroom from my front door and the front door has a window! Imagine if one of those airtricity salesmen came by then?

cock robin

I sir lock the door but i take my sh1t in the hall

Duggy747

I leave the door open in case anybody comes back so I can do a Splinter Cell and silently slither back to my room unoticed.............maybe even leave a "mystery" in there for them to solve. It'll be like a game of "whodunnit!!" for them :P

tony 2 tone

Never lock the door, even with people in the house, the lock is gammy and I don't want to be stuck in there.
If alone I sometimes leave the door open so I can watch TV, if there is something good on.

Turtyturd

Orando Broom wrote: »

Unsupervised Pizza is the best!!

Is this in the Jacks with the door open or the door locked?....I'm confused

sbsquarepants

Mate of mine recently broke up with this bird he was seeing for a few months, over a few things but chief among them was the fact that she had no door on her jacks! (that's not a euphemism by the way:))
He said she'd be having a bath (no shower either!) and her kids would be coming in and out go to the jacks and doing whatever and it just freaked him out. She had her nipple pierced and shaved her fandango and he felt that her 13 year old son looking at this was a bit strange to say the least!
I have to say, i agree with him, would have freaked me out too!
Classy bird or what.

Oh and to answer the question, when it's a number 2 i close the door even when i'm alone. Number 1 is a spectator sport, number 2 is best best shrouded in mystery and fumes!

Plazaman

Probably is more mannerly to close the door if releasing a brown trout however door mostly left open when draining the spuds. I like to hit the water centre on so the noise will deter onlookers.

BuzzFish

I once felt it open. People came home as the kids were dropping to the pool. No time to get to door. It was embarrassing. Now I close the door.

STIG83

Sometimes if im at home alone id leave the door open if im doing a number two

biko

Nope, no-one's there to interrupt me so no need.

kfallon

I'd close the door but not lock it, have to keep the stink in there!
Like to walk around naked after a shower alright, sometimes I look into the mirror, catch my willy, spin it around and shout 'woo woo' for entertainment :pac:

happyoutscan

Always. Otherwise the dog will go mad trying to lick my sack.

Mr. Presentable

kfallon wrote: »

I'd close the door but not lock it, have to keep the stink in there!
Like to walk around naked after a shower alright, sometimes I look into the mirror, catch my willy, spin it around and shout 'woo woo' for entertainment :pac:

Woohoo! Someone who actually read the post and not just the header.

CrazyRabbit

There are no doors to lock in my neighbours back garden.

alwaysadub

I live by myself but i still lock the door. I live in the country where people just wander into the house unannounced. Be a good way to stop that happening though!

Dolph Starbeam

When i have the house to myself and i know nobody will be coming home i like to leave it open, i'd probably feel spoiled if i did it all the time though.

this is arse

only if it's a full moon

sgb

Never lock the door look what happened to Elvis

Reloc8

Yes.

My cat is a pervert.

Super-Rush

We have to crap outside so i just put an empty fertiliser bag in front of me and squat behind the Zetor.

Asphyxia

Yes. I do it out of habit.

PandyAndy

Yea same as above. Just habit I suppose.

sagat2

Shared a flat with two lads in college. Both were out and I was home alone watching the Champions League. Nature called in the final 10 minutes and a hasty dump was required. Dilemma, so I turned the TV around so that I could see it from the bathroom down the hallway and got down to business. Problem solved until the door in the middle of the hallway opens and in walks one of the lads with his mum and sister.
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Mr. Presentable

Was the sister hot?

phill106

sagat2 wrote: »

Shared a flat with two lads in college. Both were out and I was home alone watching the Champions League. Nature called in the final 10 minutes and a hasty dump was required. Dilemma, so I turned the TV around so that I could see it from the bathroom down the hallway and got down to business. Problem solved until the door in the middle of the hallway opens and in walks one of the lads with his mum and sister.
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Did they block your view of the tv?

ordinary_girl

Yes, because the one time that I decide not to lock the door will be the one time that someone will walk in on me. I'm usually very fortunate like that.

NothingMan

I grew up in a house with one small bathroom and 11 people to share it. Habit was to leave it open. Many a morning the toilet, the shower and the sink would all be being used simultaneously. I don't live at home anymore but even now I leave it open if the housemates are out. Sure if I'm going to the toilet in the middle of the night I won't bother putting underwear on, the housemates have an ensuite and not much chanc of them walking out. The small risk excites me enough to make peeing difficult though...

bungler

Mr. Presentable wrote: »

I do. Usually. But if I'm feeling extra rebellious I leave it open :eek:

If I am left unsupervised I will eat pizza and burgers.

They say ethics are how you will act when no-one else is around.

So, what do you do? Do you lock the door, or dance in your underwear in the hall?

You posh batsard having a jax door, wish i had a jax door would stop the dog staring at me when im having a squeeze of the head

Sprrratt

Depends, 1 or 2?

frag420

sagat2 wrote: »

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Not only did he not get to finish his **** but he couldnt even finish saying F*CK properly.............

As for me I always lock the door when at home. Its like a big dutch oven.........................

When I am in BurgerKing I leave it open and let the whopper hang out.............

frAg

STIG83

sagat2 wrote: »

Shared a flat with two lads in college. Both were out and I was home alone watching the Champions League. Nature called in the final 10 minutes and a hasty dump was required. Dilemma, so I turned the TV around so that I could see it from the bathroom down the hallway and got down to business. Problem solved until the door in the middle of the hallway opens and in walks one of the lads with his mum and sister.
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Could be worse, you could have been choking the chicken when they walked in!!

MagicSean

Not since the key broken in the lock and I got trapped in there for 3 hours. I eventually got out by kicking through the wall.

admiralofthefleet

no and i leave a big pile of bangers and mash too

squeakyduck

Of course I lock the door! What if someone broke in? I wouldn't want a robber to see me with my knickers around my ankles!:D

FlutterinBantam

I was watching the Superbowl in a friends house, mixed company, plenty of beer and burgers,sliders, onions, pizza, tex-mex.

There was a fair bit of traffic to the thunderbox ,but I hoped to make it to the Black Eyed peas at the half-time.

Towards the end of the second quarter felt a little pressure on the rusty bullet hole,but was confident I could hold out.

I was wrong.

With about a buck 55 on the clock she started 'crowning' and it was an emergency. Up the stairs in a hurry,down with the kex, swivel and horsed out a splodgy sleeve of foul smelling midden which had a wide footprint and coated the pot in a shroud of badness.

Looked up and saw one of the females climbing the stairs and surveying the scene with disgust.

Had forgotten to close the door.


Difficult evening after that,Packers win was the only solace.:mad:

admiralofthefleet

FlutterinBantam wrote: »

I was watching the Superbowl in a friends house, mixed company, plenty of beer and burgers,sliders, onions, pizza, tex-mex.

There was a fair bit of traffic to the thunderbox ,but I hoped to make it to the Black Eyed peas at the half-time.

Towards the end of the second quarter felt a little pressure on the rusty bullet hole,but was confident I could hold out.

I was wrong.

With about a buck 55 on the clock she started 'crowning' and it was an emergency. Up the stairs in a hurry,down with the kex, swivel and horsed out a splodgy sleeve of foul smelling midden which had a wide footprint and coated the pot in a shroud of badness.

Looked up and saw one of the females climbing the stairs and surveying the scene with disgust.

Had forgotten to close the door.


Difficult evening after that,Packers win was the only solace.:mad:

the dreaded arse twitching like a rabbits nose

hatrickpatrick

Yeah.
People have a horrible habit of arriving home JUST at the moment I've decided to take a sh!te.

starlit

I close it most occassions when at home on my own, but might not always lock it though.

alandublin15

hatrickpatrick wrote: »

Yeah.
People have a horrible habit of arriving home JUST at the moment I've decided to take a sh!te.

they phone me, in fact if i ever want someone to call i just start having a barry.

Blondini

wee-wee = no lock
poo-poo = maybe lock
spunk = always lock

vampire of kilmainham

i never lock the jacks door :D:D