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Things about work that make you laugh

  • 17-02-2011 5:24pm
    #1
    this is arse
    Closed Accounts Posts: 261 ✭✭


    every three months, the three best workers in my office win a prize of a paperweight in the colour gold, silver or bronze :D


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  • #2
    Sykk
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,327 ✭✭✭Sykk


    I'm never going to get a payrise in this current job despite doing 2 peoples work.

    Pics or GTFO (refering to your username)


  • #3
    admiralofthefleet
    Closed Accounts Posts: 15,515 ✭✭✭✭admiralofthefleet


    this is arse wrote: »
    every three months, the three best workers in my office win a prize of a paperweight in the colour gold, silver or bronze :D

    every three months the three best workers in my old job had to eat a soggy biscuit


  • #4
    this is arse
    Closed Accounts Posts: 261 ✭✭this is arse


    wow, where was that?


  • #5
    Feeona
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,633 ✭✭✭Feeona


    this is arse wrote: »
    every three months, the three best workers in my office win a prize of a paperweight in the colour gold, silver or bronze :D


    You missed out again, didn't you?:p


  • #6
    admiralofthefleet
    Closed Accounts Posts: 15,515 ✭✭✭✭admiralofthefleet


    this is arse wrote: »
    wow, where was that?

    the bishops palace in drumcondra


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  • #7
    AnonoBoy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭AnonoBoy


    It tickles me just so when we repossess people's cars over here at Repo Joe's.


  • #8
    Cuddlesworth
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,012 ✭✭✭✭Cuddlesworth


    Sykk wrote: »
    I'm never going to get a payrise in this current job despite doing 2 peoples work.

    Pics or GTFO (refering to your username)

    If you are doing two peoples work then the workload wasn't enough to justify two people. I'm sick of hearing this from people, you are only doing two peoples work when you physically and mentally can't do it and the backlog increases by the same amount you do every day.


  • #9
    ejmaztec
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,229 ✭✭✭✭ejmaztec


    AnonoBoy wrote: »
    It tickles me just so when we repossess people's cars over here at Repo Joe's.


    I thought that you got fired after this?:confused:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KQWAnQbiAP4


  • #10
    clived2
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 546 ✭✭✭clived2


    Sykk wrote: »
    I'm never going to get a payrise in this current job despite doing 2 peoples work.

    Pics or GTFO (refering to your username)
    Cuddlesworth wrote: »
    If you are doing two peoples work then the workload wasn't enough to justify two people. I'm sick of hearing this from people, you are only doing two peoples work when you physically and mentally can't do it and the backlog increases by the same amount you do every day.

    Oh I like where this is going....


  • #11
    easyeason3
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,104 ✭✭✭easyeason3


    Cuddlesworth wrote: »
    If you are doing two peoples work then the workload wasn't enough to justify two people. I'm sick of hearing this from people, you are only doing two peoples work when you physically and mentally can't do it and the backlog increases by the same amount you do every day.



    Who pissed in your cornflakes this morning?


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  • #12
    fedor.2.
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,944 ✭✭✭fedor.2.


    Things about work that make you laugh


    People who dont have any;)


  • #13
    hondasam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    Cuddlesworth wrote: »
    If you are doing two peoples work then the workload wasn't enough to justify two people. I'm sick of hearing this from people, you are only doing two peoples work when you physically and mentally can't do it and the backlog increases by the same amount you do every day.
    Hard work never killed anyone, but why chance it?


  • #14
    spider guardian
    Closed Accounts Posts: 884 ✭✭✭spider guardian


    every day we sweat and save, building for a shallow grave


  • #15
    GLaDOS
    Moderators, Regional East Moderators Posts: 23,238 Mod ✭✭✭✭GLaDOS


    easyeason3 wrote: »
    Who pissed in your cornflakes this morning?
    The guy whos job he's doing

    Cake, and grief counseling, will be available at the conclusion of the test



  • #16
    Azureus
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,130 ✭✭✭Azureus


    The things that make me laugh are the no bonuses at christmas etc (fair nuf) but the lil bowl of creme eggs placed in the stockroom every easter as if we should be the most grateful people in the world for this luxury the company have bestowed upon us :D

    *I love a good creme egg, no complaints here!


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