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Unrealistic Expectations of Women from Porn

  • 16-02-2011 10:10pm
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,707 ✭✭✭veryangryman


    I saw a comedian the other night who (while joking) still raised an important point. *

    He was saying how he wondered how to teach his son about the birds and the bees and how he had been considering showing him porn. However, he decided against it because "To be honest son, they're not usually that enthusiastic".

    Anyway, i wonder do we men have the same kind of unrealistic expectations as women have? Compare it where the girl sees chick flicks and expects to have guys looking and acting certain ways. The temptation to compare ones own surroundings to a movie, or deciding "which character" they are in it is all too strong.

    I always thought that my mission in life was to have a threesome. But then i thought - nah - you need a (non-crazy) one who doesnt see this filthy collection as disgusting, rather, a challenge.

    Anyway, my question to the rest in here....are we asking to much?** :pac:



    * Yes i am aware of the irony of using a sexual pun there so dont even bother pointing that out!
    ** Yes i am also aware that i seem like the one in Sex and City with that last line. Point that out if you must


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Comments

  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,860 ✭✭✭stimpson


    However, he decided against it because "To be honest son, they're not usually that enthusiastic".

    He's doing it wrong.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,570 ✭✭✭tigger123


    dying to see where this thread goes ... !:D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 559 ✭✭✭Ghost Estate


    1. Women wear high heels to bed.
    2. Men are never impotent.
    3. When going down on a woman 10 seconds is more than satisfactory.
    4. If a woman gets busted masturbating by a strange man, she will not scream with embarrassment, but rather insist he have sex with her.
    5. Women smile appreciatively when men splat them in the face with sperm.
    6. Women enjoy having sex with ugly, middle-aged men.
    7. Women moan uncontrollably when giving head.
    8. Women always orgasm when men do.
    9. Giving head will always get a woman off a speeding ticket.
    10. All women are noisy f***s.
    11. People in the 70's couldn't f*** unless there was a wild guitar solo in the background.
    12. Those t*** are real.
    13. A common and enjoyable sexual practice for a man is to take his half-erect p**** and slap it repeatedly on a woman's butt.
    14. Men always groan "OH YEAH!" when they c**.
    15. If there is two of them they always "high five" each other. (and the girl isn't disgusted!)
    16. Double penetration makes women smile.
    17. Asian men don't exist.
    18. If you come across a guy and his girlfriend having sex in the bushes, the boyfriend won't bash seven shades of s*** out of you if you shove your c*** in his girlfriend's mouth.
    19. There's a plot.
    20. When taking a woman from behind, a man can really excite a woman by giving her a gentle slap on the butt.
    21. Nurses suck patient's c****.
    22. Men always pull out.
    23. When your girlfriend busts you getting head from her best friend, she'll only be momentarily pissed off before f***ing the both of you.
    24. Women never have headaches... or periods.
    25. When a woman is sucking a man's c***, it's important for him to remind her to "suck it".
    26. Assholes are clean.
    27. A man ejaculating on a woman's butt is a satisfying result for all parties concerned.
    28. Women always look pleasantly surprised when they open a man's trousers and find a c*** there.
    29. Men don't have to beg.
    30. When standing during getting head, a man will always place one hand firmly on the back of the kneeling woman's head and the other proudly on his hip.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 451 ✭✭Pure Sound


    I think most people generally know that porn is not really realistic, although if you are that concerned about it you could always marry a pornstar :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,570 ✭✭✭tigger123




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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,764 ✭✭✭cml387


    ..an unrealistic expectation of photocopier salesmen.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,563 ✭✭✭Adamantium


    stimpson wrote: »
    He's doing it wrong.

    ............Thats what she said!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,764 ✭✭✭cml387


    and none of us will admit to knowing anything at all about this subject at all at all at all.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 21,191 ✭✭✭✭Latchy


    tigger123 wrote: »
    dying to see where this thread goes ... !:D
    The recycle bin thread


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,986 ✭✭✭Red Hand


    I think most people generally know that porn is not really realistic, although if you are that concerned about it you could always marry a pornstar :D

    I married a Rolls Royce.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 44,079 ✭✭✭✭Micky Dolenz


    Heh, you watch Sex and the City, no wonder you're confused :P


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,707 ✭✭✭veryangryman


    cml387 wrote: »
    and none of us will admit to knowing anything at all about this subject at all at all at all.

    What subject?

    :cool:

    I use these glasses to conceal my identity


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 206 ✭✭clouds


    It probably is misleading for teens who have seen loads of porn but never had any experiences themselves.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,018 ✭✭✭Mike 1972


    14. Men always groan "OH YEAH!" when they c**..

    Usually in German


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 37,214 ✭✭✭✭Dudess


    Giving head will always get a woman off a speeding ticket
    That's... unrealistic...? :confused:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 43,037 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


    Amateur porn is way better:D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,707 ✭✭✭veryangryman


    Amateur porn is way better:D

    Not in my experience

    The guys arse always gets in the way :eek:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,570 ✭✭✭tigger123


    Not in my experience

    The guys arse always gets in the way :eek:

    "Hairy bobbin' man ass!" ... to quote the late great Bill Hicks


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,986 ✭✭✭Red Hand


    Dudess wrote: »
    That's... unrealistic...? :confused:

    You are correct.

    Women never speed.:cool:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,962 ✭✭✭✭dark crystal


    How about unrelistic expectations of men from porn?

    I won't be satisfied until I meet a perma-tanned, six-packed, hair-free, oily adonis, packing a 10 incher who can go for hours at a time.....


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,570 ✭✭✭Ulysses Gaze


    1. Women wear high heels to bed.
    2. Men are never impotent.
    3. When going down on a woman 10 seconds is more than satisfactory.
    4. If a woman gets busted masturbating by a strange man, she will not scream with embarrassment, but rather insist he have sex with her.
    5. Women smile appreciatively when men splat them in the face with sperm.
    6. Women enjoy having sex with ugly, middle-aged men.
    7. Women moan uncontrollably when giving head.
    8. Women always orgasm when men do.
    9. Giving head will always get a woman off a speeding ticket.
    10. All women are noisy f***s.
    11. People in the 70's couldn't f*** unless there was a wild guitar solo in the background.
    12. Those t*** are real.
    13. A common and enjoyable sexual practice for a man is to take his half-erect p**** and slap it repeatedly on a woman's butt.
    14. Men always groan "OH YEAH!" when they c**.
    15. If there is two of them they always "high five" each other. (and the girl isn't disgusted!)
    16. Double penetration makes women smile.
    17. Asian men don't exist.
    18. If you come across a guy and his girlfriend having sex in the bushes, the boyfriend won't bash seven shades of s*** out of you if you shove your c*** in his girlfriend's mouth.
    19. There's a plot.
    20. When taking a woman from behind, a man can really excite a woman by giving her a gentle slap on the butt.
    21. Nurses suck patient's c****.
    22. Men always pull out.
    23. When your girlfriend busts you getting head from her best friend, she'll only be momentarily pissed off before f***ing the both of you.
    24. Women never have headaches... or periods.
    25. When a woman is sucking a man's c***, it's important for him to remind her to "suck it".
    26. Assholes are clean.
    27. A man ejaculating on a woman's butt is a satisfying result for all parties concerned.
    28. Women always look pleasantly surprised when they open a man's trousers and find a c*** there.
    29. Men don't have to beg.
    30. When standing during getting head, a man will always place one hand firmly on the back of the kneeling woman's head and the other proudly on his hip.

    A Woman will get into the back of a van with three strange men for a 'student interview' and within five minutes of doing this will be having sex with one of them.

    Every female teacher in school is not only incredibly hot, but also demands their males students have sex with them in return for giving the student an A


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,382 ✭✭✭Poor Craythur


    How about unrelistic expectations of men from porn?

    I won't be satisfied until I meet a perma-tanned, six-packed, hair-free, oily adonis, packing a 10 incher who can go for hours at a time.....

    Porn men are yock. :(


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,104 ✭✭✭easyeason3


    Apparently it's hygenic for a man to take his cock out of a womans ass & stick it in her mouth.
    All the better if there's two girls involved so he can dip in & out of each of them at regular intervals.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 468 ✭✭J K


    I am here to fix the television.

    I am an Expert.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,072 ✭✭✭PeterIanStaker


    1. Women wear high heels to bed.
    2. Men are never impotent.
    3. When going down on a woman 10 seconds is more than satisfactory.
    4. If a woman gets busted masturbating by a strange man, she will not scream with embarrassment, but rather insist he have sex with her.
    5. Women smile appreciatively when men splat them in the face with sperm.
    6. Women enjoy having sex with ugly, middle-aged men.
    7. Women moan uncontrollably when giving head.
    8. Women always orgasm when men do.
    9. Giving head will always get a woman off a speeding ticket.
    10. All women are noisy f***s.
    11. People in the 70's couldn't f*** unless there was a wild guitar solo in the background.
    12. Those t*** are real.
    13. A common and enjoyable sexual practice for a man is to take his half-erect p**** and slap it repeatedly on a woman's butt.
    14. Men always groan "OH YEAH!" when they c**.
    15. If there is two of them they always "high five" each other. (and the girl isn't disgusted!)
    16. Double penetration makes women smile.
    17. Asian men don't exist.
    18. If you come across a guy and his girlfriend having sex in the bushes, the boyfriend won't bash seven shades of s*** out of you if you shove your c*** in his girlfriend's mouth.
    19. There's a plot.
    20. When taking a woman from behind, a man can really excite a woman by giving her a gentle slap on the butt.
    21. Nurses suck patient's c****.
    22. Men always pull out.
    23. When your girlfriend busts you getting head from her best friend, she'll only be momentarily pissed off before f***ing the both of you.
    24. Women never have headaches... or periods.
    25. When a woman is sucking a man's c***, it's important for him to remind her to "suck it".
    26. Assholes are clean.
    27. A man ejaculating on a woman's butt is a satisfying result for all parties concerned.
    28. Women always look pleasantly surprised when they open a man's trousers and find a c*** there.
    29. Men don't have to beg.
    30. When standing during getting head, a man will always place one hand firmly on the back of the kneeling woman's head and the other proudly on his hip.

    Pubic hair doesn't exist
    Men are expected to keep their white trainers on during sex


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,556 ✭✭✭Deus Ex Machina


    The world of pornography seems to indicate that some women assent to male sexual desire on occasions, and therefore I have taken this on as a working hypothesis.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,986 ✭✭✭Red Hand


    Or when the woman is darning a pair of curtains so that they fit the new windows and the guy walks in and suggest going for a game of tennis but instead they play scrabble...alright, very well, I'm getting this wrong, aren't I?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,072 ✭✭✭PeterIanStaker


    J K wrote: »
    I am here to fix the television.

    I am an Expert.

    you can guess what happens next

    -he fixes the cable?-

    Don't be fatuous, Jeffrey.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 32,370 ✭✭✭✭Son Of A Vidic


    Das is good thread.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,004 ✭✭✭jimthemental


    easyeason3 wrote: »
    All the better if there's two girls involved so he can dip in & out of each of them at regular intervals.

    Variety is the spice of life!:)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,544 ✭✭✭Hogzy


    1. Women wear high heels to bed.
    2. Men are never impotent.
    3. When going down on a woman 10 seconds is more than satisfactory.
    4. If a woman gets busted masturbating by a strange man, she will not scream with embarrassment, but rather insist he have sex with her.
    5. Women smile appreciatively when men splat them in the face with sperm.
    6. Women enjoy having sex with ugly, middle-aged men.
    7. Women moan uncontrollably when giving head.
    8. Women always orgasm when men do.
    9. Giving head will always get a woman off a speeding ticket.
    10. All women are noisy f***s.
    11. People in the 70's couldn't f*** unless there was a wild guitar solo in the background.
    12. Those t*** are real.
    13. A common and enjoyable sexual practice for a man is to take his half-erect p**** and slap it repeatedly on a woman's butt.
    14. Men always groan "OH YEAH!" when they c**.
    15. If there is two of them they always "high five" each other. (and the girl isn't disgusted!)
    16. Double penetration makes women smile.
    17. Asian men don't exist.
    18. If you come across a guy and his girlfriend having sex in the bushes, the boyfriend won't bash seven shades of s*** out of you if you shove your c*** in his girlfriend's mouth.
    19. There's a plot.
    20. When taking a woman from behind, a man can really excite a woman by giving her a gentle slap on the butt.
    21. Nurses suck patient's c****.
    22. Men always pull out.
    23. When your girlfriend busts you getting head from her best friend, she'll only be momentarily pissed off before f***ing the both of you.
    24. Women never have headaches... or periods.
    25. When a woman is sucking a man's c***, it's important for him to remind her to "suck it".
    26. Assholes are clean.
    27. A man ejaculating on a woman's butt is a satisfying result for all parties concerned.
    28. Women always look pleasantly surprised when they open a man's trousers and find a c*** there.
    29. Men don't have to beg.
    30. When standing during getting head, a man will always place one hand firmly on the back of the kneeling woman's head and the other proudly on his hip.

    This just HAS to be tomorrows post of the day!!!!!


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,285 Mod ✭✭✭✭Wibbs


    Pubic hair doesn't exist
    Men are expected to keep their white trainers on during sex
    And their watches for some reason?

    I will say though that in Ghost Estate's list, number 6 is absolutely true. :D

    Rejoice in the awareness of feeling stupid, for that’s how you end up learning new things. If you’re not aware you’re stupid, you probably are.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,986 ✭✭✭Red Hand


    Wibbs wrote: »
    And their watches for some reason?

    Wibbs
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    :pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,570 ✭✭✭tigger123


    you can guess what happens next

    -he fixes the cable?-

    Don't be fatuous, Jeffrey.

    Logjammin'! ... never EVER gets old! :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,996 ✭✭✭✭billymitchell


    1. Women wear high heels to bed.
    2. Men are never impotent.
    3. When going down on a woman 10 seconds is more than satisfactory.
    4. If a woman gets busted masturbating by a strange man, she will not scream with embarrassment, but rather insist he have sex with her.
    5. Women smile appreciatively when men splat them in the face with sperm.
    6. Women enjoy having sex with ugly, middle-aged men.
    7. Women moan uncontrollably when giving head.
    8. Women always orgasm when men do.
    9. Giving head will always get a woman off a speeding ticket.
    10. All women are noisy f***s.
    11. People in the 70's couldn't f*** unless there was a wild guitar solo in the background.
    12. Those t*** are real.
    13. A common and enjoyable sexual practice for a man is to take his half-erect p**** and slap it repeatedly on a woman's butt.
    14. Men always groan "OH YEAH!" when they c**.
    15. If there is two of them they always "high five" each other. (and the girl isn't disgusted!)
    16. Double penetration makes women smile.
    17. Asian men don't exist.
    18. If you come across a guy and his girlfriend having sex in the bushes, the boyfriend won't bash seven shades of s*** out of you if you shove your c*** in his girlfriend's mouth.
    19. There's a plot.
    20. When taking a woman from behind, a man can really excite a woman by giving her a gentle slap on the butt.
    21. Nurses suck patient's c****.
    22. Men always pull out.
    23. When your girlfriend busts you getting head from her best friend, she'll only be momentarily pissed off before f***ing the both of you.
    24. Women never have headaches... or periods.
    25. When a woman is sucking a man's c***, it's important for him to remind her to "suck it".
    26. Assholes are clean.
    27. A man ejaculating on a woman's butt is a satisfying result for all parties concerned.
    28. Women always look pleasantly surprised when they open a man's trousers and find a c*** there.
    29. Men don't have to beg.
    30. When standing during getting head, a man will always place one hand firmly on the back of the kneeling woman's head and the other proudly on his hip.

    http://sharon02745.tripod.com/sharonsadultjokesonwebnow/id9.html


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,425 ✭✭✭gargleblaster


    Anyway, i wonder do we men have the same kind of unrealistic expectations as women have? Compare it where the girl sees chick flicks and expects to have guys looking and acting certain ways. The temptation to compare ones own surroundings to a movie, or deciding "which character" they are in it is all too strong.

    that comparison made me think of this image

    http://www.shoutpix.com/graphics/the-awful-truth.jpg


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,962 ✭✭✭✭dark crystal


    Porn men are yock. :(

    True in many cases, but that's because porn is made primarily for men - how else can you explain Ron Jeremy's success in the industry?

    If porn was made for women, that guy wouldn't have made it past the studio door.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 279 ✭✭Bykobap


    veryangryman, Athlone, Bishop, birds and bees, porn, expectacions, flicks, threesome, nah, filthy, sex and the city...
    this is too much mind hassle.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,118 ✭✭✭AnnyHallsal


    True in many cases, but that's because porn is made primarily for men - how else can you explain Ron Jeremy's success in the industry?

    If porn was made for women, that guy wouldn't have made it past the studio door.

    There is specially made women's porn these days. Stuff like women bu**ering their partners with dildos. Empowering. Apparently.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,004 ✭✭✭jimthemental


    There is specially made women's porn these days. Stuff like women bu**ering their partners with dildos. Empowering. Apparently.

    Jesus that's very demeaning to men, ye should stop with making us lift the toilet seat before going for a piss.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,118 ✭✭✭AnnyHallsal


    Jesus that's very demeaning to men, ye should stop with making us lift the toilet seat before going for a piss.

    Heh heh. It's the future.









    Not


  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Music Moderators, Politics Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 22,360 CMod ✭✭✭✭Dravokivich


    easyeason3 wrote: »
    Apparently it's hygenic for a man to take his cock out of a womans ass & stick it in her mouth.
    All the better if there's two girls involved so he can dip in & out of each of them at regular intervals.

    I take it that's what you told yer fiance right?

    :pac:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 88,968 ✭✭✭✭mike65


    1. Women wear high heels to bed.
    2. Men are never impotent.
    3. When going down on a woman 10 seconds is more than satisfactory.
    4. If a woman gets busted masturbating by a strange man, she will not scream with embarrassment, but rather insist he have sex with her.
    5. Women smile appreciatively when men splat them in the face with sperm.
    6. Women enjoy having sex with ugly, middle-aged men.
    7. Women moan uncontrollably when giving head.
    8. Women always orgasm when men do.
    9. Giving head will always get a woman off a speeding ticket.
    10. All women are noisy f***s.
    11. People in the 70's couldn't f*** unless there was a wild guitar solo in the background.
    11 a People in the 90's couldn't f*** unless there was a sax solo in the background.
    12. Those t*** are real.
    13. A common and enjoyable sexual practice for a man is to take his half-erect p**** and slap it repeatedly on a woman's butt.
    14. Men always groan "OH YEAH!" when they c**.
    15. If there is two of them they always "high five" each other. (and the girl isn't disgusted!)
    16. Double penetration makes women smile.
    17. Asian men don't exist.
    18. If you come across a guy and his girlfriend having sex in the bushes, the boyfriend won't bash seven shades of s*** out of you if you shove your c*** in his girlfriend's mouth.
    19. There's a plot.
    20. When taking a woman from behind, a man can really excite a woman by giving her a gentle slap on the butt.
    21. Nurses suck patient's c****.
    22. Men always pull out.
    23. When your girlfriend busts you getting head from her best friend, she'll only be momentarily pissed off before f***ing the both of you.
    24. Women never have headaches... or periods.
    25. When a woman is sucking a man's c***, it's important for him to remind her to "suck it".
    26. Assholes are clean.
    27. A man ejaculating on a woman's butt is a satisfying result for all parties concerned.
    28. Women always look pleasantly surprised when they open a man's trousers and find a c*** there.
    29. Men don't have to beg.
    30. When standing during getting head, a man will always place one hand firmly on the back of the kneeling woman's head and the other proudly on his hip.

    ;)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,570 ✭✭✭Ulysses Gaze


    True in many cases, but that's because porn is made primarily for men - how else can you explain Ron Jeremy's success in the industry?

    If porn was made for women, that guy wouldn't have made it past the studio door.

    He made it because he had a big c**k, could pop-shot on cue, apparently has a very talented tongue and was a LOT slimmer when he was younger.

    He's a fat mess now though.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 479 ✭✭Ev84


    1. Women wear high heels to bed.
    2. Men are never impotent.
    3. When going down on a woman 10 seconds is more than satisfactory.
    4. If a woman gets busted masturbating by a strange man, she will not scream with embarrassment, but rather insist he have sex with her.
    5. Women smile appreciatively when men splat them in the face with sperm.
    6. Women enjoy having sex with ugly, middle-aged men.
    7. Women moan uncontrollably when giving head.
    8. Women always orgasm when men do.
    9. Giving head will always get a woman off a speeding ticket.
    10. All women are noisy f***s.
    11. People in the 70's couldn't f*** unless there was a wild guitar solo in the background.
    12. Those t*** are real.
    13. A common and enjoyable sexual practice for a man is to take his half-erect p**** and slap it repeatedly on a woman's butt.
    14. Men always groan "OH YEAH!" when they c**.
    15. If there is two of them they always "high five" each other. (and the girl isn't disgusted!)
    16. Double penetration makes women smile.
    17. Asian men don't exist.
    18. If you come across a guy and his girlfriend having sex in the bushes, the boyfriend won't bash seven shades of s*** out of you if you shove your c*** in his girlfriend's mouth.
    19. There's a plot.
    20. When taking a woman from behind, a man can really excite a woman by giving her a gentle slap on the butt.
    21. Nurses suck patient's c****.
    22. Men always pull out.
    23. When your girlfriend busts you getting head from her best friend, she'll only be momentarily pissed off before f***ing the both of you.
    24. Women never have headaches... or periods.
    25. When a woman is sucking a man's c***, it's important for him to remind her to "suck it".
    26. Assholes are clean.
    27. A man ejaculating on a woman's butt is a satisfying result for all parties concerned.
    28. Women always look pleasantly surprised when they open a man's trousers and find a c*** there.
    29. Men don't have to beg.
    30. When standing during getting head, a man will always place one hand firmly on the back of the kneeling woman's head and the other proudly on his hip.

    31. Plumbers, electricians etc. when called, never finish the job they originally came to do.

    Nice list :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,962 ✭✭✭✭dark crystal


    There is specially made women's porn these days. Stuff like women bu**ering their partners with dildos. Empowering. Apparently.

    But how about 'woman' porn where they have a guy performing deep cunnilingus on a group of baying women, who then take turns to shove a ten inch dildo up his jacksy, before all cumming in his mouth?

    Now that I would find empowering!*


    *Not with Ron Jeremy, though.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,118 ✭✭✭AnnyHallsal


    But how about 'woman' porn where they have a guy performing deep cunnilingus on a group of baying women, who then take turns to shove a ten inch dildo up his jacksy, before all cumming in his mouth?

    Now that I would find empowering!*


    *Not with Ron Jeremy, though.

    If you have a camera, you can do it ;)

    In all seriousness though, I believe that's the general idea.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,059 ✭✭✭Screaminmidget


    After hours is Ruining my innocence :(


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,962 ✭✭✭✭dark crystal


    If you have a camera, you can do it ;)

    Hmmm... now there's an idea!

    I might pop onto Dragon's Den and see can I get any backing for it - it's a guaranteed money spinner :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,118 ✭✭✭AnnyHallsal


    Hmmm... now there's an idea!

    I might pop onto Dragon's Den and see can I get any backing for it - it's a guaranteed money spinner :D

    Not to mention a ratings winner.


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