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Plan to save the economy

  • 16-02-2011 9:18pm
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,481 ✭✭✭


    I think I've figured out how we can rescue the country.

    We take the profits from the ESB and invest them in Board Gás, and then take the profits from Board Gás and invest them in the ESB. That way we should save two hundred million a year.

    Also, we should build extensions on our extensions so that our houses are in a circle.


Comments

  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,919 ✭✭✭✭Gummy Panda


    If this is the idea for the pilot, I don't think any network is going to pick up "Pimp my economy"


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,019 ✭✭✭Badgermonkey


    The universe is expanding ergo my extension will build itself given time.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,198 ✭✭✭strokemyclover


    Money seeds available: PM me for details!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,148 ✭✭✭✭KnifeWRENCH


    What if the new Government switches to Airtricity? Does that mean we're even more fúcked?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,481 ✭✭✭Fremen


    If this is the idea for the pilot, I don't think any network is going to pick up "Pimp my economy"

    On the other hand, "Economize my pimp" could be a really entertaining show.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,163 ✭✭✭smk89


    If this is the idea for the pilot, I don't think any network is going to pick up "Pimp my economy"

    Yo dogg! We hooked you up with a spoiler in Cork that reaches the Stratosphere! And we put a wicked sun roof in the midlands what when opened causes the people to fall down to centre of the earth.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,070 ✭✭✭✭My name is URL


    Get a friend and a penny
    Offer friend a penny for his thoughts
    He'll give you his 2 cents
    You are now richer than you were before

    Problem?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,226 ✭✭✭✭ejmaztec


    Money seeds available: PM me for details!

    Is that what they call seed capital?:confused:






    :o


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,619 ✭✭✭ilovesleep


    Maybe we can all emigrate to europe, leave sinn fein behind to default, and come back next year when the country is debt free.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,641 ✭✭✭cml387


    Sell videos of the goings on in Irish nightclubs.

    Jeez,it makes Sodom and Gomorrah look like Wanderley Wagon


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,226 ✭✭✭✭ejmaztec


    ilovesleep wrote: »
    Maybe we can all emigrate to europe, leave sinn fein behind to default, and come back next year when the country is debt free.

    We won't have to emigrate to Europe at all.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20 Voice of the Ages


    Interesting.

    And insane.

    I feel like a Necromancer here, but still.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,798 ✭✭✭Mr. Incognito


    What we need to do is convince seven other countries to give us money.

    They THEY introduce seven countries and those seven give THEM money.

    Then THEY convince China to give them money.

    Then they sell us stuff with our borrowed money.

    Its not a pyramid scheme.

    Its actually called a bailout


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 320 ✭✭OMARS_COMING_


    Listen to me,please.


    We close ourselves of from the world,end all commuications and pretend that there has been an virus outbreak and we are all dead.

    Then we print our own money and start fresh


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,836 ✭✭✭Colmustard


    Plant trees, money grows on trees.

    You make paper from trees and money is made of paper,,,thats logic.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 142 ✭✭Eden3


    I think a good start would be to stop paying child-minding fees for kids all around Europe whose parents are living here receiving the dole and child benefit + try and get some of our own people out of their houses and into employment .....!

    Has to be said .... don't mean to offend anyone, but we are a small country that got way to big for its boots ........ thanks to our "leaders" !


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,836 ✭✭✭Colmustard


    How about put some confidence in the economy, get people spending again, instead of fluoride in the water load it with prozac.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,159 ✭✭✭✭phasers


    what if we all buy loads of bags of tayto and tk red lemonade


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