WTF have they done to the Andrex Puppy?

dnme

We've gone from this


to this


They've replaced the real puppy with a CGI version that looks like a monster. Boycott em! Boycott em I say

Wolfe Tone

I never got why they have a puppy, are they saying that using their jacks roll is like wiping your ass with a puppy?

stevejr

Pimped the Pup.

/Cruella:D

stevejr

I always wondered about that connection myself..until...the Charmin Bear..

Seems that the marketeers have identified some really creepy correlation between fur and ass-comfiness.

It appears leopards-skin briefs/thongs are now an inspiration as well as a joke..go figure.....

dubtom

The puppy growed up,and none other had the screen presence.

t0mm13b

Wolfe Tone wrote: »

I never got why they have a puppy, are they saying that using their jacks roll is like wiping your ass with a puppy a puppy wiping your ass?

FTFY :pac:

Aoifey!

The new one's just plain creepy

Koloman

dubtom wrote: »

The puppy growed up,and none other had the screen presence.

Then sadly he went the way of many a child star by going on a drunken binge and went into rehab from which he never fully recovered.

Eventually they put him down to put him out of his misery.

Him and Gary Coleman, gone but not forgotten.

WindSock

The puppy in the first pic there looks like a sex offender.

Johro

What is the world coming to... No money, no prospects, now this...
F#ck you Andrex.

Koloman

WindSock wrote: »

The puppy in the first pic there looks like a sex offender.

I was wondering why he was humping my 5 year old nephews leg.

byrner88

same puppy but a little bit older and someone got him a watch

JONJO THE MISER

Didn't the first puppy die or something, sure i read it in the paper a few months back.

TeddyTedson

The new one is more appropriate because it walks on two legs and has an actual use for toilet roll

scargill

they same shyt they've done to the Jacob Lincolns. fecked them up.

Metallitroll

CGI eh! fantastic, how quickly its come on already. as seen in even the biggest budget blockbusters, for over a decade.

of course the truth is if i want to watch a video game cutscene, i'll break out the atari jaguar. fúcking wait til the technology is good enough to at least appear real, else break out the latex and get crafting, you goons.


- jeremy clarkson.

Calibos

I heard the puppy growed up and went mad on the money he earned from all those ads. He's got a minder/bodyguard now too. Real hardass lookin dude with cool dark shades and a pimp cane.

Metallitroll

sounds like the Mark Morrison of the canine world

macquarie

Wtf is up with the wristwatch? I'd say the marketing people in andrex were smoking a serious amount of weed when they thought up that.

deathrider

Truth is, he had out-grown the Andrex fiasco, and went to do something a bit more adult.

... Now he's the Durex puppy.

Koloman

deathrider wrote: »

... Now he's the Durex puppy.

Red Rocket!

Cavehill Red

Wolfe Tone wrote: »

I never got why they have a puppy, are they saying that using their jacks roll is like wiping your ass with a puppy?

Reminds me of a gag a stand-up told down at Kilkenny.
He walked on stage carrying a pack of bogroll, held it up for everyone to see, then gave it a good stare himself.
"Kitten Soft," he announced quizzically.
"How do they know?"

mconigol

He obviously been hitting the gym. The fame has gone to his head.

bonzodog2

Koloman wrote: »

Then sadly he went the way of many a child star by going on a drunken binge and went into rehab from which he never fully recovered.

Eventually they put him down to put him out of his misery.

Him and Gary Coleman, gone but not forgotten.

Er, who ?

Dunjohn

bonzodog2 wrote: »

Er, who ? Whutchoo talkin' bout, Koloman?

FYP.

I hate the new Andrex puppy. Looks like something out of Nintendogs. In fact, the DS game had better graphics.

hightower1

New Andrex puppy is creepy as ****. Put him to sleep immediatly!

And on the subject of classic mascots... what the hell happened the Lyons tea minstrels???? They were edgy as hell, a bit of casual racisim from a tea company all the way up to the 90's! Now thats stickin it to the masses Lyons! ......

Bring back the Lyons tea minstrels!!!!

Morag

and the gollywogs on Jam!

BluesBerry

and the gollybar icecream

Milky Moo

Ahhh burn it, send it to hell!

Why does a dog need a watch, it will just fall off his paw! redunkulous!

t0mm13b

Calibos wrote: »

I heard the puppy growed up and went mad on the money he earned from all those ads. He's got a minder/bodyguard now too. Real hardass lookin dude with cool dark shades and a pimp cane.

I s'pose a yo dawg is mandatory 'ere.... :pac:

Faith+1

Why does the dog have a watch? And how exactly did he put it on?

Ditch

It's a Watch Dog.

gungun

Calibos wrote: »

I heard the puppy growed up and went mad on the money he earned from all those ads. He's got a minder/bodyguard now too. Real hardass lookin dude with cool dark shades and a pimp cane.

Ha. Ha. Ha.

strobe

dnme wrote: »

We've gone from this


to this


They've replaced the real puppy with a CGI version that looks like a monster. Boycott em! Boycott em I say

I'm glad someone had the guts to speak out and stand up to the bastards. The word 'hero' gets thrown around a lot these days. But I think I speak for everyone here when I say that you Sir, are mankind's greatest living Hero. Huzzah!

Up-n-atom!

Huzzah indeed. That new 'puppy' is giving me nightmares.

fivestar

that crystal meth is dangerous stuff... let that be a lesson to all golden lab pups...