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Funny/scary/ outrages college Story thread

  • 12-02-2011 12:01am
    #1
    investment
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 573 ✭✭✭


    Ok people lets have them, your best college stories.

    We are talking about funny nights out housemates you wanted to sleep with.

    whatever happened lets share


    ;)


Comments

  • #2
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    What language is that ? :confused:


  • #3
    Ricardo G
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,308 ✭✭✭Ricardo G


    "This one time..at bandcamp i stuck a flute up my pussy !!"


  • #4
    Princess Consuela Bananahammock
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 33,754 ✭✭✭✭Princess Consuela Bananahammock


    rarnes1 wrote: »
    What language is that ? :confused:

    Tolkien. It's very hobit forming...

    Everything I don't like is either woke or fascist - possibly both - pick one.



  • #5
    AnonoBoy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭AnonoBoy


    Watched The Ring while really stoned during 2nd year - that was scary.


  • #6
    n0brain3r
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 919 ✭✭✭n0brain3r


    Vomitted on a Pizza closed the box got up the next day to find one of my theiving house mates had reheated and eaten the lot!:eek:


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  • #7
    Captain_Generic
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,408 ✭✭✭Captain_Generic


    AnonoBoy wrote: »
    Watched The Ring while really stoned during 2nd year - that was scary.

    Was it the Japanese version? Because thats f*cked up


  • #8
    AnonoBoy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭AnonoBoy


    Captain_Generic wrote: »
    Was it the Japanese version? Because thats f*cked up

    That's the one. If you're completely baked off your box and that chick starts climbing out of the TV it gets a bit hairy in your brain.


  • #9
    policarp
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,667 ✭✭✭policarp


    I failed. Didn't go back...


  • #10
    TanG411
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,836 ✭✭✭TanG411


    This thread is a bad investment.


  • #11
    Captain_Generic
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,408 ✭✭✭Captain_Generic


    AnonoBoy wrote: »
    That's the one. If you're completely baked off your box and that chick starts climbing out of the TV it gets a bit hairy in your brain.

    If she climbs out of your TV it gets a bit hairy in your living room too


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  • #12
    Fremen
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,481 ✭✭✭Fremen


    Ooooh-OOOH Ooooh-OOOH ooh-ooh oooooh ooh-ooh ooh-ooh-ooh.

    Barbara Streisand.


  • #13
    BOHtox
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,314 ✭✭✭BOHtox


    I once bumped a thread because I thought it had serious potential to be funny.

    http://i1.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/007/508/watch-out-we-got-a-badass-over-here-meme.png


  • #14
    Battered Mars Bar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 672 ✭✭✭Battered Mars Bar


    Not much happened, I studied & got a 1.1


  • #15
    The King of Moo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,207 ✭✭✭The King of Moo


    Once, the president was visiting the college. He was walking round with the crusty old dean (Bitterman! :mad:) so I had Nerdlinger make a bra bomb which sent bras absolutely everywhere, even landing on old Bitterman's head! :D

    The best thing was, the president then started dancing and made me Secretary for Partying Down! :D

    Yes! Take that, Bitterman!


  • #16
    cassel16
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53 ✭✭cassel16


    Nights out consisted of naggins, cans, cheap niteclubs, women, the occasional vomiting and taking 'souvenirs' home...


  • #17
    cocoshovel
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,041 ✭✭✭cocoshovel


    I once wrote a 4500 word assignment and everyone thought I was mad because not even 3rd or 4th years write that for their final thesis...or something.


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