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8 Qualities of a Perfect Girlfriend

  • 10-02-2011 5:20pm
    #1
    shrewd
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 295 ✭✭


    8 Qualities of a
    Perfect Girlfriend

    1)Beautiful
    2)Intelligent
    3)Gentle
    4)Brave
    5)Optimists
    6)Obedient
    7)Bombshell
    8)Sporting

    In Conclusion,
    B.I.G.B.O.O.B.S


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  • #2
    stimpson
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,828 ✭✭✭stimpson


    shrewd wrote: »
    8 Qualities of a
    Perfect Girlfriend

    1)Beautiful
    2)Intelligent
    3)Gentle
    4)Brave
    5)Optimists
    6)Obedient
    7)Bombshell
    8)Yore Ma
    9)Sporting

    In Conclusion,
    B.I.G.B.O.O.B.Y.S

    FYP


  • #3
    Dudess
    Closed Accounts Posts: 37,214 ✭✭✭✭Dudess


    OP, a forum where this would be hugely appreciated is this one.
    You should definitely post it there.


  • #4
    mikom
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,391 ✭✭✭✭mikom


    I'll see your eight and raise you two.


    1. Truthful
    2. Intelligent
    3. Gentle
    4. Humble
    5. Tolerant
    6. Polite
    7. Understanding
    8. Sexy
    9. Smart
    10. Young


    T.I.G.H.T.P.U.S.S.Y


  • #5
    shrewd
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 295 ✭✭shrewd


    Dudess wrote: »
    OP, a forum where this would be hugely appreciated is this one.
    You should definitely post it there.

    haha :D, that would be my death


  • #6
    Greenman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,962 ✭✭✭Greenman


    mikom wrote: »
    I'll see your eight and raise you two.


    1. Truthful
    2. Intelligent
    3. Gentle
    4. Humble
    5. Tolerant
    6. Polite
    7. Understanding
    8. Sexy
    9. Smart
    10. Young


    I'll add.

    11 A great cook.
    12 Thrifty.
    13 Reasonable.
    14 Patient.
    15 A great DIY'er.
    16 Happy to stay in.:)


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  • #7
    Davidius
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,893 ✭✭✭Davidius


    Willing to have sex with me without looking slightly disgusted.


  • #8
    landsleaving
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,345 ✭✭✭landsleaving


    Greenman wrote: »
    I'll add.

    11 A great cook.
    12 Thrifty.
    13 Reasonable.
    14 Patient.
    15 A great DIY'er.
    16 Happy to stay in.:)

    ATRPAH?

    ???

    ??????


    :confused::confused::confused::confused::confused::confused::confused::confused::confused:

    No sorry, you've lost me.


  • #9
    mikom
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,391 ✭✭✭✭mikom


    Greenman wrote: »
    I'll add.

    11 A great cook.
    12 Thrifty.
    13 Reasonable.
    14 Patient.
    15 A great DIY'er.
    16 Happy to stay in.:)

    17. What you talkin' about Willis?


  • #10
    Badgermonkey
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,019 ✭✭✭Badgermonkey


    Inanimate?

    Think of the piece and quiet...........


  • #11
    orourkeda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,918 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    fine ass titties with a nice kooch

    f.a.t.w.a.n.k

    big kegs and a baldy box will do


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  • #12
    LambsEye
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,678 ✭✭✭LambsEye


    Qualities for the perfect man:

    1. Burly
    2. Imaginative
    3. Generous
    4. Dapper
    5. Intelligent
    6. Caring
    7. Kind
    8. Warm
    /
    9. Masculine
    10. Open
    10. Nice
    11. Emotional
    12. Young


    B.I.G. D.I.C.K. W/ M.O.N.E.Y


  • #13
    orourkeda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,918 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    Badgermonkey wrote: »
    Inanimate?

    Think of the piece and quiet...........

    ringpiece?


  • #14
    fonecrusher1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,706 ✭✭✭fonecrusher1


    heres 11 qualities...

    Means what she says
    Always agrees
    Sexy
    Slightly insecure
    Interesting
    Very good at making a dinner
    Elegant
    Tidy
    Intelligent
    Timid
    Sports fanatic


  • #15
    Dudess
    Closed Accounts Posts: 37,214 ✭✭✭✭Dudess


    orourkeda wrote: »
    ass titties
    Tit **** and anal sex in one go. Handy.


  • #16
    orourkeda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,918 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    LambsEye wrote: »
    Qualities for the perfect man:

    1. Burly
    2. Imaginative
    3. Generous
    4. Dapper
    5. Intelligent
    6. Caring
    7. Kind
    8. Warm
    /
    9. Masculine
    10. Open
    10. Nice
    11. Emotional
    12. Young

    B.I.G. D.I.C.K. W/ M.O.N.E.Y

    At least I have two


  • #17
    Deus Ex Machina
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,556 ✭✭✭Deus Ex Machina


    At the moment I'm looking for the following qualities in a girl:

    She likes me.
    She exists.


  • #18
    orourkeda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,918 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    Dudess wrote: »
    Tit **** and anal sex in one go. Handy.

    Indeed.


  • #19
    LambsEye
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,678 ✭✭✭LambsEye


    orourkeda wrote: »
    At least I have two

    Which two?


  • #20
    Rawhead
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,076 ✭✭✭Rawhead


    The perfect girlfriend would be a girl who could walk into a toilet after I have just visited it,

    She would not be violently sick, but would walk out and look me in the eye and say

    "Christ that was a massive asses collar you just dropped, would you like me to fetch the Sudocream"


  • #21
    smokedeels
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,883 ✭✭✭smokedeels


    8 attractive, open minded friends of varying ethnicity.


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  • #22
    orourkeda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,918 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    LambsEye wrote: »
    Which two?

    http://www.emeraldinteriordesign.ie/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/tumbleweed.jpg


  • #23
    LambsEye
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,678 ✭✭✭LambsEye


    orourkeda wrote: »
    http://www.emeraldinteriordesign.ie/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/tumbleweed.jpg

    Yeah. I was confused. I'm still a little confused.


  • #24
    orourkeda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,918 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    Rawhead wrote: »
    The perfect girlfriend would be a girl who could walk into a toilet after I have just visited it,

    She would not be violently sick, but would walk out and look me in the eye and say

    "Christ that was a massive asses collar you just dropped, would you like me to fetch the Sudocream"

    And pray that you've wiped your arse properly


  • #25
    orourkeda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,918 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    LambsEye wrote: »
    Yeah. I was confused. I'm still a little confused.

    The highlighted ones


  • #26
    LambsEye
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,678 ✭✭✭LambsEye


    orourkeda wrote: »
    The highlighted ones

    Ah. I'm slow today.


  • #27
    TheZohanS
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,582 ✭✭✭✭TheZohanS


    8 qualities

    1. Sweet
    2. Caring
    3. Funny
    4. Understanding
    5. Independent
    6. Laid back
    7. Devoted
    8. Mischievous
    Yeah so S.C.F.U.I.L.D.M.

    Am I doing it right?


  • #28
    Gunsfortoys
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,080 ✭✭✭Gunsfortoys


    This!

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LS37SNYjg8w


  • #29
    Mr. Presentable
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,496 ✭✭✭Mr. Presentable


    1 No choke reflex.


  • #30
    IamtheWalrus
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,075 ✭✭✭IamtheWalrus


    Threadful dread.


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  • #31
    Blondini
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,480 ✭✭✭Blondini


    Gorgeous
    Energetic
    Opulent
    Racy
    Geebag
    Insane
    Anal

    Sexyy
    And
    Lick
    Privates
    Asshole


  • #32
    Niall09
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 806 ✭✭✭Niall09


    Kind
    Intelligent
    Truthful
    Caring
    Happy
    Elegant
    Nice


  • #33
    Wonderwall
    Closed Accounts Posts: 38 ✭Wonderwall


    Thread
    Is
    Rapidly
    Entering
    Succinctly
    Over-the-top
    Moronic
    Echelon

    Joke
    Over
    Kill
    Everyone


  • #34
    Basq
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 44,200 ✭✭✭✭Basq


    shrewd wrote: »
    8 Qualities of a
    Perfect Girlfriend

    6)Obedient
    For those among us who have a cocker spaniel as a girlfriend! :confused:


  • #35
    Sinfonia
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,854 ✭✭✭Sinfonia


    TheZohan wrote: »
    8 qualities

    1. Sweet
    2. Caring
    3. Funny
    4. Understanding
    5. Independent
    6. Laid back
    7. Devoted
    8. Mischievous
    Yeah so S.C.F.U.I.L.D.M.

    Am I doing it right?

    Ah, who doesn't drift into the occasional daydream of the oft-coveted but seldom obtained Scfuildm


  • #36
    Blondini
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,480 ✭✭✭Blondini


    Wonderwall wrote: »
    Thread
    Is
    Rapidly
    Entering
    Succinctly
    Over-the-top
    Moronic
    Echelon

    Joke
    Over
    Kill
    Everyone

    Boo Hoo.. who pissed on your Tesco Value Cornflakes?


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  • #37
    mudokon
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,519 ✭✭✭mudokon


    Badgermonkey wrote: »
    Inanimate?

    Think of the piece and quiet...........

    Lars, is that you?


  • #38
    pragmatic1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,573 ✭✭✭pragmatic1


    Rawhead wrote: »
    The perfect girlfriend would be a girl who could walk into a toilet after I have just visited it,

    She would not be violently sick, but would walk out and look me in the eye and say

    "Christ that was a massive asses collar you just dropped, would you like me to fetch the Sudocream"
    Thats when you know you have a keeper.


  • #39
    pragmatic1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,573 ✭✭✭pragmatic1


    1. Kind hearted.
    2. Intelligent.
    3. Funny.
    4. An absolute whore in the bedroom.


  • #40
    partyndbs
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,048 ✭✭✭partyndbs


    y-young
    u-understanding
    s-sexy
    s-slutty

    YUSS


  • #41
    Setun
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,805 ✭✭✭Setun


    This thread has filled me with despair.


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  • #42
    Tefral
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,396 ✭✭✭Tefral


    DD's
    Energetic
    Enthusiastic
    Polite

    Truthful
    Humerous
    Romantic
    Open-minded
    Attractive
    Tidy


  • #43
    tony1kenobi
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,748 ✭✭✭tony1kenobi


    1. Nice
    2. Outgoing
    3. Tender
    4. Ample
    5. Caring
    6. Understanding
    7 Nurturing
    8. Thoughtful

    N.O.T.A.C.U.N.T.


    That'll do me.


  • #44
    AckwelFoley
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,555 ✭✭✭✭AckwelFoley


    There is only one quality a man needs in a woman.

    Obedience


  • #45
    Blondini
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,480 ✭✭✭Blondini


    Friendly
    Amorous
    Loving
    Lusting
    Oily
    Pretty
    Intelligent
    Arty
    Nice


  • #46
    Mr. Presentable
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,496 ✭✭✭Mr. Presentable


    Basq wrote: »
    For those among us who have a cocker spaniel as a girlfriend! :confused:

    He might have squeezed "fetching" in there too!


  • #47
    Kimono-Girl
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,160 ✭✭✭Kimono-Girl


    snyper wrote: »
    There is only one quality a man needs in a woman.

    Obedience


    no way! im not doing that! :mad:


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