It's Sunday, lets make a sandwich!

Standman

I've got an awful hankering for a serious feckin sandwich, you know one of those ones that takes a good 7 or 8 minutes to make. What's a seriously unreal sandwich i could make? I'm talkin some real inspired sandwich ideas. fancy bread and the whole lot!

galwayrush

Rashers are the key ingredient, rest is up to you.;)

phasers

I don't llike sandwiches, rolls are where it's at

AnneElizabeth

Chicken and Bacon for sure!

mikemac

Cheese n' Onion taytos, can't be beat

Failing that smoked salmon and cream cheese, beautiful

Dont be at yourself

Double decker, with the middle slice toasted. Spread is crucial; perhaps a pâté, or a nice relish, pesto or mustard. Warm, sliced chicken breast? Or some boiled ham? Why not have both. Some lettuce, tomato, cucumber. Coleslaw and crisps on the side.

Christ I'm hungry.

Tubsandtiles

Don't forget about a cuppa tae

Oranage2

Double Whopper with rashers and tea

Micky Dolenz

Love sandwich

A blonde on one side, brunette on the other, I'll be the meat in the middle

Coriolanus

Rare roast beef, finely sliced but piled on about an inch thick.
Horseradish mayo, strong to very strong.
Mustard, mild, preferably the grainy stuff with honey from Lakelands Food or osmething similar.
Lettuce, iceberg.
Spring onion, raw, finely chopped.
Two slices of Brenanns Nutty Doorstop.

That is all.

Nemanja91

Triple decker, cheese and Mayo on the first layer and ham and Mayo on the second layer. Make sure to cut it into triangles, sandwiches always taste nicer in triangles.

Standman

NekkidBibleMan wrote: »

Double decker, with the middle slice toasted. Spread is crucial; perhaps a pâté, or a nice relish, pesto or mustard. Warm, sliced chicken breast? Or some boiled ham? Why not have both. Some lettuce, tomato, cucumber. Coleslaw and crisps on the side.

Christ I'm hungry.

Now that's a sandwich!

EverEvolving

2 hard boiled eggs, sliced cucumber, tomato, spring onion and some lettuce all mixed up together with mayonnaise and spread thickly on 2 slices of fresh white bread. Yummy. I usually have half the mixture eaten before it hits the bread.

galwayrush

Micky Dolenz wrote: »

Love sandwich

A blonde on one side, brunette on the other, I'll be the meat in the middle

Same here, but the blonde and brunette have to be female.:D

starviewadams

3 slices of mouldy bread,cigarette ash on side and cat litter on the other,gherkins are strictly optional.

Ruu_Old

The bread must be sliced unevenly!

Up-n-atom!

2 truely sexy sambos:

Mix up some grated cheese and red onion with a couple of spoonfulls of milk and worchester sauce. You can add whatever extras you want as well. Put on some nice bread/roll and stick it under the grill...om nom.

If you're willing to put in some more time, fry up some french toast using a chiabatta...then make a sandwich out of it with whatever fried meats and salads you want. Turkey sausages with lettuce, mayo, tomato and cheese is my fave, but u can use rashers, sausage, avocado...whatever.

God I'm hungry now...

pragmatic1

Two thick slices of brown bread, chicken and stuffing, crispy bacon, lettuce and some mayo/garlic mayo.

All washed down with orangina.

Sanjuro

White roll. Cut in half. Really strong mustard on one side. Stick some really strong cheddar on top of that. Slice a tomato and lay that on top of the cheese. Then put some slices of thick ham on top of that. Here's the odd part. Get heinz salad cream and spread that on the other side of the roll. Sandwich. Consume. It's bloody awesome.

Badgermonkey

Is my Susan Boyle & Ann Widdecombe fantasy acceptable?

Agricola

2 slices of gooey white bread - Brennan's I go for
Spreadable butter - not any kind of flora muck
iceberg lettuce
some chopped red onion
mayo
grated cheddar
one smoked rasher (grilled for crispiness)
diced chicken or sliced breaded chicken fillet

Pringles or King Crisps as an optional extra
Sshtrong tae!

Irishpimpdude

Feck a sandwich im going for a nice carvery dinner with an ice cold pint to watch liverpool v chelski

Micky Dolenz

galwayrush wrote: »

Same here, but the blonde and brunette have to be female.:D

Pfft, whatever :pac:

rugbug86

Triple decker, middle toasted, crusts off.

On one side - mustard, pastrami, cheese. Toasted to melt the cheese.

On the other - mayo, sliced red onion, gherkins.

Nyom nyom.

shinikins

Micky Dolenz wrote: »

Love sandwich

A blonde on one side, brunette on the other, I'll be the meat in the middle

Won't someone think of the kids vegetarians???

Kold

Slice a lasagne, cram it in a roll, cover with ketchup. Boom.

papermaker

Standman wrote: »

I've got an awful hankering for a serious feckin sandwich, you know one of those ones that takes a good 7 or 8 minutes to make. What's a seriously unreal sandwich i could make? I'm talkin some real inspired sandwich ideas. fancy bread and the whole lot!

what about crispy grilled smoked bacon between 2 thick heels of a white batch and loads of brown sauce...enough so it drips down your chin:)

hondasam

Micky Dolenz wrote: »

Love sandwich

A blonde on one side, brunette on the other, I'll be the meat in the middle

how about two blondes

BigBrownBear

Crumbed ham, chedder cheese, sliced tomato, beetroot, lettuce and coleslaw on thick brown bread:)

strobe

Brown granary bread with mixed seeds and grains. Real butter. Take two slices of crumbed Denny ham. Rub the ham with smoked paprika. Place on sandwich. Take thick chunky slices of chicken. Throw those delicious bastards on top of the ham. Slice a purple onion as thin as humanly possible and spread evenly over the length of the sandwich. Cut red and orange peppers into strips and place them alternately red then orange then red on top of the onions. Grate some mozzarella and mature cheddar and spread that stuff over the top. Crack some whole black pepper and a little garlic on top of that. Spread out a dollop of mayo on the top slice of bread. Close that bad boy up. Now drizzle a little balsamic vinegar over the sandwich. Slam it into a George Foreman and toast for 3 minutes. When the cheese has melted up nice and good, the bread is toasty and the flavours have infused together, open it back up and pack it full of green and purple lettuce. Squeeze a little lime juice over the lettuce and close it back up.

Slice in half. Eat it down like a drunken maniac. Fukk bitches.

Aishae

noodle onna sambo - yes... packet noodles. its massive.. and it takes several mins as you have to boil the things. better yet a TOMATO flavoured noodle sambo.... *wants one now*

most people think ew. i say TRY IT :pac:

Honey-ec

Irishpimpdude wrote: »

im going for a nice carvery dinner

No such thing.

pennypocket

Standman wrote: »

I've got an awful hankering for a serious feckin sandwich, you know one of those ones that takes a good 7 or 8 minutes to make. What's a seriously unreal sandwich i could make? I'm talkin some real inspired sandwich ideas. fancy bread and the whole lot!

fancy bread? = ciabatta part baked from aldi or lidl.
1. Cut ciabatta in half. Spread each half with red tomato pesto.
2. Fry mushroom and red onions with crushed garlic in olive oil. You can also added chopped veg of your preference; Red pepper and courgette is particulary good. Add seasonings etc, be inventive! I like basil, black pepper, sweet paprika and a splash of red vino.
3. Spoon fried mix over ciabatta, and douse with shredded cheddar and torn mozzarella.
4. Pop under hot grill until cheese melted. Alternatively place in sandwich press.
5. Eat. Enjoy!
[ps: this sandwich usually serves two.]

Metallitroll

its monday. fúck that sandwich shít

Dangerous Man

Excellent thread. Keep those sandwiches coming guys. I'm not really a big sandwich person. My GF is, however, and is loving your inventions.

Amhran Nua

Very lightly fried tomato slices in fresh white bread, salted, with a slice of ham and lashings of mayo.

ArtSmart

Amhran Nua wrote: »

Very lightly fried tomato slices in fresh white bread, salted, with a slice of ham and lashings of mayo.

nice, but i have a variation - toasted white bread, as above, but with thin , very thin slices of garlic sprinkled over it.

course you have to love garlic - for wimps, onion will do.

Amhran Nua

ArtSmart wrote: »

course you have to love garlic - for wimps, onion will do.

I'm a wimp, the oul' tummy can't handle raw garlic these days. I heard wild garlic is a lot milder than the commercial stuff though, might give that a try.

ArtSmart

Amhran Nua wrote: »

I'm a wimp, the oul' tummy can't handle raw garlic these days. I heard wild garlic is a lot milder than the commercial stuff though, might give that a try.

actually the stems/ leaves of wild garlic are the business, and not as tough on the system (though i dispute that garlic induces stomach probs )

marxcoo

Sausage, relish, cheese and onion on half toasted bread. nom nom nom

fonecrusher1

My fave at the moment - 2 nice big thick slices of white bread, butter em. Layer this on: Slice of good corned beef (not that sh!t you get in a tin), slice of pastrami, slice of ham, slice of cheddar cheese. A slather of standard english mustard.

This is a simple but delicious sandwich - grilled rashers, sliced boiled egg, skim of mayo.

Heres a decent one - Grilled rashers, chicken breast, mayo, loads of fresh sliced iceberg lettuce.

heres another nice one - salami, rashers, ham, chicken, pastrami, corned beef, cheese, lettuce, tomatoe, tuna, boiled sweets, cucumber, red onion, sliced boiled egg, peperoni, sliced sausage, black pudding, beetroot, billy roll, sliced turnip, sliced roast beef, sliced me finger, horseradish, sliced peppers, turkey & a big cup of tea.