Mary Lou McDonald Election Posters

the groutch

photoshopped,or just a very very good make up artist?

http://www.herald.ie/national-news/whats-happened-to-you-mary-lou-2524081.html

orourkeda

i'd still bang her

Wibbs

The words "eyes like two pissholes in the snow" spring readily to mind. As do the words "unsharp mask" and "gaussian blur". Do I require a saucer of milk or "bainne" as she would likely say? Why yes. Yes I do.

Rothmans

orourkeda wrote: »

i'd still bang her

Thats exactly the point though, innit?

W.Shakes-Beer

either that or the makeup artist put the stuff on with a trowel.

OPENROAD

orourkeda wrote: »

i'd still bang her

4.5/10

orourkeda

OPENROAD wrote: »

4.5/10

Yeah. Bangable

admiralofthefleet

she's a poor mans mary harney

orourkeda

Rothmans wrote: »

Thats exactly the point though, innit?

I wouldnt vote for her but she'd get it.

hondasam

orourkeda wrote: »

i'd still bang her

your bang and her bang might be a bit different

hondasam

admiralofthefleet wrote: »

she's a poor mans mary harney

same make up artist

imme

hondasam wrote: »

your bang and her bang might be a bit different

is that what's called a tripple entendre.
AH anyone?

Hannibal

this article was in the Herald tonight about them been photoshopped. It seems that when the Herald havent got something to criticise SF about they drag up something ludacris. But I have to say having met the woman a few times she looks more like she does in the election poster than in the other photo they have of her. I'd imagine every female politician has similar differences in their posters

JerryHandbag

She's 41! Married with 2 kids? Damn...what other female politicians can I have a crush on....Mary Hanafin? Coughlan? Joan Burton?

**** sake.

Larianne

Looks like lighting and make-up to me.

hondasam

JerryHandbag wrote: »

She's 41! Married with 2 kids? Damn...what other female politicians can I have a crush on....Mary Hanafin? Coughlan? Joan Burton?

**** sake.

She is married not dead, crush away

OPENROAD

orourkeda wrote: »

Yeah. Bangable

:eek::D

Hannibal

Larianne wrote: »

Looks like lighting and make-up to me.

Precisely

OPENROAD

JerryHandbag wrote: »

She's 41! Married with 2 kids? Damn...what other female politicians can I have a crush on....Mary Hanafin? Coughlan? Joan Burton?

**** sake.

Caroline Flint imo

gsxr1

orourkeda wrote: »

i'd still bang her

You would not bang her.

She would bang you. Your input would be purely physical

Wibbs

Wibbs wrote: »

The words "eyes like two pissholes in the snow" spring readily to mind. As do the words "unsharp mask" and "gaussian blur". Do I require a saucer of milk or "bainne" as she would likely say? Why yes. Yes I do.

I lol'd at this.

Same can be said of all election posters. The ones featuring a heavily airbrushed enda kenny in front of a soft focus green countryside are especially nauseating.

the groutch

JerryHandbag wrote: »

She's 41! Married with 2 kids? Damn...what other female politicians can I have a crush on....Mary Hanafin? Coughlan? Joan Burton?

**** sake.

Aoife Brennan?

Gigiwagga

admiralofthefleet wrote: »

she's a poor mans mary harney

jesus christ!!

hondasam

gsxr1 wrote: »

You would not bang her.

She would bang you. Your input would be purely physical

Is that not the case for most men ?

hrcbob

Well folks i well and truely drew the short straw on the election posters.. As the rubber bandits would say "Ive a horse outside"
Well a great big poster of mary white on the pole acoss the road from my house, Not quite a horse..
Think if i had a horse that looked like that id be askin my vet to do the humane thing and put it down!! :mad:

My name is URL

I've seen her out and about a couple of times.. she's actually kinda cute lookin'.. if a little stumpy. Her pictures never look great though

Dravokivich

She looks like shes got fish hooks on both sides of her mouth pulling that smile off her face!

th3 s1aught3r

The weird thing is, she doesnt look very IRISH

UDAWINNER

admiralofthefleet wrote: »

she's a poor mans mary harney

a tad harsh

AnonoBoy

Remember when they brought her on to The Panel and then asked her why the Sinn Fein online store still sold 'Sniper At Work' merchandise?

That was great to see her rendered speechless by something she couldn't talk her way out of.

"Oh yeah. I know we say we're all modern but our supporters still sometimes like to revel in y'know, murder and that. Sorry!"

Hah!

Trog

I'd ride Gerry Adams before I rode that wench. But that's mainly because he'd HATE it...

Liam Byrne

hondasam wrote: »

your bang and her bang might be a bit different

Not the best gag ever, but worth a shot and it would have gone down a bomb!

Wonder if today's gonna be a good Friday for crappy puns....we could see an explosion of them!

PeterIanStaker

She's the poor man's Kerry Katona.

Rud

This thread reminded me of a Mary Lou poster from a few years back,possibly from the last election that we drunkenly took one time and i still for some reason.................who am i kidding,i used to fancy the hole off her

D1stant

th3 s1aught3r wrote: »

The weird thing is, she doesnt look very IRISH

You're right. Looks a bit like Paisley's daughter

PeterIanStaker

D1stant wrote: »

You're right. Looks a bit like Paisley's daughter

Imagine if that were true. I'd love to see that on a Jeremy Kyle DNA special.

whiteboy

I'd probably marry her

hairy sailor

check out fine gael's emma kiernan-defo would.

whiteboy

hairy sailor wrote: »

check out fine gael's emma kiernan-defo would.

yes I would without fail

It reminds me how sub-par our wimmin politicians really are

The president of Argentina per example

Kennedy35

the groutch wrote: »

photoshopped,or just a very very good make up artist?

http://www.herald.ie/national-news/whats-happened-to-you-mary-lou-2524081.html

Mary McDonald is a very intelligent and pretty lady with uncommon, common sense. She doesn't need a very good make up artiste. Bertie paid thousands for his make up and he just looked ridiculous, and as for Brian Cowan and John Gormley,I wouldn't like to meet either of them on a dark night. If you can be sexist, so can I. Though Mary Harney isn't exactly beauty material I could go on, but I.m too tired.

whiteboy

I'd like some mcdonalds

Duiske

Martin Ferris's daughter Toireasa is a bit of looker as well.

http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/hprofile-ak-snc4/hs464.snc4/50278_98999362960_1361333_n.jpg

Kerikosan

All of those posters are photoshopped.. :rolleyes:

msg11

The Hearld talking about Photo-shopping ?

Am I seeing this right, This is the most obvious decoy I have ever seen. Even RTÉ try and hide it a little.

As usual papers hit out a SF , and try and take the heat off FF and the other party's .

The women that wrote that article most be one looker or a jealous mother ****er. Who can say photos are photo-shopped without any proof expect the poster look different from a few years ago.

Why mention she is 41 and has two kids ?

Can people not look good at 41 and have two kids ? No ?

She is one sad little bitch that wrote that article , nothing better to do that show her pro FF side and slate a good looking women for her age.

What a sad and petite women to do so. I have no time for people like her or her sadistic articles.

Then again it's why I don't read the Hearld . Cop the **** on .

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First, there's the streamlined silhouette, the cutting-edge cropped hair style -- a big difference to the more casual bob she favours in TV appearances. Then there's the youthful, unlined complexion that would make a teenager weep with jealousy.

The cutting edge hair style ? What so cutting edge about , nothing new with it FFS

So what if she like a bob in her hair more that a flat style ?

I doubt it would make any teenager weep. Or in fact, weep with jealousy.

Not even going to go threw the rest of that ****e article .

I hate when papers single out people from SF . They wouldn't single out anyone from FF and do a run on it like this slander above .

Lumen

There's a joke here somewhere about photoshop masks and balaclavas....

orourkeda

gsxr1 wrote: »

You would not bang her.

She would bang you. Your input would be purely physical

Excellent. You can't be expected to get all romantic and sh*t.

orourkeda

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zLkCWT2neuI

Pherekydes

the groutch wrote: »

photoshopped...?

Has anyone seen an election poster with a photograph that isn't photoshopped?

mathie

Larianne wrote: »

Looks like lighting and make-up to me.

To me, looks like a leprechaun to me.

Dave!

ew, wouldn't touch her with yours

wyndham

Dave! wrote: »

ew, wouldn't touch her with yours

I'd give her my number 1 in the number 2. Arrrrrrrrrrr.