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DubMam · 02-02-2011 6:27pm #1

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Kold · 02-02-2011 6:29pm

Maybe you ought to discipline the little scrote rather than reinforce the behaviour by laughing?

admiralofthefleet · 02-02-2011 6:29pm

i cant help but laugh when i hear kids swear

phasers · 02-02-2011 6:29pm

that kid needs a good belt

FreudianSlippers · 02-02-2011 6:29pm

Your kid is full of win

RichieC · 02-02-2011 6:30pm

Bible states he must be executed. just saying..

Micky Dolenz · 02-02-2011 6:31pm

Will you think it is cute when he is robbing cars and shooting up?

Badgermonkey · 02-02-2011 6:36pm

DubMam wrote: »

Has a swearing little one ever made you smile??

Not Brendan O'Carroll.

My two cents.

FreudianSlippers · 02-02-2011 6:38pm

Micky Dolenz wrote: »

Will you think it is cute when he is robbing cars and shooting up?

As long has he ODs then I'm cool with it.

DubMam · 02-02-2011 6:38pm

are u guys for real?? Im talking about a 2 yr old here learning to express himself, he doesnt see me laugh either.
Looking for funny stories not advice thanks

brummytom · 02-02-2011 6:39pm

Yes. Only scumbags swear.

Everyone who swears as a child will grow up to be a mugger/thief/murderer. Definitely.

Fuck off

phasers · 02-02-2011 6:39pm

learning to express himself?

seriously?

ibarelycare · 02-02-2011 6:40pm

I hate hearing little kids swear. Sounds so scummy IMO.

TeddyTedson · 02-02-2011 6:40pm

I did that all the ****ing time as a kid and it never ****ing did me any harm. **** sake.

DubMam · 02-02-2011 6:40pm

FreudianSlippers wrote: »

As long has he ODs then I'm cool with it.

Shame on you

ibarelycare · 02-02-2011 6:41pm

brummytom wrote: »

Yes. Only scumbags swear.

Everyone who swears as a child will grow up to be a mugger/thief/murderer. Definitely.

FACT.

ibarelycare · 02-02-2011 6:42pm

In saying that, my 4-year-old nephew turned around to his twin brother the other day and called him a "muppethead"

I thought that was pretty funny. But I'd grimace if I heard them saying f*ck, sh*t or any of those.

ballsymchugh · 02-02-2011 6:42pm

DubMam wrote: »

are u guys for real?? Im talking about a 2 yr old here learning to express himself, he doesnt see me laugh either.
Looking for funny stories not advice thanks

a 2 year old?? a fookin 2 year old learning to express himself? better get him on the straight and narrow sooner rather than later. he'll be dealing in playschool at that rate.

Loopie · 02-02-2011 6:43pm

Lil 'uns cursing does make me laugh I have to admit, I know I know, my bad! I'm always being told off by my friends for cursing in front of their kids and I take full credit for my friends 3 year old saying "ah f**k it" in his montessori class!:)

Kold · 02-02-2011 6:43pm

Your 2 year old is learning to express himself by throwing swearing tantrums.. You may not be looking for advice but I'm going to give it anyway. Finger painting.

phasers · 02-02-2011 6:44pm

this reminds me of when I was on the bus once, and some knacker was encouraging their kid to scream 'FCUK*OFF!' at people on the street. Classy.

Micky Dolenz · 02-02-2011 6:45pm

brummytom wrote: »

Yes. Only scumbags swear.

Everyone who swears as a child will grow up to be a mugger/thief/murderer. Definitely.

Fuck off

Case in point. Someday you'll grow up too. :P

JOSman · 02-02-2011 6:47pm

Terrible

mydearwatson · 02-02-2011 6:50pm

Where would a two year old child even learn that sort of language?!

Hmm ... don't think it'll take me three guesses.

Some poor kids just don't have any chance in life.

TheZohanS · 02-02-2011 6:51pm

He sounds like a little knacker. Maybe you should re-evaluate your parenting techniques and make the necessary changes.

Azureus · 02-02-2011 6:52pm

I hate hearing kids swear in every day vocabulary but when ya hear kids too young to know better/in their copying everything everyone says stage, you just have to laugh!

Case in point my bf's 2year old sister.. I could say the most intelligent stuff and be trying to teach her words all day but the one time I stub my toe and scream 'sh*****tf**ckbastid!' is the one time she will repeat what I say for the next week straight!

ibarelycare · 02-02-2011 6:53pm

DubMam wrote: »

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Oh dear :pac:

destinybabe · 02-02-2011 6:53pm

Don't be worrying, it can be funny in the shock value sense when such words come out of such a little mouth.I remember my little girl said f**k when she was just beginning to speak and I nearly collapsed :eek: esp since I made it as clear that no curse words where to be spoken within earshot- only way to decrease it is don't give him a reaction just respond by repeating what he said minus the curse...hopefully he'll use another way to express himself instead because it ain't gonna stay cute

TeddyTedson · 02-02-2011 6:54pm

mydearwatson wrote: »

Where would a two year old child even learn that sort of language?!

Hmm ... don't think it'll take me three guesses.

Some poor kids just don't have any chance in life.

The government/Dáil as usual. F*ck you deputy Ryan.
Have these politits no shame?

McChubbin · 02-02-2011 6:55pm

I'm reminded of 56 seconds into this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lz7CWjrHUgk

TeddyTedson · 02-02-2011 6:56pm

Where the **** did the first ****ing bastard post go. Post that **** back up again.
:pac: I could get used to this :pac:

mcmoustache · 02-02-2011 6:58pm

Damn, where's the video gone?

Must resist urge to make a joke featuring a child talking dirty and paedobear.

alwaysadub · 02-02-2011 6:58pm

Aww-has she been scared away?!

Anyway if i heard a 2yr old of mine sayin fcuk they'd be getting a good punishment, not an audience

FreudianSlippers · 02-02-2011 6:59pm

15 buck little man, put that shít in my hand..

MistyCheese · 02-02-2011 7:00pm

Oh no! It appears some delinquent has interfered with the controversial video. Perhaps some kind soul could post another link to the video?

ibarelycare · 02-02-2011 7:01pm

MistyCheese wrote: »

Oh no! It appears some delinquent has interfered with the controversial video. Perhaps some kind soul could post another link to the video?

It wasn't a video, the OP just was posting about her 2 year old telling her to "F*ck up" in Dunnes the other day and how he sometimes has sweary rants and how amusing she finds it!

TeddyTedson · 02-02-2011 7:01pm

This video is good too and keeping with the theme.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LE4Hk5DJTAg

Some genius found this and posted it somewhere else earlier!

FreudianSlippers · 02-02-2011 7:02pm

ibarelycare wrote: »

It wasn't a video, the OP just was posting about her 2 year old telling her to "F*ck up" in Dunnes the other day and how he sometimes has sweary rants and how amusing she finds it!

And I think something about her kid shooting up and overdosing.