Oh the excitement.

bobsoice23

Anyone else counting down the minutes till they stroll down to the P.O for the dole?

Pdfile

no, ive a job....


but ill be down later on. :cool:

WIZE

No Im counting down the Minutes till I finish Work . another 8hr 11 min

bobsoice23

congrats to both of you..really i mean that..brave souls.

Plug

While your down there go and drop in a few cv's in businesses and stop moaning.

bobsoice23

Ha exactly what I expected..bunch of pricks.I think if I tried to hand out any more cvs Id have a barring order against me but sure were a lazy shower aren't we...

Dravokivich

This isn't very exciting...

Pdfile

bobsoice23 wrote: »

Ha exactly what I expected..bunch of pricks.I think if I tried to hand out any more cvs Id have a barring order against me but sure were a lazy shower aren't we...

thats what it was like for me for ages, but things are much more stable now.

get a half decent job and your away.

msg11

I'm not on the dole just on my weeks holidays only to be woken up by the finest 747's in the city. Yes , folks I am in the dreaded flight path. Bloody things screaming over my house, howling out of them. The joy's of living in the city.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9fEjJ4Ecy9Q

WIZE

Im not a prick

tallaghtmick

WIZE wrote: »

Im not a prick

them's fighting words

msg11

WIZE wrote: »

Im not a prick

Aye aye captain !

Giblet

bobsoice23 wrote: »

Ha exactly what I expected..bunch of pricks.I think if I tried to hand out any more cvs Id have a barring order against me but sure were a lazy shower aren't we...

Haha I've loads of money :cool:

WIZE

Im really not a prick .

Im nice

TerryTibbs!

OP is out drinking now at the local slot machine.

bobsoice23

Ha you'd love that wouldn't ya

WIZE

You seem Angry . Better to get the dole then nothing at all

sellerbarry

Going down meself. Fancy a pint?;)
Forgot it's the first Tuesday tooooooooooooooo........................

I used to be angry about it. Now i attend courses left right and centre to have a better chance of getting a job. 2 interviews last week and heard nothing back so far....... ah well..

bobsoice23

Pints in Ireland on the dole fraid not..I will go halves with ya on some cheap aldi slab:D

Dr. Baltar

Just arrived in the country yesterday and signed on. Problem?

flyton5

I drive taxi and collect dole and disability. Stupid fúcking Ireeesh...

Guill

Enjoy spending my money!




I personally wiped my arse with every note.

My name is URL

Guill wrote: »

Enjoy spending my money!




I personally wiped my arse with every note.

Good God. And can that still be used as legal tender?

bobblepuzzle

I'm off work for a week, might go down and see what the craic is :pac:

scientific1982

Have you been down your local job club.

fonecrusher1

Yeah the free money is brill! My days work is; get me dole, down to the offie, grab-a-slab of dutchgold, off to the bookies, throw some of my free money on a few bets (sure theres loads, i'l get more next week). Off ta lifestyle sports to get meself doze nike cripplers i've had me eye on. Then off ta macky D'd's with jathwacintalique-aaaa for a mcflurry, i do be does be lovin dem.
Back into lifestyle to get a liverpool jersey, back to maaaaam for tea burger n chip n choc ice. Pretend im looking for work & up stairs to me xbox i go for the rest of the night.

No money left now. Have to wait till tuesday! And the love kick starts again...

Gummy Panda

fonecrusher1 wrote: »

Yeah the free money is brill! My days work is; get me dole, down to the offie, grab-a-slab of dutchgold, off to the bookies, throw some of my free money on a few bets (sure theres loads, i'l get more next week). Off ta lifestyle sports to get meself doze nike cripplers i've had me eye on. Then off ta macky D'd's with jathwacintalique-aaaa for a mcflurry, i do be does be lovin dem.
Back into lifestyle to get a liverpool jersey, back to maaaaam for tea burger n chip n choc ice. Pretend im looking for work & up stairs to me xbox i go for the rest of the night.

No money left now. Have to wait till tuesday! And the love kick starts again...

Does jathwacintalique not pay for her own McFlurry

TimeToShine

Excellent.

JONJO THE MISER

Cowen will be joining you next week.

Duggy747

I collect my dole, leave, put on a fake moustache, go back in, collect more dole, leave, put on a skirt and lipstick and then head into town :pac:

bonerm

fonecrusher1 wrote: »

Yeah the free money is brill! My days work is; get me dole, down to the offie, grab-a-slab of dutchgold, off to the bookies, throw some of my free money on a few bets (sure theres loads, i'l get more next week). Off ta lifestyle sports to get meself doze nike cripplers i've had me eye on. Then off ta macky D'd's with jathwacintalique-aaaa for a mcflurry, i do be does be lovin dem.
Back into lifestyle to get a liverpool jersey, back to maaaaam for tea burger n chip n choc ice. Pretend im looking for work & up stairs to me xbox i go for the rest of the night.

No money left now. Have to wait till tuesday! And the love kick starts again...

That actually sounds pretty sweet (except for the Liveprool jersey bit of course). Where do I sign up?

fonecrusher1

Gummy Panda wrote: »

Does jathwacintalique not pay for her own McFlurry

She can't afford it, she's saving for a pair of 4 foor diameter hoopy fake gold earrings. They're gonna be mega!

And its Jathwacintalique-aaa. Pronounced *jath-wa-sinta-leekaaaaa. Can ya nat speak prapper eglish or wha? It do be does be means pale freckly faced tracksuit wearing baby machine in some fancy farden (foreign) place. Reeee.

piotrish

fonecrusher1 wrote: »

Yeah the free money is brill! My days work is; get me dole, down to the offie, grab-a-slab of dutchgold, off to the bookies, throw some of my free money on a few bets (sure theres loads, i'l get more next week). Off ta lifestyle sports to get meself doze nike cripplers i've had me eye on. Then off ta macky D'd's with jathwacintalique-aaaa for a mcflurry, i do be does be lovin dem.
Back into lifestyle to get a liverpool jersey, back to maaaaam for tea burger n chip n choc ice. Pretend im looking for work & up stairs to me xbox i go for the rest of the night.

No money left now. Have to wait till tuesday! And the love kick starts again...

so this is what that famous boards humour is all about