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..so, the new Auris ad states..........

  • 31-01-2011 10:23pm
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,822 ✭✭✭✭


    ...that the car is the 2nd most common place to make Lurv......:p.......and with on, average....?...different wimmin'.

    My SO now won't let me get one.

    I'm gutted. I'd have done scrappage on my 968 in the morning.....:)

    Discuss. :D

    Ode To The Motorist

    “And my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, generates funds to the exchequer. You don't want to acknowledge that as truth because, deep down in places you don't talk about at the Green Party, you want me on that road, you need me on that road. We use words like freedom, enjoyment, sport and community. We use these words as the backbone of a life spent instilling those values in our families and loved ones. You use them as a punch line. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the tax revenue and the very freedom to spend it that I provide, and then questions the manner in which I provide it. I would rather you just said "thank you" and went on your way. Otherwise I suggest you pick up a bus pass and get the ********* ********* off the road” 



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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,352 ✭✭✭alias no.9


    galwaytt wrote: »
    ...that the car is the 2nd most common place to make Lurv......:p.......and with on, average....?...different wimmin'.

    My SO now won't let me get one.

    I'm gutted. I'd have done scrappage on my 968 in the morning.....:)

    Discuss. :D

    I'll take it they've demonstrated that missionary position is possible in the Auris.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,822 ✭✭✭✭galwaytt


    alias no.9 wrote: »
    I'll take it they've demonstrated that missionary position is possible in the Auris.

    Mission Impossible, anyone ?

    Ode To The Motorist

    “And my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, generates funds to the exchequer. You don't want to acknowledge that as truth because, deep down in places you don't talk about at the Green Party, you want me on that road, you need me on that road. We use words like freedom, enjoyment, sport and community. We use these words as the backbone of a life spent instilling those values in our families and loved ones. You use them as a punch line. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the tax revenue and the very freedom to spend it that I provide, and then questions the manner in which I provide it. I would rather you just said "thank you" and went on your way. Otherwise I suggest you pick up a bus pass and get the ********* ********* off the road” 



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,293 ✭✭✭✭Mint Sauce


    Thread disapoints, thought OP was going to ask us how many different woman we have had in our cars as well.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,352 ✭✭✭alias no.9


    galwaytt wrote: »
    Mission Impossible, anyone ?

    They wouldn't want to alienate their target market.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,396 ✭✭✭Tefral


    Get the Auris and a set of Takata Harness

    and Bamb*



    *May or may not attract wimmens with big breasts


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,819 ✭✭✭✭peasant


    Campervans ...yeah baby ...

    But a normal car? Naaahh ...who could compete with the gear lever? :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,863 ✭✭✭✭crosstownk


    galwaytt wrote: »
    ...that the car is the 2nd most common place to make Lurv......

    All that hard Toyota plastic - no thanks.


    I'll take the kitchen table any day.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 73,520 ✭✭✭✭colm_mcm


    car_photo_213651_25.jpg

    Incidentally this is what an auris handbrake looks like.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,863 ✭✭✭✭crosstownk


    colm_mcm wrote: »
    car_photo_213651_25.jpg

    Incidentally this is what an auris handbrake looks like.


    Stop it colm - the place will be flooded with wimmins :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,688 ✭✭✭✭mickdw


    and I often wondered why toyota handbrakes have so much travel almost pointing at the sky


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 51,363 ✭✭✭✭bazz26


    This thread should be over in AH. Too many people getting excited over an Auris here....:pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 63 ✭✭RoastBeefDinner


    anyone notice they have changed the add?
    It used to say
    "that the car is the 2nd most common place to make Lurv.............and with on, average HE would do so with ?...different wimmin"
    and now..
    that the car is the 2nd most common place to make Lurv.............and with on, average 4 different....?

    no more HE and no more wimmin:D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,822 ✭✭✭✭galwaytt


    anyone notice they have changed the add?............and with on, average 4 different....?

    no more HE and no more wimmin:D

    Yeah - spotted that the other night: I thought I was hearing/seeing things.....maybe people that have a preference for, er, non-wimmin', felt left out..:confused:......

    Ode To The Motorist

    “And my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, generates funds to the exchequer. You don't want to acknowledge that as truth because, deep down in places you don't talk about at the Green Party, you want me on that road, you need me on that road. We use words like freedom, enjoyment, sport and community. We use these words as the backbone of a life spent instilling those values in our families and loved ones. You use them as a punch line. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the tax revenue and the very freedom to spend it that I provide, and then questions the manner in which I provide it. I would rather you just said "thank you" and went on your way. Otherwise I suggest you pick up a bus pass and get the ********* ********* off the road” 



  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,445 ✭✭✭Absurdum


    how big is the boot?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,822 ✭✭✭✭galwaytt


    Absurdum wrote: »
    how big is the boot?

    ...don't know how to quantify it, but......I've got a kid's bike in there (the rear seat squabs fold flat), I've brought home a 42" TeeVee from the shop in it. My wife brought home a coffee table in it...

    387869970_BxuZj-S.jpg

    Ode To The Motorist

    “And my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, generates funds to the exchequer. You don't want to acknowledge that as truth because, deep down in places you don't talk about at the Green Party, you want me on that road, you need me on that road. We use words like freedom, enjoyment, sport and community. We use these words as the backbone of a life spent instilling those values in our families and loved ones. You use them as a punch line. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the tax revenue and the very freedom to spend it that I provide, and then questions the manner in which I provide it. I would rather you just said "thank you" and went on your way. Otherwise I suggest you pick up a bus pass and get the ********* ********* off the road” 



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,995 ✭✭✭Sofiztikated


    'Tis no Octavia, but it's not bad.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,822 ✭✭✭✭galwaytt


    'Tis no Octavia, .

    Yeah, I know, I aspire to own one, One Day...... :p

    Ode To The Motorist

    “And my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, generates funds to the exchequer. You don't want to acknowledge that as truth because, deep down in places you don't talk about at the Green Party, you want me on that road, you need me on that road. We use words like freedom, enjoyment, sport and community. We use these words as the backbone of a life spent instilling those values in our families and loved ones. You use them as a punch line. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the tax revenue and the very freedom to spend it that I provide, and then questions the manner in which I provide it. I would rather you just said "thank you" and went on your way. Otherwise I suggest you pick up a bus pass and get the ********* ********* off the road” 



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