Please Halp!!! I need one cent!!!

Usersname

Hi,

I just downloaded paddypowerpoker and was very excited to start making money, but it turns out the minimum amount I can top up by is 5eur and my paypal only has 4.99 when I add the 3V balance to my Paypal balance.

So long story short, if any generous soul out there could spare one cent (0.01) from their Paypal account I would be eternally grateful as it would enable me to start playing poker immediately.

If you would like to donate one cent please PM me and I will give you my paypal details. Here is some proof in case you think I am making all this up;

Thank you in advance!!!

Captain Darling

I've no cents.

JONJO THE MISER

Look your going to loose that €5, there is no point playing poker for €5 its just a waste of money, go and research bankroll management is my advice to you.

Cheap Thrills!

A likely story!!!


You diabolical fiend!

jackie1974

:pac::pac::pac: I knew i'd love this thread as soon as I read the title.

Sea Sharp

Please send the monies to western union.

Usersname

JONJO THE MISER wrote: »

Look your going to loose that €5, there is no point playing poker for €5 its just a waste of money, go and research bankroll management is my advice to you.

My intention is to play $1 cash tables at $0.01 and $0.02 blinds. I tried it last night and doubled my money in 20 mins. I have the discipline to make money from poker, I just need one cent

Metallergy

yeah well.. good luck with that.

patwicklow

1 cent will it go through?

billymitchell

woohoo, free thanks :pac:

scientific1982

Usersname wrote: »

My intention is to play $1 cash tables at $0.01 and $0.02 blinds. I tried it last night and doubled my money in 20 mins. I have the discipline to make money from poker, I just need one cent

Just won 600 on paddypower. Yeah, yeah, fvckin, yeah. Sorry cant give you a cent though.

Usersname

Usersname wrote: »

I tried it last night and doubled my money in 20 mins

That was in a friend's house, in case anyone is reading that and thinking I lost the &2 and am lying about having just installed paddypowerpoker.

Please there must be someone out there with a Paypal account who can spare a cent

Usersname

Usersname wrote: »

My intention is to play $1 cash tables at $0.01 and $0.02 blinds. I tried it last night and doubled my money in 20 mins. I have the discipline to make money from poker, I just need one cent

This deserves to be posted on the twoplustwo forums.

Iron Hide

Usersname wrote: »

My intention is to play $1 cash tables at $0.01 and $0.02 blinds. I tried it last night and doubled my money in 20 mins. I have the discipline to make money from poker, I just need one cent

Hmmm sounds like a variation of the Martingale system......

Metallergy

look at you, what your life has become. do you know you are?

you're a gambler

Usersname

patwicklow wrote: »

1 cent will it go through?

Only one way to find out! (I don't see why it wouldn't...)

patwicklow

if u went on facebook an got 1cent off 500million users now thats an idea in these hard times:D

Carroller16

Will i get a jelly?

Usersname

Metallergy wrote: »

look at you, what your life has become. do you know you are?

you're a gambler

I'm honestly not, I just don't want that 4.99 going into Paypal's pocket. I am a big fan of poker too but am definitely not a gambler.

Metallergy

patwicklow wrote: »

if u went on facebook an got 1cent off 500million users now thats an idea in these hard times:D

just don't call it i bet i can get 5,000,000 people to give me a penny each.. cos you'll get found out

Hank_Jones

Gambling? It'll be coke and hookers next, then what? Prostitution?

You should look to the good book.

Sergeant

That's a terrible shame. There is a €4 10 player tournament on Paddypowerpoker starting in 10 minutes with a prize pool of €250,000. You got unlucky.

Usersname

Hank_Jones wrote: »

Gambling? It'll be coke and hookers next, then what? Prostitution?

You should look to the good book.

I can't quite say card counting works on electronic Texas Hold-Em

aidan_walsh

Have 50 cent, on me.

Usersname

Sergeant wrote: »

That's a terrible shame. There is a €4 10 player tournament of Paddypowerpoker starting in 10 minutes with a prize pool of €250,000. You got unlucky.

Sergeant

Usersname wrote: »

I won it already with my elite poker playing skills.

Usersname

YEEEAAAAH! Thank you boards.ie and than you random kindness of strangers!!!

I have my one cent, time to start playing poker!

Thank youuuuu!

JaneB

Usersname wrote: »

YEEEAAAAH! Thank you boards.ie and than you random kindness of strangers!!!

I have my one cent, time to start playing poker!

Thank youuuuu!

Well, how did you get on?

(I have a feeling that you just wanted to see would someone give you a cent!!)

Guill

You need a new scam

BengaLover

You cant send a cent on paypal, minimum is 1.00
Would you refund the 99c?:D:D

mikemac

Call up Joe Duffy, he's helping people with bills last week if you have a sob story

There was another lady who got her dog taken to the pound for letting it wander around. Called up liveline, started her pathetic crying and some gentleman (I say sucker) drove to the pound and paid for her.
I wonder what lesson she learned there......

biko

Stop begging, it's embarrassing.