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Things women do better than men....

  • 28-01-2011 11:24pm
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    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,128 ✭✭✭✭Oranage2


    So I'll get the ball rolling

    ...Make sandwiches
    Women can make a better sandwich than a man. Not being sexiest to men but it's true!

    any other things?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,806 ✭✭✭✭KeithM89_old


    Cook

    NOTHING ELSE


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 760 ✭✭✭seafood dunleavy


    Menstruate.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    EVERYTHING


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,128 ✭✭✭✭Oranage2


    KeithM89 wrote: »
    Cook

    NOTHING ELSE


    Good point but...women as a majority are better but individually all the top chefs are men!


  • Posts: 0 CMod ✭✭✭✭ Anderson Magnificent Visitor


    Oranage2 wrote: »
    So I'll get the ball rolling

    ...Make sandwiches
    Women can make a better sandwich than a man. Not being sexiest to men but it's true!

    any other things?

    I'm pretty sure we are sexiest to men


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 463 ✭✭Bog


    Give birth.


    Though the proud 8 pounder currently blocking my u-bend might say otherwise.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    Oranage2 wrote: »
    So I'll get the ball rolling

    ...Make sandwiches
    Women can make a better sandwich than a man. Not being sexiest to men but it's true!

    any other things?


    keep thinking you have a smaller brain so it takes a bit longer.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 515 ✭✭✭martic


    Master the art of using half a roll of toilet roll to dry after a dribble,oh and forget to flush said handfuls away.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,806 ✭✭✭✭KeithM89_old


    Oranage2 wrote: »
    Good point but...women as a majority are better but individually all the top chefs are men!

    Hmmm good point - then i change my vote to 'complain'
    :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    KeithM89 wrote: »
    Cook

    NOTHING ELSE

    Multi task


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,806 ✭✭✭✭KeithM89_old


    hondasam wrote: »
    Multi task
    Can you rub your tummy and pat your head at the same time?? :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,159 ✭✭✭✭phasers


    hang out washing.

    Men don't do it right, they hang shirts up by their shoulders and ruin the shape of it.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 19,986 ✭✭✭✭mikemac


    Bitch about their friends

    On a night out if I see a lad with the same shirt as me I think he has great taste :cool:
    A lady will not be impressed if her friend wears the same outfit on a night out


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    KeithM89 wrote: »
    Can you rub your tummy and pat your head at the same time?? :D


    Anything you can do I can do better :pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,572 ✭✭✭✭brummytom


    Having a vagina.


    But if men had them, we'd fucking have better ones


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,168 ✭✭✭rednik


    Moan, iron my shirts, talk during movies.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 299 ✭✭Metallergy


    tell jokes.. build shelter... pioneer.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,749 ✭✭✭tony 2 tone


    Not get banned from the Ladies Lounge?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    brummytom wrote: »
    Having a vagina.


    But if men had them, we'd fucking have better ones


    If women had a PENIS it would be bigger.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,128 ✭✭✭✭Oranage2


    hondasam wrote: »
    Multi task

    Is Ironing while watching Jeremy Kyle really classed as multi-tasking?


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  • Posts: 0 CMod ✭✭✭✭ Anderson Magnificent Visitor


    we're also better at not rehashing pathetic cliches thinking we're hilarious and original, apparently


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    Oranage2 wrote: »
    Is Ironing while watching Jeremy Kyle really classed as multi-tasking?


    who watches that ****e, IM to busy cooking.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,042 ✭✭✭stevejr


    Menstruate.

    Well ya can't spell Menstruate without....you guessed it...men.

    What's the reason for being reasonable?

    Is that an unreasonable question?



  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,806 ✭✭✭✭KeithM89_old


    Whose gonna be a smartass and say 'Drive' ??? :p


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,481 ✭✭✭Fremen


    Fail to be elected president of the United States fourty three times in a row.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,159 ✭✭✭✭phasers


    stevejr wrote: »
    Well ya can't spell Menstruate without....you guessed it...men.
    you also can't spell it without 'struate'


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,706 ✭✭✭fonecrusher1


    KeithM89 wrote: »
    Cook

    NOTHING ELSE

    Disgusting statement.

    What about embroidery, wicker craft, sowing, fainting, saying the most delightful silly things.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,243 ✭✭✭LighterGuy


    - Better at moaning.
    - Better at driving badly.
    - Better at cleaning.
    - Better at moaning.


    Phew. Im tired now. All this being sexist has really taken it out of me :D lol.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 658 ✭✭✭MIRMIR82


    Evidently...women are better at starting GOOD threads!!!:pac:


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,134 ✭✭✭x in the city


    Oranage2 wrote: »
    So I'll get the ball rolling

    ...Make sandwiches
    Women can make a better sandwich than a man. Not being sexiest to men but it's true!

    any other things?

    make correct offside decisions


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,481 ✭✭✭Fremen


    Attract bears.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    Fremen wrote: »
    Fail to be elected president of the United States fourty three times in a row.

    what year were you elected ?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,128 ✭✭✭✭Oranage2


    bluewolf wrote: »
    we're also better at not rehashing pathetic cliches thinking we're hilarious and original, apparently

    Oh because talking about shoes and periods is so original.....Sorry darling but your sassy 'sex and the city' attitude is so 10 years ago!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,207 ✭✭✭longhalloween


    hondasam wrote: »
    If women had a ePENIS it would be bigger.

    FYP


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,481 ✭✭✭Fremen


    hondasam wrote: »
    what year were you elected ?

    I can't drive either. What's your point?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    KeithM89 wrote: »
    Whose gonna be a smartass and say 'Drive' ??? :p

    Are you old enough to drive yet Keith?

    did mammy teach you?:)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,042 ✭✭✭stevejr


    Bitch about their friends

    On a night out if I see a lad with the same shirt as me I think he has great taste :cool:
    A lady will not be impressed if her friend wears the same outfit on a night out

    Cause her friend would be a lesbian!

    What's the reason for being reasonable?

    Is that an unreasonable question?



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,159 ✭✭✭✭phasers


    Oranage2 wrote: »
    Oh because talking about shoes and periods is so original.....Sorry darling but your sassy 'sex and the city' attitude is so 10 years ago!

    Oh no he didn't!


  • Posts: 0 CMod ✭✭✭✭ Anderson Magnificent Visitor


    Oranage2 wrote: »
    Oh because talking about shoes and periods is so original.....Sorry darling but your sassy 'sex and the city' attitude is so 10 years ago!

    So's your attitude judging by the thread :pac:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    LighterGuy wrote: »
    - Better at moaning.
    - Better at driving badly.
    - Better at cleaning.
    - Better at moaning.


    Phew. Im tired now. All this being sexist has really taken it out of me :D lol.


    depends where and why the are moaning :pac:


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 105 ✭✭treborflynn


    Suck


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,496 ✭✭✭Mr. Presentable


    Whinge


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,806 ✭✭✭✭KeithM89_old


    hondasam wrote: »
    Are you old enough to drive yet Keith?

    did mammy teach you?:)

    No - i still have stabilizers on my bike...:(


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 900 ✭✭✭superfish


    :D

    1: nag
    2: spend
    3: argue
    4: sly farts
    5: put things where you can never find them
    6: bleed for 6 days
    7: watch crap on tv
    8: manipulate
    9: cry for no reason
    10: kill with just one look
    11: diet


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,042 ✭✭✭stevejr


    MIRMIR82 wrote: »
    Evidently...women are better at starting GOOD threads!!!:pac:


    Good at sewing as well then...

    What's the reason for being reasonable?

    Is that an unreasonable question?



  • Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    Fremen wrote: »
    I can't drive either. What's your point?


    why mention something you have failed to achieve yourself.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    KeithM89 wrote: »
    No - i still have stabilizers on my bike...:(


    you big child, is mammy still reading you stories and tucking you in :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,042 ✭✭✭stevejr


    make correct offside decisions

    Thanks, Xpresenter in the City

    What's the reason for being reasonable?

    Is that an unreasonable question?



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,706 ✭✭✭fonecrusher1


    make correct offside decisions

    Nah they're just afraid to question her judgement for fear of being called sexist.

    As long as she doesn't start putting on make up while running up the pitch she should be ok.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,806 ✭✭✭✭KeithM89_old


    hondasam wrote: »
    you big child, is mammy still reading you stories and tucking you in :D

    No - my dad does that - men tell stories better than women...


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