Face or Body what yas go for lads?

finnegan2010

So lads... me and me mate here trying to decide..

what determines the girls ya go for. Age old argument

5 foot 10 Girl model figure great legs, bum, CRACKING figure, BUT rough enough face. Not exactly a looker face wise

OR

Average height girl 5 foot 4, ok figure, bit of meat but not obese. But an absolutely GORGEOUS face. I mean one of those girls you could just stare at her face for hours.

smokie2008

Any holes a Goal!!

Tabnabs

Any port in a storm :pac:

Brenireland

finnegan2010 wrote: »

So lads... me and me mate here trying to decide..

what determines the girls ya go for. Age old argument

5 foot 10 Girl model figure great legs, bum, CRACKING figure, BUT rough enough face. Not exactly a looker face wise

OR

Average height girl 5 foot 4, ok figure, bit of meat but not obese. But an absolutely GORGEOUS face. I mean one of those girls you could just stare at her face for hours.

you owe me 25 euro for petrol.

finnegan2010

Bren, I Told ya cheques in the post, but dont drop it mate might hit the roof!

funkyjebus

whats yas?

smokie2008

""Stunning Body but the face leaves a lot to be desired""

Think you mean a "BOBFOC"











Body off Baywatch Face off Crimewatch

tony 2 tone

What are their sandwich making skills like?

Tar.Aldarion

skinny with a perty face. mm

Brenireland

i like the snotty ones.

finnegan2010

i belive also referred to as a "Butterface"

"For those of you who don't know, a butterface is a girl who has a smoking body, but an ugly face"

finnegan2010

Some Prime examples of what im talkin bout...

THE BUTTERFACE GALLERY WITH THANKS TO EBAUM

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/pictures/view/636787/

Reg'stoy

"You don't look at the mantle piece when you're poking the fire"

Brenireland

Reg'stoy wrote: »

"You don't look at the mantle piece when you're poking the fire"

so what do you do when you dont rely on solid fuel and dont have a fireplace,but rather oil/central heating...?

uch

Bazongas

Timothy Bryce

wheel her in im not a fussy man

Buceph

I go by her acreage.

k4kate

The three guys who voted looks are only skin deep and they go totally by personality are such liars. Were your girlfriends looking over your shoulders when you voted or what?????????

Timothy Bryce

k4kate wrote: »

The three guys who voted looks are only skin deep and they go totally by personality are such liars. Were your girlfriends looking over your shoulders when you voted or what?????????

i was looking over my girlfriend's shoulder when i completed this poll, yes.

again, i reiterate, i am not fussy.

k4kate

Ah but the question is, is that true of your girlfriend too?

Hey, that is not nice is it?

Timothy Bryce

k4kate wrote: »

Ah but the question is, is that true of your girlfriend too?

Hey, that is not nice is it?

my girlfriend is in it for the money. she gets a slice of my dole action every week.

k4kate

Timothy Bryce wrote: »

my girlfriend is in it for the money. she gets a slice of my dole action every week.

Well at least she is getting action!!!!

Timothy Bryce

k4kate wrote: »

Well at least she is getting action!!!!

She's the only one seeing any kind of action i can assure you, although i noticed a poodle looking in my general direction when i was walking home last night.

I post her my dole every Wednesday. We met on boards.ie and have yet to meet face-to-face. She has got me under her thumb already - she likes to be a kept internet woman.

k4kate

Timothy Bryce wrote: »

She's the only one seeing any kind of action i can assure you, although i noticed a poodle looking in my general direction when i was walking home last night.

I post her my dole every Wednesday. We met on boards.ie and have yet to meet face-to-face. She has got me under her thumb already - she likes to be a kept internet woman.

A poodle? Are you sure it was not some dog of a politician canvassing, more interested in your vote than your body?

Flirt dating on Boards? That has to be more interesting than the soccer forum ( do you know those guys won't let you post unless you meet certain criteria and send a grovelling request, what's that about?)

A kept internet woman? Take it from this wise old woman, cyber women are a lot easier to keep than real ones.

ps if I flirt harder with you, will you post me your dole instead?

Timothy Bryce

k4kate wrote: »

A poodle? Are you sure it was not some dog of a politician canvassing, more interested in your vote than your body?

Flirt dating on Boards? That has to be more interesting than the soccer forum ( do you know those guys won't let you post unless you meet certain criteria and send a grovelling request, what's that about?)

A kept internet woman? Take it from this wise old woman, cyber women are a lot easier to keep than real ones.

ps if I flirt harder with you, will you post me your dole instead?

That could be it alright - with the beer goggles on it could have been eamonn gilmore masquerading as some sort of rodent dog alright.

I enjoy cyber flirting as it's much easier to keep a track of the absolute spoof/lies i've rattled off as it's all there in writing. If Coppers could organise this kind of system we'd be in business....scroll back a few pages to keep the lies properly joined up.

It also facilitates having more than one cyber-woman on the go - if you PM me your address along with the advantages/benefits of sending you my dole I'd be more than willing to post you 96 euro each week.

ps. im still waiting for my invite to the soccer forum....i refuse to grovel

k4kate

Timothy Bryce wrote: »

That could be it alright - with the beer goggles on it could have been eamonn gilmore masquerading as some sort of rodent dog alright.

I enjoy cyber flirting as it's much easier to keep a track of the absolute spoof/lies i've rattled off as it's all there in writing. If Coppers could organise this kind of system we'd be in business....scroll back a few pages to keep the lies properly joined up.

It also facilitates having more than one cyber-woman on the go - if you PM me your address along with the advantages/benefits of sending you my dole I'd be more than willing to post you 96 euro each week.

ps. im still waiting for my invite to the soccer forum....i refuse to grovel

Keeping track of spoof is one advantage. There is also the advantage of the cyber alter-ego Cyber me has huge boobs, tiny bum and shapeLY body (as opposed to real me: tiny boobs, huge bum and shapeLESS body) Oh SH**TE that's my chance of €96 gone now, AW......

ps Any anti;grovelling to soccer forum twats is a sound guy.

Timothy Bryce

k4kate wrote: »

Keeping track of spoof is one advantage. There is also the advantage of the cyber alter-ego Cyber me has huge boobs, tiny bum and shapeLY body (as opposed to real me: tiny boobs, huge bum and shapeLESS body) Oh SH**TE that's my chance of €96 gone now, AW......

ps Any anti;grovelling to soccer forum twats is a sound guy.

you're already doing better than current cyber-lady who's best assets are her swollen ankles, varicose veins, 'back breasts' and a lumpy forehead (?)....and man-alive, i couldn't wait to meet her!

if you can top that - you're a shoe-in for the 96 lids!

k4kate

Timothy Bryce wrote: »

you're already doing better than current cyber-lady who's best assets are her swollen ankles, varicose veins, 'back breasts' and a lumpy forehead (?)....and man-alive, i couldn't wait to meet her!

if you can top that - you're a shoe-in for the 96 lids!

Swollen ankles? Varicose veins? Back breasts? AND a lumpy forehead???
Never mind your €96, bring on that cyber babe.

ps does this mean I now qualify to join the gay and lesbian forum. WOW!

Timothy Bryce

k4kate wrote: »

Swollen ankles? Varicose veins? Back breasts? AND a lumpy forehead???
Never mind your €96, bring on that cyber babe.

ps does this mean I now qualify to join the gay and lesbian forum. WOW!

I think you should qualify right away based on this post....you can use my name when approaching the moderators and i will vouch for you.

I tried that forum before but was banned for trying to turn them. Most women who see me in person normally turn gay at the very sight of me

k4kate

Timothy Bryce wrote: »

I think you should qualify right away based on this post....you can use my name when approaching the moderators and i will vouch for you.

I tried that forum before but was banned for trying to turn them. Most women who see me in person normally turn gay at the very sight of me

Most women turn gay at the sight of you? Well congrats, you seemed to have worked for me just post-flirting.

You think there are any hot women on that forum? Or hot gay men? We could team up and try turn them or if that does not work just swap and try the gay way for a while. And if all else fails, well timothy you and I could always hook up. Bring your €96 just in case........

Timothy Bryce

k4kate wrote: »

Most women turn gay at the sight of you? Well congrats, you seemed to have worked for me just post-flirting.

You think there are any hot women on that forum? Or hot gay men? We could team up and try turn them or if that does not work just swap and try the gay way for a while. And if all else fails, well timothy you and I could always hook up. Bring your €96 just in case........

I was under the impression that to be gay/lesbian you had be relatively 'hot' as a prerequisite. If I was to come out all the way, I'd unfortunately buck this trend somewhat - although opening my myself up to both men and women I'm therefore doubling my chances which could garner a result. If they're organising a night out I might attend, but will have my 96 euro (all in coins...sorry) in an envelop in my back pocket.

k4kate

Timothy Bryce wrote: »

I was under the impression that to be gay/lesbian you had be relatively 'hot' as a prerequisite. If I was to come out all the way, I'd unfortunately buck this trend somewhat - although opening my myself up to both men and women I'm therefore doubling my chances which could garner a result. If they're organising a night out I might attend, but will have my 96 euro (all in coins...sorry) in an envelop in my back pocket.

Well ditto for me on "hotness" am not so much hot as lukewarm, though after 10 pints of beer I think men find me more attractive (that's the men drinkin' the beer of course, not me!)

Bring your money in your arse pocket if you like, but you do know i will probably have to verify the amount. A little bit of groping is therefore necessary, but rest assured I will do my utmost to minimise any pleasure I will get from that.

ps I suppose we have got too far off the subject of the thread?

Timothy Bryce

k4kate wrote: »

Well ditto for me on "hotness" am not so much hot as lukewarm, though after 10 pints of beer I think men find me more attractive (that's the men drinkin' the beer of course, not me!)

Bring your money in your arse pocket if you like, but you do know i will probably have to verify the amount. A little bit of groping is therefore necessary, but rest assured I will do my utmost to minimise any pleasure I will get from that.

ps I suppose we have got too far off the subject of the thread?

Indeed - you'll recognise me as the one face down at the bar with my pants half off, in a pool of my own vommit.

I can see the moderators charging over as we speak demanding this is taken to PM. From there we can collate our information and report back to this thread as to whether or not it should be face or body.

k4kate

Timothy Bryce wrote: »

Indeed - you'll recognise me as the one face down at the bar with my pants half off, in a pool of my own vommit.

I can see the moderators charging over as we speak demanding this is taken to PM. From there we can collate our information and report back to this thread as to whether or not it should be face or body.

PM???
Prime Minister?
Post Meridian?
Project Manager?
Pre Menstrual? (jesus don't even go there on a forum for fellas)
PM atomic symbol for Promethium (showing my nerd genes)

Go on... not a clue what that is. Only a member a few days

Timothy Bryce

k4kate wrote: »

PM???
Prime Minister?
Post Meridian?
Project Manager?
Pre Menstrual? (jesus don't even go there on a forum for fellas)
PM atomic symbol for Promethium (showing my nerd genes)

Go on... not a clue what that is. Only a member a few days

:pac:

Private message!

k4kate

Timothy Bryce wrote: »

:pac:

Private message!

What a twit I am. No wonder the soccer nerds won't have me.

Funkfield

I am definitely a body man.

I have put many a homely wench to the sword.

There is nothing too unsightly about the back of a head.

Timothy Bryce

k4kate wrote: »

What a twit I am. No wonder the soccer nerds won't have me.

in fairness there are very few nerds in the soccer forum. dorks maybe.

k4kate

Or the top of it!!! OOPS should a woman say that

k4kate

Timothy Bryce wrote: »

in fairness there are very few nerds in the soccer forum. dorks maybe.

Ha ha, what is the difference and which is preferable? Can a person be both at the same time?

Will I set up an "anti-soccer-forum" forum and bar all of them from joining unless they have 50 non-spammy posts on the Lesbian/Gay Forum and send a picture of themselves wearing slippers.

Timothy Bryce

k4kate wrote: »

Ha ha, what is the difference and which is preferable? Can a person be both at the same time?

Will I set up an "anti-soccer-forum" forum and bar all of them from joining unless they have 50 non-spammy posts on the Lesbian/Gay Forum and send a picture of themselves wearing slippers.

This will indeed work miracles as there is a significant anti-soccer forum sentiment out there. Most of the posters in the LGBT forum actually wear slippers while posting so I predict this to be a success

k4kate

Great, will start it so
I have a name and all, let me know what you think

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