Revenge on inconsiderate cyclists

glic71rods46t0

Ok, so I get pissed off with groups of cyclists riding 3 and 4 abreast on the roads and causing big tailbacks.
I have an idea to sabatoge these soap dodgers with something like a box of thumbtacks on the road to cause punctures for these a-holes. Anyone with a suggestion for whats the best item to use to cause maximum interruption to these guys?

Oranage2

ep941x2v567lmg wrote: »

Ok, so I get pissed off with groups of cyclists riding 3 and 4 abreast on the roads and causing big tailbacks.
I have an idea to sabatoge these soap dodgers with something like a box of thumbtacks on the road to cause punctures for these a-holes. Anyone with a suggestion for whats the best item to use to cause maximum interruption to these guys?

Use your bonnet!!

starbelgrade

Funnily enough, I haven't seen a cyclist since I left Dublin.

Apart from the odd looney tourists - the ones who thought it would be a good idea to cycle around the West of Ireland & obviously never researched the road or weather conditions.

Metallergy

more power to em. btw don't ever get out of your car in a fit of pathetic road rage as they're fit and will likely dance you into the ground, you'd be better off in your reinforced bubble as another anomnity protected from the elements

Mind44

Yeah, it's not like those cyclists have any right to use the road or anything. Oh hang on.........

m@cc@

ep941x2v567lmg wrote: »

I have an idea to sabatoge these soap dodgers with something like a box of thumbtacks on the road to cause punctures for these a-holes.

How would that work? Would you not need to be in front of them first?

nibtrix

Mind44 wrote: »

Yeah, it's not like those cyclists have any right to use the road or anything. Oh hang on.........

Hang on, no-one is denying them a right to use the roads, it's the inconsiderate feckers who ride 3 or 4 apart, blocking the entire lane, and don't allow people to overtake that the op's talking about :rolleyes:

Einhard

ep941x2v567lmg wrote: »

I have an idea to sabatoge these soap dodgers with something like a box of thumbtacks on the road to cause punctures for these a-holes.

Oh, you mean those lazer guided smart thumb tacks that know the difference between car and bicycle tyres? I hear they're expensive...

Much easier to just open the car door as you pass.

squod

nibtrix wrote: »

Hang on, no-one is denying them a right to use the roads, it's the inconsiderate feckers who ride 3 or 4 apart, blocking the entire lane, and don't allow people to overtake that the op's talking about :rolleyes:

People do that on the M50 every day. Rather have revenge on them TBH

nibtrix

nibtrix wrote: »

Hang on, no-one is denying them a right to use the roads, it's the inconsiderate feckers who ride 3 or 4 apart, blocking the entire lane, and don't allow people to overtake that the op's talking about :rolleyes:

Yeah I cycle and even I hate those fcukers.

Jumpy

Oooh. An Anti-Cycling thread by Fencer. How Unique.

You should use the search tool rather than create a new thread. There are loads more that are similar to this.

All posted by yourself funnily enough.

Metallergy

can't be many of those, 3 or 4 spread out to say.. motorists... in general.. which hold me up from crossing the road on a daily basis, then have the fat anonymous nerve to honk a fúcking horn

jesus i hate drivers.

starbelgrade

Jumpy wrote: »

Oooh. An Anti-Cycling thread by Fencer. How Unique.

You should use the search tool rather than create a new thread. There are loads more that are similar to this.

All posted by yourself funnily enough.

It's true...

"Banned from Cycling" ; http://boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2055961679

"Cyclist on M4"; http://boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2055925688

Cyclists on the Roads; http://boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2055874944

And the reason for all the cyclist hatred...

"Cyclist Crashed Into Me"; http://boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2055848181

Jumpy

Thats not the reason.

He posted as TimAllen well before he re-regged as Fencer.

Do a search on him and you will find more than twice what you have there.

RacoonQueen

It pleases me when I annoy a motorist. I love cycling in the middle of the road.

SpaceApe

FFS use your brain they do this for safety in large groups so cars can't speed past them and knock them off the road if there is a sudden oncoming car because 30 cyclists in a line is quite long...your in a one tonne metal box they're on a 10kg bike show some common sense

TheZohanS

Buy a motorbike and scare the shìte out of them.

tigger123

Lads, get yerselves on a bike, t'is great fun!

the keen edge

orourkeda wrote: »

You should get a bonus point rather than a penalty point for knocking down a cyclist.

Two if they are wearing a helmet.

Three if you reverse over them and finish the job.

I agree with the OP regarding people cycling three or four abreast.

But your comments are just stupid.

The only part that suprised me is that you haven't continued your bonus point scheme to include **** over knocked down cyclists to receive four bonus points.

Metallergy

fencer; en garde!










-you're pathetic.

Canis Lupus

Ah Tim. Just join us. Life is better on two wheels.

glic71rods46t0

Metallergy wrote: »

fencer; en garde!










-you're pathetic.

Really? ..... wait til you're picking thumbtacks from your tyres ..... actually cant wait to start this .... oh the thoughts of groups of lycra **** scratching their heads wondering whats after happening!!!

Micky Dolenz

ep941x2v567lmg wrote: »

Ok, so I get pissed off with groups of cyclists riding 3 and 4 abreast on the roads and causing big tailbacks.
I have an idea to sabatoge these soap dodgers with something like a box of thumbtacks on the road to cause punctures for these a-holes. Anyone with a suggestion for whats the best item to use to cause maximum interruption to these guys?

Don't wheel your anti cyclist agenda in AH.

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