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Man killed by his own cock

  • 23-01-2011 2:01am
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,602 ✭✭✭


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    A Bengali man has reportedly suffered a gruesome demise after he pushed his metal-enhanced cock that bit too far.

    Singrai Soren, a trainer of fighting roosters, was killed in Mohanpur in West Bengal after one of his birds apparently turned on him, the Daily Mail soberly relates.

    According to a friend, Soren forced the cockerel - whose legs were tooled up with razor blades - back into the ring to fight as it repeatedly tried to get away.

    "This upset it, and it attacked Soren," said the friend.

    The man's throat was slit in the struggle. The whereabouts of the killer cock are unknown, but it is thought that another trainer has bagged it. The bird had won four fights prior to its deadly attack.

    Police are looking for the black and red feathered beast.

    Shocking.


Comments

  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,670 ✭✭✭✭Wolfe Tone


    repost


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,228 ✭✭✭epgc3fyqirnbsx


    And in other news, Berite Ahers has stepped down as leader of FF

    :p


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,602 ✭✭✭Funkfield


    wow. i only heard. sorry lads. :(


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,886 ✭✭✭Darlughda


    Now that is a cuckold.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,670 ✭✭✭✭Wolfe Tone


    Funkfield wrote: »
    wow. i only heard. sorry lads. :(
    You have to be killed by cock now, thems the rules


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,602 ✭✭✭Funkfield


    Damn. It doesn't sound pleasant. It really doesnt.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,832 ✭✭✭✭Blatter


    I did not know cocks could be such vicious cnuts...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    Now, that's one chicken he really should have choked.

    Ba-da-dum-tiiiiish!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,243 ✭✭✭✭Jesus Wept


    penis


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,602 ✭✭✭Funkfield


    I have just realised you could read the thread title two ways.

    Whoops.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    Funkfield wrote: »
    I have just realised you could read the thread title two ways.

    Whoops.


    *turns laptop upside down*

    Ah, yes.. so you can.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,655 ✭✭✭i57dwun4yb1pt8


    cock - a doodle - DIEEEEEE !


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,738 ✭✭✭mawk


    he should have cockblocked.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,727 ✭✭✭Midnight_EG


    If ever a disappointing thread title :mad: :(


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,272 ✭✭✭Barna77


    What a díck of a cock...

    Where are all the PETA maniacs now?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,028 ✭✭✭✭--LOS--


    o man that sucks donkey dick


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