Porn stars required?? Jobs on gumtree

21-01-2011 8:08pm #1

saw an add for female porn stars 1000 euro for an hours performance.

http://www.gumtree.ie/dublin/64/72322464.html

Phoenix Park · 21-01-2011 8:09pm

Does it matter that i'm ugly?. And male?

Marcus.Aurelius · 21-01-2011 8:10pm

Discretion? They can't even spell it, how the fuck are they going to ensure it?

21-01-2011 8:12pm

I have no idea why, but I never thought they would advertise for staff. Thought it would be more word of mouth.

21-01-2011 8:14pm

Phoenix Park wrote: »

Does it matter that i'm ugly?. And male?

Dunno, Ill ask them when I reply..

;)

grungepants · 21-01-2011 8:14pm

I had a look i rekon its someone bored at work who made a fake email address and thought it would be a laugh.

People in work used to put my number on gumtree in a gay sex add thing.
I was popular for a few days but for all the wrong reasons

mikom · 21-01-2011 8:15pm

We do have some rolls that will not expose the faces of those in that scene.

Ham rolls presumably.

mystique150 · 21-01-2011 8:18pm

I'll have a large sausage in my porn roll please

orourkeda · 21-01-2011 8:18pm

Time to unleash the orourkeda pecker on the world.

Be afraid people.

mystique150 · 21-01-2011 8:19pm

mikom wrote: »

Ham rolls presumably.

beat me to it!:)

pow wow · 21-01-2011 8:19pm

Pretty sure I don't want my face obstructed by anybody's rolls

michael999999 · 21-01-2011 8:22pm

Oh God this story will have a sticky ending!!!:eek:

AckwelFoley · 21-01-2011 8:25pm

ad viewed 0 times.

Me reckons its the OP's advert

+ you aint getting 1000 euro for an hours work in Irish porn, added to the fact you aint shooting alot of porn in one hour.

J K · 21-01-2011 8:27pm

1000 euro per hour.
I could make 50quid

Time to start practicing my porn star face. And growing mustache

InReality · 21-01-2011 8:28pm

I wonder why they are looking for porn stars ?
Not many of those in ireland , unless they were here on holiday and happened to be looking this web site.

Amber Lamps · 21-01-2011 8:28pm

wouldn't touch it. that 1000 for an hour would run into a few hours dont you know as they get their 45 minutes of shoot. probably a few lads with a video camera just after doing well on a deal and rather than just fork out for hookers are trying a different slant, with added memories.

personally i don't get out of bed (or in, as the case may be;)) for less than 2000 dollars. but thats usually for at least 8 hours on set. a days work

orourkeda · 21-01-2011 8:30pm

Amber Lamps wrote: »

wouldn't touch it. that 1000 for an hour would run into a few hours dont you know as they get their 45 minutes of shoot. probably a few lads with a video camera just after doing well on a deal and rather than just fork out for hookers are trying a different slant, with added memories.

personally i don't get out of bed (or in, as the case may be;)) for less than 2000 dollars. but thats usually for at least 8 hours on set. a days work

Thats quite a load