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The way to a mans heart is through his stomach?

  • 19-01-2011 9:52pm
    #1
    Tayla
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,158 ✭✭✭


    Ok so my boyfriend for some reason doesn't seem to be eating much dinner lately when I make it for him.

    He was a breastfed baby.

    Do you think I should.......you know.....? ;)


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  • #2
    Liam Byrne
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,163 ✭✭✭✭Liam Byrne


    No, we don't know......if you want to ask a question, then ask it.

    Do you think you should ask him what he actually likes before cooking ?
    Do we think you should take cooking lessons ?
    Do we think you should dump him ?


  • #3
    tony 2 tone
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,749 ✭✭✭tony 2 tone


    Bitty?


  • #4
    jimmycrackcorm
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,378 ✭✭✭✭jimmycrackcorm


    It's a prolonged surgery but I enjoy the view of the lungs...


  • #5
    CreepingDeath
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,015 ✭✭✭CreepingDeath


    Tayla wrote: »
    Ok so my boyfriend for some reason doesn't seem to be eating much dinner lately when I make it for him.

    Do you think I should.......you know.....? ;)

    Learn to cook ?


  • #6
    phasers
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,159 ✭✭✭✭phasers


    Seek therapy? Yes.


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  • #7
    Dravokivich
    Moderators, Category Moderators, Music Moderators, Politics Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 22,360 CMod ✭✭✭✭Dravokivich


    Have his ma around to demonstrate?


  • #8
    Gerry Manderer
    Closed Accounts Posts: 73 ✭✭Gerry Manderer


    Force feed him through a tube


  • #9
    Liam Byrne
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,163 ✭✭✭✭Liam Byrne


    Tayla wrote: »
    Ok so my boyfriend for some reason doesn't seem to be eating much dinner lately when I make it for him.

    He was a breastfed baby.

    Do you think I should.......you know.....? ;)

    I've got it!!!!

    You want to know if you should make a complete tit of yourself !!!


  • #10
    .same.
    Closed Accounts Posts: 160 ✭✭.same.


    Tayla wrote: »
    He was a breastfed baby.

    Do you think I should.......you know.....? ;)
    Breastfeed him?:confused:


  • #11
    galwayrush
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,815 ✭✭✭✭galwayrush


    I'm sure there's a name for his your condition OP. My wife's studying psycology, i'll ask if she can help.:rolleyes:


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  • #12
    foxinsox
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,080 ✭✭✭foxinsox


    Tayla wrote: »
    Do you think I should.......you know.....? ;)


    Get back in the kitchen and make him a sammich?

    :D


  • #13
    Sofiztikated
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,995 ✭✭✭Sofiztikated


    Yes, the way to a mans heart is through his stomach.

    Stab upwards, much easier than trying to stab down through those pesky ribs.

    Although, maybe your cooking is crap? Not saying, just saying is all.


  • #14
    Red Hand
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,986 ✭✭✭Red Hand


    The way to a man's heart is immediately above and below his stomach.

    Or maybe that's just me.


  • #15
    Gerry Manderer
    Closed Accounts Posts: 73 ✭✭Gerry Manderer


    .same. wrote: »
    Breastfeed him?:confused:

    It took nine posts for you to come to that conclusion?!


  • #16
    Terry
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,061 ✭✭✭✭Terry


    A girl once made me scrambled eggs. They were the nicest I had ever eaten. I instantly fell in love with her.

    OP, learn how to cook. The internet is full of recipes.


  • #17
    Sofiztikated
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,995 ✭✭✭Sofiztikated


    Terry wrote: »
    A girl once made me scrambled eggs. They were the nicest I had ever eaten. I instantly fell in love with her.

    OP, learn how to cook. The internet is full of porn.

    FYP.


  • #18
    Dangerous Man
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,674 ✭✭✭Dangerous Man


    Maybe if you spent more time in the kitchen and less time prattling on here you'd achieve a lot more. Learn how to cook ffs.


  • #19
    Tayla
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,158 ✭✭✭Tayla


    Wow it was actually a joke, I can cook very well thank you very much.


  • #20
    admiralofthefleet
    Closed Accounts Posts: 15,515 ✭✭✭✭admiralofthefleet


    Tayla wrote: »
    Wow it was actually a joke, I can cook very well thank you very much.

    do us a curry there love *pats bottom*


  • #21
    galwayrush
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,815 ✭✭✭✭galwayrush


    admiralofthefleet wrote: »
    do us a curry there love *pats bottom*

    Ske's got a curry flavoured boob?


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  • #22
    smk89
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,163 ✭✭✭smk89


    Jeremiah 16:1 wrote: »
    The way to a man's heart is immediately above and below his stomach.

    Or maybe that's just me.

    His liver and pancreas?


  • #23
    CreepingDeath
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,015 ✭✭✭CreepingDeath


    Tayla wrote: »
    Wow it was actually a joke, I can cook very well thank you very much.

    But not as good as the other girl he's seeing it seems.


  • #24
    Kiera
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,130 ✭✭✭✭Kiera


    If you can cook you'll get a ride. FACT!

    /i'm a great cook ;)


  • #25
    .same.
    Closed Accounts Posts: 160 ✭✭.same.


    Gerry Manderer wrote: »
    It took nine posts for you to come to that conclusion?!

    Yeah! or maybe I was just curious as to why the op would want to brestfeed her bf.


  • #26
    galwayrush
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,815 ✭✭✭✭galwayrush


    Kiera wrote: »
    If you can cook you'll get a ride. FACT!

    /i'm a great cook ;)

    I wish that was true,:o
    ( The first part, )


  • #27
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    Tayla wrote: »
    Ok so my boyfriend for some reason doesn't seem to be eating much dinner lately when I make it for him.

    He was a breastfed baby.

    Do you think I should.......you know.....? ;)

    Maybe he still is breastfed.

    Hence the lack of appetite.


  • #28
    Kiera
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,130 ✭✭✭✭Kiera


    galwayrush wrote: »
    I wish that was true,:o
    ( The first part, )

    Ah Tommy you're from a different cut! The best cut, hon :) x


  • #29
    tony 2 tone
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,749 ✭✭✭tony 2 tone


    Kiera wrote: »
    Ah Tommy you're from a different cut! The best cut, hon :) x

    *throws up*

    OP, try some roughage or prune juice, regulate him up a bit.


  • #30
    Jesus Wept
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,243 ✭✭✭✭Jesus Wept


    Breast is best.


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  • #31
    Kiera
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,130 ✭✭✭✭Kiera


    tony 2 tone wrote: »
    *throws up*

    OP, try some roughage or prune juice, regulate him up a bit.

    You wouldnt be throwing up, hon if you knew how awesome that poor chap is!


  • #32
    backthephilup
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 797 ✭✭✭backthephilup


    Let me get this straight you cook meals for him and he does'nt eat them? That can't be right.... my brain is having difficulty with the concept. Your sure he's not sick? And he used to like your food? Yeah hate to break it to you but that is really bad. Probably riding your best friend as i post...


  • #33
    Gaudizeit
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 159 ✭✭Gaudizeit


    Tayla wrote: »
    Ok so my boyfriend for some reason doesn't seem to be eating much dinner lately when I make it for him.

    He was a breastfed baby.

    Do you think I should.......you know.....? ;)

    Yes, you should bring his mother round at dinner time so he can suckle the sweet nectar from her bussoms.


  • #34
    Little Acorn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,531 ✭✭✭Little Acorn


    Hi Op, maybe you should chat to the member who wrote POST #13 in this thread!
    http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2056139528

    It's one of the most bizarre, and unexpected posts I've seen on Boards. It just kinda came out of nowhere.:pac:


  • #35
    cassid
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 811 ✭✭✭cassid


    you might need to take some motilium to get your milk going or he will just get trapped air and could make his tummy full of wind.
    Tayla wrote: »
    Ok so my boyfriend for some reason doesn't seem to be eating much dinner lately when I make it for him.

    He was a breastfed baby.

    Do you think I should.......you know.....? ;)


  • #36
    tony 2 tone
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,749 ✭✭✭tony 2 tone


    Kiera wrote: »
    You wouldnt be throwing up, hon if you knew how awesome that poor chap is!

    OK, more of a dry heave :P I ment it all in the nicest way though :D


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  • #37
    scientific1982
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,562 ✭✭✭scientific1982


    Make nicer diners ho.


  • #38
    Mint Sauce
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,293 ✭✭✭✭Mint Sauce


    Steak and BJ, or just a sandwich.


  • #39
    Logical Fallacy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,933 ✭✭✭Logical Fallacy


    Tayla wrote: »
    Ok so my boyfriend for some reason doesn't seem to be eating much dinner lately when I make it for him.

    He was a breastfed baby.

    Do you think I should.......you know.....? ;)

    I would suggest going through the stomach and up, as getting through the ribs is tough without the correct equipment.


  • #40
    Tayla
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,158 ✭✭✭Tayla


    Little Acorn wrote: »
    Hi Op, maybe you should chat to the member who wrote POST #13 in this thread!
    http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2056139528

    It's one of the most bizarre, and unexpected posts I've seen on Boards. It just kinda came out of nowhere.:pac:

    Haha but that person was clearly being serious :)


  • #41
    Kerikosan
    Closed Accounts Posts: 213 ✭✭Kerikosan


    Test him by getting take out like pizza or chinese or sumthing?

    if he eats it like theres no tomorrow its your cooking.

    if he doesn't its sumthing thats bothering him maybe you shud put on a cowboy hat and ride him :D

    if all else fails ask him whats up?


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  • #42
    TheUsual
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,288 ✭✭✭TheUsual


    Rasher, Eggs on Toast. Bit of salt and pepper.
    Coffee.

    Tell him you will do the washing up as well.

    If all of this fails then he is gay. Sorry.


  • #43
    hondasam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    Tayla wrote: »
    Ok so my boyfriend for some reason doesn't seem to be eating much dinner lately when I make it for him.

    He was a breastfed baby.

    Do you think I should.......you know.....? ;)


    grow up get a life and stop pretending you have a boyfriend.


  • #44
    Irish Guitarist
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,736 ✭✭✭Irish Guitarist


    Here's some recipes you can try.


  • #45
    ebixa82
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,289 ✭✭✭ebixa82


    He's obviously getting fed away from home by some other girl....you can cook but not as good as the that girl...

    I recommend you perfect the art of felatio...that will more than compensate for your inadequate skills in the culinary department.

    If you are a little unsure, I believe there's a video on the internet on how to give the perfect BJ, it's by a girl called Heather...follow her steps and you'll have him eating out of your hand..nom, nom, nom..


  • #46
    hondasam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    TheUsual wrote: »
    Sam, do you know what you need ?

    A honda.

    Just sayin.

    well come on women like that give up other women a bad name.

    who the hell cooks for a man.:pac:

    what type of a honda do I need ?


  • #47
    ejmaztec
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,229 ✭✭✭✭ejmaztec


    foxinsox wrote: »
    Get back in the kitchen and make him a sammich?

    :D

    With grilled tit and lashings of mayo.


  • #48
    jackiebaron
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,038 ✭✭✭jackiebaron


    The other woman he's slutting around with is obviously a better cook.


  • #49
    Funkfield
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,602 ✭✭✭Funkfield


    Kiera wrote: »
    If you can cook and you're female you'll get a ride. FACT!

    /i'm a great cook ;)

    FYP :cool:

    also, OP, Pics or etc


  • #50
    Gunsfortoys
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,080 ✭✭✭Gunsfortoys


    hondasam wrote: »
    well come on women like that give up other women a bad name.

    who the hell cooks for a man.:pac:

    what type of a honda do I need ?

    This is the same woman that expects a man to pay 5,000 for an engagement ring. I do despair.


  • #51
    hondasam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    Gunsfortoys wrote: »
    This is the same woman that expects a man to pay 5,000 for an engagement ring. I do despair.


    if he pays €5,000 for a ring I have to cook :eek:

    If he only pays €3,000 do I still have to cook ?

    why cant he cook himself ?


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