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  • 18-01-2011 11:59pm
    #1
    robbie_998
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,222 ✭✭✭


    Weddings / funerals / birthdays / christenings and the lot

    what are funny things or ironic things people say or do at them ?

    or what are your crazy stories from them ?


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  • #2
    af_thefragile
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,171 ✭✭✭af_thefragile


    I clicked on this thread once...









    *leaves*


  • #3
    jd007
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,094 ✭✭✭jd007


    I know a lot of people don't like Tommy Tiernan but I thought this was funny

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z43v54S_zPQ


  • #4
    W.Shakes-Beer
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,975 ✭✭✭W.Shakes-Beer


    Don't go to church on Sunday,

    Don't get on my knees to pray,

    Don't memorize the books of the Bible,

    I got my own special way,

    I know Jesus loves me,

    Maybe just a little bit more,

    I fall down on my knees every Sunday,

    At Zerelda Lee's candy store,

    Well it's got to be a chocolate Jesus,

    Make me feel good inside,

    Got to be a chocolate Jesus,

    Keep me satisfied.


  • #5
    policarp
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,667 ✭✭✭policarp


    robbie_998 wrote: »
    Weddings / funerals / birthdays / christenings and the lot

    what are funny things or ironic things people say or do at them ?

    or what are your crazy stories from them ?

    I was born, got christened,got married and I'm pretty sure I'm going to die but I don't want a funeral. That's not too crazy, is it?


  • #6
    W.Shakes-Beer
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,975 ✭✭✭W.Shakes-Beer


    would it also be ironic if someone popped their clogs during a christening?


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  • #7
    Red Hand
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,986 ✭✭✭Red Hand


    Is this research for The Ray d'Arcy Show, or some other low brow radio/TV/newspaper fluff article?


  • #8
    orourkeda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,918 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    I farted at a christening once


  • #9
    Fistycuffs
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 305 ✭✭Fistycuffs


    Jeremiah 16:1 wrote: »
    Is this research for The Ray d'Arcy Show, or some other low brow radio/TV/newspaper fluff article?

    Yeah come on now! This is AH. None of your pop culture,unacademic "fluff" here please.

    Come back when you're researching for Prime Time or The Economist please.


  • #10
    joe stodge
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 986 ✭✭✭joe stodge


    i arrived late to my grandfathers funeral and tried to sneak in unnoticed, i open the door, get on the floor, everybody walk the dinosaur.:pac:


  • #11
    policarp
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,667 ✭✭✭policarp


    joe stodge wrote: »
    i arrived late to my grandfathers funeral and tried to sneak in unnoticed, i open the door, get on the floor, everybody walk the dinosaur.:pac:

    The late Joe Stodge.
    R.I.P.


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  • #12
    AnonoBoy
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    Nothing crazy or funny ever happened at a wedding in Ireland.


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