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Those daft little sneezes some women do

  • 18-01-2011 9:01am
    #1
    gerryk
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,726 ✭✭✭


    Seriously... what's with that?

    This morning, I was on the bus, and the girl beside me went to sneeze... went something like this: aaahh...chew

    Come on... there can't be any satisfaction in a sneeze like that, can there?


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  • #2
    FatherLen
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,808 ✭✭✭FatherLen


    i like to scream as loudly as possible before spitting anything in my mouth on the nearest sap!


  • #3
    Gneez
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 522 ✭✭✭Gneez


    FatherLen wrote: »
    i like to scream as loudly as possible before spitting anything in my mouth on the nearest sap!

    AS DO I GOOD SIR


  • #4
    gerryk
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,726 ✭✭✭gerryk


    Or, you could just sneeze into a hankerchief, no?


  • #5
    desaparecidos
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,332 ✭✭✭desaparecidos


    Why can't they eat bananas properly either?

    Christ, stop being so refined.


  • #6
    gerryk
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,726 ✭✭✭gerryk


    Bananas? Please elaborate?


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  • #7
    Blackpitts
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 780 ✭✭✭Blackpitts


    gerryk wrote: »
    Seriously... what's with that?

    This morning, I was on the bus, and the girl beside me went to sneeze... went something like this: aaahh...chew

    Come on... there can't be any satisfaction in a sneeze like that, can there?

    I find them sexy tho


  • #8
    Einstein
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,630 ✭✭✭Einstein


    I prefer to wait till my mouth is full of food...and I have a cold...

    They're the best sneezes...


  • #9
    FatherLen
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,808 ✭✭✭FatherLen


    gerryk wrote: »
    Or, you could just sneeze into a hankerchief, no?
    what the hell is a hankerchief?


  • #10
    Duggy747
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,295 ✭✭✭✭Duggy747


    Bah!! I love a good aul' sneeze; Build it up, mouth wide open, eye closed so the force doesn't shoot my eyeballs out, and then let 'er rip!!

    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRGGGHHHHH-CHHHHHHHHAAAAAAOOOOOOWWW!!!

    Empty all the contents out of my nose and mouth upon the person's head in front of me, maybe even hit the woman up a few seats with me chunks of phlem.

    Then I'll pull out a piece of scrunched up, scraggy looking toilet paper out of my pocket and just snort the left-overs back up for round 2.





















    Hmm...........might explain why I'm always leaving public transport in an ambulance stretcher. :pac:


  • #11
    IrishGrimReaper
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,039 ✭✭✭IrishGrimReaper


    You can bate the childer.. you can bate the wife.. but you can't bate a good sneeze.

    stolen from fb.


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  • #12
    Angron
    Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Music Moderators, Regional Midlands Moderators Posts: 24,135 Mod ✭✭✭✭Angron


    I get more annoyed by the feeling of "Gonna sneeze.. Gonna sneeze.." and then it just fades. Leaves me feeling.. unfulfilled.


  • #13
    Korvanica
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,992 ✭✭✭Korvanica


    Denny M wrote: »
    I get more annoyed by the feeling of "Gonna sneeze.. Gonna sneeze.." and then it just fades. Leaves me feeling.. unfulfilled.

    Really frustrating.... I love sneezing... :D


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