In the PlayPen - Samapple789

TrustedApple

When no when else staping up to do the playpen samapple789 is here to save the day

The God of Indie samapple789 has never done something like this in his life and well take anything you give him and he will give his best shot right back at you

Nevertheless,
I give you
samapple789

Namlub

Er...

jumpguy

Are you on a boat?

TrustedApple

jumpguy wrote: »

Are you on a boat?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R7yfISlGLNU

NO i am not on a boat

soccymonster

Dya like granny smith apples? If so, why? If not, why?

cheesefiend

Gotta say, your posts are quality.

So, how do you get all the ladies?

Tell us more of your love of Indie, favourite band?

TrustedApple

soccymonster wrote: »

Dya like granny smith apples? If so, why? If not, why?

No i dont like any kind of apples hate anything with apples in it maybe it is due to me being 1/2 Italian and eating more Italian style fruit

Namlub

It's not even his turn!
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But anyway, would you rather have to carry a plant in your hand for the rest of your life or live in a house with three walls?

Namlub

I meant to say this but boards is being weird and I can't edit my posts okaaay

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xcCO6E4NUs8

Insect Overlord

If you're going to be an attention-whore, you should at least make it interesting...

Grindylow

Hahahahahhahahahha


I FCUKING LOVE YOU

soccymonster

samapple789 wrote: »

No i dont like any kind of apples hate anything with apples in it maybe it is due to me being 1/2 Italian and eating more Italian style fruit

Yet your username has apple in it. Wow, puzzling!

Rate Namlub outta 10! And do you have a love of chillis, out of curiousity?

TrustedApple

cheesefiend wrote: »

Gotta say, your posts are quality.

So, how do you get all the ladies?

Tell us more of your love of Indie, favourite band?

Well skin tight Jeans (all ways black) is the 1st thing you need then a shirt that is about two sizes to small for you (all ways gray). Maybe a skinny Tie. Boots or shoes on a night out no cons. Taking about 30 mins to do your hair. Style is the biggest part
Also have no drink in you what so ever helps a lot girls like guys who dont drink
Also you need to have a wing man who is worse looking then you
Going up to chat to a girl isnt hard when there in a group of max of 4 more then that its just asking for a big fat no
Having jokes and topics what are in the news helps as your chat up lines a lot.
Dont make a more on a girl let her do it to you
If all fails say your in a band and have some good indie music that know one has a clue who the band are

Well thats the rules i have made up my self and have gotting friends lied with them

Well my Fave indie bands are Young guns and francesqa and from the usa side every avenue

Screaminmidget

well, this is embarrasing for you

Grindylow

Can you give me any tips on how to be sexy?

Namlub

I feel neglected, was my question too deep and philosophical for you or something?

TrustedApple

soccymonster wrote: »

Yet your username has apple in it. Wow, puzzling!

Rate Namlub outta 10! And do you have a love of chillis, out of curiousity?

I am a iphone fanboy
yes i do have a love of chilles every time i get pasta they have to be cooked into it
Got to give Namlub a 100 because he is the man

Namlub It's not even his turn!
But anyway, would you rather have to carry a plant in your hand for the rest of your life or live in a house with three walls?

Got to with a plant on my head because it will be a good chat up line because if you live in a house with 3 walls you will be liveing in a Pyramids and do you know they have Mummyes in them :cool:

Slow Show

Samapple, you have my respect.

Describe an average day in the life of Samapple. Extra points if your name is Sam and you use the quote, 'an apple a day keeps the doctor away.'

Namlub

Why does everyone think I'm a a boy ffs...

Grindylow

Why are you so sexy?

soccymonster

Namlub wrote: »

Why does everyone think I'm a a boy ffs...

It's ok... I felt your pain back in the day *hugs* :P

sammy boyo, describe your perfect woman?

Screaminmidget

why did you skip the queue???

/shame....

Namlub

Bombay Bicycle Club, Two Door Cinema Club or Tokyo Police Club?

unknown13

Did you not see the list because it is there for a reason?

Deedeecupcake

If you don't like apples, why is apple in your name???

Grindylow

Will you shift my friend Screaminmidget?

TrustedApple

Slow Show wrote: »

Samapple, you have my respect.

Describe an average day in the life of Samapple. Extra points if your name is Sam and you use the quote, 'an apple a day keeps the doctor away.'

Well i may as well give you my life on a wednesday
Get up at 8 in the morning pack my box with all the night staying over in a friends house
9 to 11 play video games musty halo lately
12 to 1 Call sam my friend saying i will see ya in a few hours
3 Get to friends house and head into the shops for a bit buy stuff that i will never use in my life
5 back to firends house to get something to eat
6 more friends head over
8 Play a large game of CoD or Hslo with the lads
9 Head to the pub to see whats around for the night
11 nightclub time
11.30 chat up a girl called sam and tell her a apple a day keeps the doctor away
12 wonder where the lads are get out the samapple iphone to txt them to see where they are
1 back to the girl called sam she makes a move on you and you txt your friend saying you wont be home tonight
2 get something to eat al lways pay for the girl
2.40 get back to hers to get some

Screaminmidget

Noel2k9 wrote: »

Will you shift my friend Screaminmidget?

Hes only joking :P
























were not actually freinds

Deedeecupcake

How many girls called Sam do you get through per week? Do you only go for girls called Sam?? Isnt that namism???

TrustedApple

Namlub wrote: »

Why does everyone think I'm a a boy ffs...

Well because the number of lads on boards is like 92.4% and girls 6.6% and outer 1%

Noel2k9 Will you shift my friend Screaminmidget

Have no idea if its a girl or a lad so i will say no

unknown13 Did you not see the list because it is there for a reason?

I put my self done but i was never added to it

Namlub Bombay Bicycle Club, Two Door Cinema Club or Tokyo Police Clu

None not a fan of any of them

soccymonster
sammy boyo, describe your perfect woman?

Well i have i thing for emo or rock looking girls because there more likely going to go of with some one who looks like someone from a band they like

How many girls called Sam do you get through per week? Do you only go for girls called Sam?? Isnt that namism???

None i have int meat a girl called sam in my life cant say any numbers on this site

Grindylow

You're like my second favourite poster after Namlub!

Do you agree with sex before marriage?

What would you do if YOU got pregnant? It could be you.. don't drink and drive..

Screaminmidget

Why you no answer mah questions????
Is it coz im small??
will ya shift me??

Deedeecupcake

WHY WON'T YOU SHIFT MIDGET??? Is it cos he's not called Sam???

Pigwidgeon

Can a man like Samapple ever be tied down?

If so, will you marry Noel, she has a huge thing for you?

TrustedApple

Noel2k9 wrote: »

You're like my second favourite poster after Namlub!

Do you agree with sex before marriage?

What would you do if YOU got pregnant? It could be you.. don't drink and drive..

Yes Sex before marriage why not ?
Guys cant get pregnant. But if it was a girl i was with **** my self on the spot and says thats not my child

Deedeecupcake WHY WON'T YOU SHIFT MIDGET??? Is it cos he's not called Sam???

Because its a guy and samapple only likes the girls

kateos2 Can a man like Samapple ever be tied down?

If so, will you marry Noel, she has a huge thing for you?

Maybe some day if i find the right girl

Sss Noels a guy and samapple only likes the girls

soccymonster

If you had a chance to go on tv3's Take Me Out, what would you say to all the ladies during your 'flirty for thirty' speech.. And what would be your party piece for it to impress them?

Remember no likey, no lighty

Deedeecupcake

Did you just call Midget an it???? ITS BECAUSE HE'S NOT CALLED SAM

Grindylow

Im a girl, not a guy. Kate knows me,!"!,


Guys cant get pregnant? Why not?

Pigwidgeon

Noel2k9 wrote: »

Im a girl, not a guy. Kate knows me,!"!,


Guys cant get pregnant? Why not?

Exactly. Noel is just a nickname for Noleen. Duh.

Deedeecupcake

Noel2k9 wrote: »

Im a girl, not a guy. Kate knows me,!"!,


Guys cant get pregnant? Why not?

Shes Noelleen! Harsh much mr.apple.....

Screaminmidget

Worst playpen-thread EVER

hes not answering any of the questions :mad:

Jay P

kateos2 wrote: »

Exactly. Noel is just a nickname for Noleen. Duh.

After that song? "Noleen, Noleen, Noleen, NOLEEN!"

Dolly Parton wasn't it?

Deedeecupcake

Jay P wrote: »

After that song? "Noleen, Noleen, Noleen, NOLEEN!"

Dolly Parton wasn't it?

Noel was the woman who tried to steal her husband yes...Its not something she's proud of....

TrustedApple

Noel2k9 wrote: »

Im a girl, not a guy. Kate knows me,!"!,


Guys cant get pregnant? Why not?

Whos Kate ?

Dont have a clue why they cant get pregnant

and whos kate ?

unknown13

Grindylow

WHY DOES EVERYONE ASSUME IM A MAN? JUST BECAUSE I CANT MAKE A SANDWICH, IT DOES NOT MEAN I AM.NOT A WOMAN!



UGGGGGGH

Deedeecupcake

Why won't you answer my questions?? is it cos Im not called Sam?

Namlub

If you had to shift a guy, who would it be?

Pigwidgeon

Noel2k9 wrote: »

WHY DOES EVERYONE ASSUME IM A MAN? JUST BECAUSE I CANT MAKE A SANDWICH, IT DOES NOT MEAN I AM.NOT A WOMAN!



UGGGGGGH

There there it's ok. You make a mighty fine sandwich, and don't let anyone tell you otherwise.

Screaminmidget

Namlub wrote: »

If you had to shift a guy, who would it be?

:cool::cool::cool:

TrustedApple

Deedeecupcake Why won't you answer my questions?? is it cos Im not called Sam?

Because i have no idea what you are asking me

Guys i will answer Questions if you dont go of topic

Nublub

Never will i shift a guy

I Will ask you who is kate ?

Screaminmidget

I dont skip any i just dont know what you are asking me ?