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PK2008

<Link to 'outrageous' comment made by relatively unknown politician>

<Insert generalisation (with sectarian undertone) and roll eyes symbol>

*Await opportunity to espouse beliefs*

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Biggot

Agricola

Oh I love these threads, so meta.

<makes smart remark about the presence of yet another Northern thread>
<yawn>

Absurdum

Boards Says NO!

tommyhaas

PK2008 wrote: »

<Link to 'outrageous' comment made by relatively unknown politician>

<Insert generalisation (with sectarian undertone) and roll eyes symbol>

*Await opportunity to espouse beliefs*

You left out thread locked for breach of charter

also the mandatory 1st page Fr ted references, IBTL posts, and politics ---->

steddyeddy

sectarian cooment about sectarianisim

scientific1982

steddyeddy wrote: »

sectarian cooment about sectarianisim

Whats a cooment.

You forgot your </ > tags. Code doesn't work.

Son Of A Vidic

steddyeddy wrote: »

sectarian cooment about sectarianisim

scientific1982 wrote: »

Whats a cooment.

Militant pigeon speak/agitation.

Mike 1972

PK2008 wrote: »

<Link to 'outrageous' comment made by relatively unknown politician>

<Insert generalisation (with sectarian undertone) and roll eyes symbol>

*Await opportunity to espouse beliefs*

<Points out the problem is all down to themmuns being sectarian>

<Accuses anyone who points out the irony and hypocricy of the above statement of bigotry>

PK2008

<Insert pettiness>

Wolfe Tone

bloody sunday
Omagh
Gerry McCabe
Enniskillen
loyal ulster
6 counties
26 counties
ye west brit
ye barstool republican
ye terrorist
"brits should take over from FF"
pearse was a necrophiliac
SF are eeevvviiiiillllll
NO SURRENDER
leftie retards
1171
michael collins traitor
Orange order
1916
new flag
gfa
PSNI
peelers
stickies
occupation
warrenpoint



Think thats about it.

BluesBerry

Situation

Mike 1972

MUSSOLINI wrote: »

bloody sunday.....warrenpoint
Think thats about it.

You forgot Londonderry V's Derrylondon

Wolfe Tone

Mike 1972 wrote: »

You forgot Londonderry V's Derrylondon

Ah, well that goes without saying! :pac:

KeithAFC

Bobby sands, Hunger strike

**** on walls

PK2008

<Rhetorical 'what would *martyr name* say about this?' question>

Mike 1972

<Reminds everyone that Ulster consists of nine counties>

KeithAFC

13 apprentice boys

Wolfe Tone

gerry adams visits to the beach

Mike 1972

<Assumes everyone who speaks Gaelic is a Republican>
<Wonders what assumptions to make about people who speak German>

PK2008

<Link current Middle East conflicts with Ireland's past dominion status>

KeithAFC

MUSSOLINI wrote: »

gerry adams visits to the beach

lol. Should of heard his comments on the Nolan show about talking to the Unionists and saying its a small island, why not go watch some dancing, go for a walk on the beach.. :pac:

Mike 1972

PK2008 wrote: »

<Link current Middle East conflicts with Ireland's past dominion status>

<Adds Apartheid-era South Africa, Jim Crow-era South USA, Franco-era Basque country and Turkish-occupied Kurdistan for good measure>

PK2008 wrote: »

<Rhetorical 'what would *martyr name* say about this?' question>

<Refuses to entertain the possibility that someones beliefs might be incorrect if they were prepared to kill die for them>

Badgermonkey

Black & Tans burnt out my < Insert Family Member Here>

Micky Dolenz

*Subscribes to thread*

jd007

<yore ma joke>

PK2008

<labels poster as 'west brit' to undermine their statement and encourage others to define their core 'Irishness' as anti Britishness>

Mint Sauce

OP.

You mean the part of the island where road signs includ/remove the irish on them, yellow road markings appear/disappear, distances change from mph/kph to kph/mph, all depending on direction of travel.

What about it?

Mike 1972

<Gets accused of being a bigoted Westbrit and/or Loyalist by Nationalist poster>
...Some time later.......
<Gets accused of being a rabid Shinner and/or Terrorist apologist by Unionist poster>

PK2008

<Defends Ireland's World War 2 stance with British/Nazi comparison>

Mike 1972

<Claims that an dodgy election result from 1918 matters a lot more than any previous/subsequent dodgy election results while expecting to be taken fully seriously>

lugha

MUSSOLINI wrote: »

bloody sunday
Omagh
Gerry McCabe
Enniskillen
loyal ulster
6 counties
26 counties
ye west brit
ye barstool republican
ye terrorist
"brits should take over from FF"
pearse was a necrophiliac
SF are eeevvviiiiillllll
NO SURRENDER
leftie retards
1171
michael collins traitor
Orange order
1916
new flag
gfa
PSNI
peelers
stickies
occupation
warrenpoint



Think thats about it.

You forgot the 800 year famine. :eek:
Oh, and the queen's visit.

TheZohanS

<Finishes wishy washy argument with the word "fact" in the hope that his fuzzy logic won't be questioned>

PK2008

<confused by 'fact', googles fact but does not form satisfactory response in time so resorts to character assassination>

<Ad hominem>

<Ad hominem>

<Ad hominem>

Mike 1972

<Makes a almighty big deal about the inequity of the Act of Succession and the Monarchy in general as If scrapping any of these things tomorrow morning would actually change anyones mind about the desirability or otherwise of a United Ireland>

partyatmygaff

<Remembers original thread that the OP stole his thread idea from>

<Implies that Ireland should really be called British Isle No.2>

<Awaits anger of AH>

PK2008

<Retreats to moral safe ground by citing Bloody Sunday>