Who would you love to smack, right in the jaw?

Ghandee · 13-01-2011 8:07pm #1

Is there anyone you'd live to give a good fcuking smack to, if you could, and there were no repercussions, which person in the world would you like to bury your fist in to?

The person (or persons) can be famous or non famous. You can give a reason if you wish, but thats optional.

Mine, is that fcuking fat lipped, lispy hure Jamie Oliver! Fcuk its ionic he's a celebrity chef because when I see his floppy fcuking head on tv referring to scallions as 'bad boys' and potatoes as 'Mr Spud' it almost makes me throw up! I just wanna take that frying pan and ram it down his fat stupid neck!

:mad:

KeithAFC · 13-01-2011 8:09pm

Gerry Adams, Martin Mcguinness, Alex Maskey.

Giblet · 13-01-2011 8:10pm

You. Yes, you!

pagancornflake · 13-01-2011 8:10pm

Jeremy Clarkson, Richard Hammond, Bill O'Reilly.

iPlop · 13-01-2011 8:11pm

Gucky wrote: »

Mine, is that fcuking fat lipped, lispy hure Jamie Oliver! Fcuk its ionic he's a celebrity chef because when I see his floppy fcuking head on tv referring to scallions as 'bad boys' and potatoes as 'Mr Spud' it almost makes me throw up! I just wanna take that frying pan and ran it up down his fat stupid neck!

:mad:

The only person I've thought "you've a head like a chinese lantern" fcukin latern headed freak

Yawns · 13-01-2011 8:11pm

The 2 brians in FF

Blondini · 13-01-2011 8:11pm

Hur hur hur .. Bono

bla bla bla because U2 are crap bla bla...
etc etc

(I like U2)

Redlion · 13-01-2011 8:12pm

Julian Assange..he's just too damn smug for my liking

Jesus Wept · 13-01-2011 8:12pm

Ghandi

pagancornflake · 13-01-2011 8:13pm

Blondini wrote: »

Bono

because U2 are crap

(I like U2)

They are though

Ghandee · 13-01-2011 8:13pm

KeithAFC wrote: »

Gerry Adams, Martin Mcguinness, Alex Maskey.

I'll see you, and raise you, a sissy voiced Jeffrey Donaldson, a 'my wife rides anything with a penis, Peter Robinson, and that big ugly walking Corpse Paisley (snr or jnr, I'm not fussy)

orourkeda · 13-01-2011 8:14pm

Robbie Williams

Nodin · 13-01-2011 8:15pm

Redlion wrote: »

Julian Assange..he's just too damn smug for my liking

He is rather smug...more a candidate for a good 'pimp hand' though...

Lol26 · 13-01-2011 8:15pm

Brian Cowen, a girl in work and a stupid tool that keeps texting me, going on since 06 (I dont reply), some men are just THICK!!

darrcow · 13-01-2011 8:16pm

sooty and sweep the pair of bast*rds

KeithAFC · 13-01-2011 8:16pm

Gucky wrote: »

Every fcukin time.

If your so anti Irish, and anti Republican, no one is forcing you to live here.Lord knows the bigoted, racist, we hate everyone brigade of combat 18 over in England are always recruiting, away you go and be as pro fcuking British as you wish!

He asked the question, just give an honest answer.

Ghandee · 13-01-2011 8:17pm

Lol26 wrote: »

Brian Cowen, a girl in work and a stupid tool that keeps texting me, going on since 06 (I dont reply), some men are just THICK!!

What if it was a man with a big thick tool though

?

Jesus Wept · 13-01-2011 8:18pm

Gucky wrote: »

Every fcukin time.

If your so anti Irish, and anti Republican, no one is forcing you to live here.Lord knows the bigoted, racist, we hate everyone brigade of combat 18 over in England are always recruiting, away you go and be as pro fcuking British as you wish!

Disliking Sinn Fein makes one anti irish and pro British?
Pull the other one.

Kimono-Girl · 13-01-2011 8:19pm

nobody...

Jesus Wept · 13-01-2011 8:19pm

darrcow wrote: »

sooty and sweep the pair of bast*rds

If you could only pick one?

Fight_Night · 13-01-2011 8:19pm

Fedor Emelianenko and Mariusz Pudzianowski. Not because I don't like them but because I actually want to punch them just to see what happens.

In terms of people I dislike, I'd have to say Dave McSavage. Would probably smash a guitar over his face too while I'm at it.

policarp · 13-01-2011 8:20pm

Mr. Go Compere...

Lol26 · 13-01-2011 8:20pm

Gucky wrote: »

What if it was a man with a big thick tool though ?

OMG :eek: Filth....

bigwormbundoran · 13-01-2011 8:20pm

Maggie Thatcher - it might finally kill the cúnt too if i was lucky

Nodin · 13-01-2011 8:21pm

orourkeda wrote: »

Robbie Williams

Now that is a gob that was made to be clattered....

Yawns · 13-01-2011 8:21pm

I'd like to punch the OP because this is AH and noone has said it yet.

Fight_Night · 13-01-2011 8:22pm

Gucky wrote: »

Every fcukin time.

If your so anti Irish, and anti Republican, no one is forcing you to live here.Lord knows the bigoted, racist, we hate everyone brigade of combat 18 over in England are always recruiting, away you go and be as pro fcuking British as you wish!

solerina · 13-01-2011 8:22pm

every last one of the F***ing bankers who ruined this country and cost me yet another 93 euro in my wages this fortnight !!!!!! Line them up...............

Jesus Wept · 13-01-2011 8:23pm

Kimono-Girl wrote: »

nobody...

oh cmonnnnn.

Mary Kingston?

TeddyTedson · 13-01-2011 8:24pm

Dave McSavage, Gordon Ramsay and Neil Delamere. Disgusting human beings.

tbh · 13-01-2011 8:25pm

Stephen hawking

Yeah I went there

Ghandee · 13-01-2011 8:26pm

Kimono-Girl wrote: »

nobody...

Not even Simon Cowell? No?

Dustin the Turkey?

Or hows about the most evil man known to man.......

Nick, fcuking Cotton?

O-Deazy · 13-01-2011 8:26pm

I'd love to smack Paris Hilton, dunno why but she really does my head in!

Johnnio13 · 13-01-2011 8:27pm

George Hook and ray Foley

Cypher_sounds · 13-01-2011 8:27pm

John Terry

bonerm · 13-01-2011 8:27pm

S***** M****** . He gave me a hefty kick in the shin once when we were in secondary school for no good reason and I never got a chance to get even with him.

One day I'm gonna see him again he's gonna get knockout punch in the face somewhere dark and he's not even gonna know why it happened or who did it.

Ghandee · 13-01-2011 8:27pm

tbh wrote: »

Stephen hawking

Yeah I went there

What a smug know it all fcuker!:D

shadowcomplex · 13-01-2011 8:28pm

solerina wrote: »

every last one of the F***ing bankers who ruined this country and cost me yet another 93 euro in my wages this fortnight !!!!!! Line them up...............

Thats for the who would you like to shoot thread

sam34 · 13-01-2011 8:28pm

twink

arrogant, talentless, trashy, media-whoring bint

-Corkie- · 13-01-2011 8:28pm

Any Cnut of a politican and big fat bankers.

Lauder · 13-01-2011 8:29pm

KeithAFC wrote: »

Gerry Adams, Martin Mcguinness, Alex Maskey.

Don't forget that gombeen git Pierce Doherty!

My name is URL · 13-01-2011 8:29pm

Just people in general

TheZohanS · 13-01-2011 8:29pm

Rihanna.

shadowcomplex · 13-01-2011 8:30pm

Stephan Ireland

ascanbe · 13-01-2011 8:30pm

Scallions: just reminded me i have to pick up some of those bad-boys.

Cheap Thrills! · 13-01-2011 8:31pm

Sinead Desmond for some reason. Very, vain and self absorbed, mediocre twat, sitting on that morning sofa sucking in her cheeks and trying to sound down to earth.

She's just dislikeable, false and up herself.

fulhamfanincork · 13-01-2011 8:33pm

The Leaving cert for being tough and myself for not doing enough

Sgt.Peppers · 13-01-2011 8:34pm

BIFFO

FreudianSlippers · 13-01-2011 8:37pm

TheZohan wrote: »

Rihanna.

Too soon?

pow wow · 13-01-2011 8:37pm

Amanda Brunker and all of those chicks who 'present' that tripe showbiz show every day on TV3.

Ghandee · 13-01-2011 8:37pm

Bishop Brennan.

Wouldn't necessarily like to smack him, but he sure could do with a good kick up his arse!

Who would you love to smack, right in the jaw?

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