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  • 13-01-2011 1:09pm
    #1
    ronob
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17 ✭


    Can anyone tell me the easiest way to learn about hacking.I have limited computer knowledge but want to steal from criminals online.This is not a joke it is my current life plan.Any advice welcome.
    Thaank you


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  • #2
    chin_grin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,808 ✭✭✭✭chin_grin


    ronob wrote: »
    Can anyone tell me the easiest way to learn about hacking.I have limited computer knowledge but want to steal from criminals online.This is not a joke it is my current life plan.Any advice welcome.
    Thaank you

    Suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuure. ;)


  • #3
    rossc007
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 627 ✭✭✭rossc007


    Is this a joke?


  • #4
    ntlbell
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,288 ✭✭✭✭ntlbell


    Watch war games.


  • #5
    challengemaster
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,930 ✭✭✭✭challengemaster


    :D:D:D


  • #6
    n0brain3r
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 919 ✭✭✭n0brain3r


    If you need to ask I think you might be a little out of your depth already :eek:


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  • #7
    Cuddlesworth
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,012 ✭✭✭✭Cuddlesworth


    Lesson 1.

    Learning to speak in l33t. Hacking tools are all coded in L33t speak.

    Lesson 2.

    Move back in with your Parents. Hacking is best done from a secure and dark location. You parents will provide you with the necessary sustenance while you code mercilessly in l33t.

    Lesson 3

    Gain twenty Stone.

    Lesson 4

    Develop a ego to go with your weight gain. Can only be displayed through the keyboard though, mainly through IRC and message boards. Practise the following phrases.

    "You can't ban me you *&^%tard. I'm going to hack this place to ****"
    "Needs bewbs"
    "THERES BUTTER ON MY FACE!!!!!!!"
    "TLDR"
    "I'm going to hack your gmail account. What is it called?"



    Then you will be ready.


  • #8
    Khannie
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 37,485 ✭✭✭✭Khannie


    What a load of nonsense.


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