Dishwasher Salmon

Capt'n Midnight · 13-01-2011 12:56pm #1

http://www.wildlifenews.alaska.gov/index.cfm?adfg=wildlife_news.view_article&issue_id=40&articles_id=230

Take one small salmon, or a piece of salmon, wrap it well with aluminum foil (use at least two sheets), find a suitable rack in the dishwasher, insert, close the door and start the machine. There is no reason why you can’t wash your dishes at the same time. Just be sure the salmon is tightly wrapped.

The results? One moist and tender salmon, ready for eating. Simply remove from the dishwasher, open the foil carefully, place on a platter and serve. There will be no cooking odors at all.

Note: Much depends on the strength of your dishwasher and the cycles you use, as well as the size of the fish. A certain amount of experimenting is necessary. If one full cycle is not enough, simply run it again. Vegetables can be wrapped up and cooked at the same time.

You can do the washing and cooking at the same time

This is nearly as good as boiling water in a sugar bag over a fire when you are out and about.

What other cooking / energy saving / completely lazy bastard tips does anyone have ?

orourkeda · 13-01-2011 1:03pm

You could alway cook it properly and save the bother

iPlop · 13-01-2011 1:05pm

You should try putting your dirty dishes in the washing machine ,it doesn't work so good:o

Mr Magners · 13-01-2011 1:05pm

Capt'n Midnight wrote: »

http://www.wildlifenews.alaska.gov/index.cfm?adfg=wildlife_news.view_article&issue_id=40&articles_id=230

You can do the washing and cooking at the same time

This is nearly as good as boiling water in a sugar bag over a fire when you are out and about.

What other cooking / energy saving / completely lazy bastard tips does anyone have ?

What?

DrumSteve · 13-01-2011 1:05pm

If it worked for Cú Chulainn it's good enough for me.

Pherekydes · 13-01-2011 1:07pm

Capt'n Midnight wrote: »

What other cooking / energy saving / completely lazy bastard tips does anyone have ?

Ring the local Chinese. :pac:

Jake Rugby Walrus666 · 13-01-2011 1:10pm

With no natural predators these Dishwasher Salmon will multiply and with a population explosion will off-tilt the ecosystem you have introduced them into unnaturally. In time they will mutate. And inevitably kill us all.

Hope you're Happy.

Capt'n Midnight · 13-01-2011 1:10pm

Mr Magners wrote: »

What?

Sugar bag, the paper thing that 1 Kg of sugar comes in

put water in the bag
use a stick though holes in the top of the bag to hold it over a fire

wait a while for the water to boil

it's a very light weight kettle , you also need a lighter , but the twigs and sticks should be findable out doors anyway

chin_grin · 13-01-2011 1:11pm

Capt'n Midnight wrote: »

Sugar bag, the paper thing that 1 Kg of sugar comes in

put water in the bag

See bold and...................What?

evercloserunion · 13-01-2011 1:13pm

Sweet, now I can get rid of one of my wives.

NoDice · 13-01-2011 1:15pm

Capt'n Midnight wrote: »

Take one small salmon, or a piece of salmon, wrap it well with aluminum foil (use at least two sheets), find a suitable rack in the dishwasher, insert, close the door and start the machine. There is no reason why you can’t wash your dishes at the same time. Just be sure the salmon is tightly wrapped.

Giggity!

TheZohanS · 13-01-2011 1:16pm

Lovely...I'd say all the dishwasher tablet residue, dishwasher salt and dishwasher rinse-aid will really bring out the flavours of the salmon...

It's a wonder they don't make wetsuits out of tinfoil(using at least two sheets)...

Capt'n Midnight · 13-01-2011 1:20pm

chin_grin wrote: »

See bold and...................What?

LOL

Oh ye of little faith,

Only surprised you didn't point out the whole paper/fire thing too.

LowOdour · 13-01-2011 1:23pm

Paolo Tullio has spoken about this on the sean moncreiff show before....apparently works a treat!

chin_grin · 13-01-2011 1:27pm

Capt'n Midnight wrote: »

Only surprised you didn't point out the whole paper/fire thing too.

But but but it's even before you get to fire you have an element that's not supposed to be used that way! It was never meant to be used that way! Oh GAWD WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO THE WATER!??!?

But yeah, didn't get that far.

"You know on hotel rooms they have the 'do not disturb' sign?It's time to embrace the contraction. 'Do' ok I get to disturb this guy. 'Not' SH!T! I need to read faster!" - Mitch Hedburg.

whiskeyman · 13-01-2011 1:31pm

You'd probably need to de-scale the dishwasher after it...

maglite · 13-01-2011 1:47pm

Capt'n Midnight wrote: »

This is nearly as good as boiling water in a sugar bag over a fire when you are out and about.

That's just silly, paper cup FTW

13-01-2011 1:55pm

Jake Rugby Walrus666 wrote: »

With no natural predators these Dishwasher Salmon will multiply and with a population explosion will off-tilt the ecosystem you have introduced them into unnaturally. In time they will mutate. And inevitably kill us all.

Hope you're Happy.

Trying not to cry laughing here at work

:D

Funny thread lads keep it up!