weird question about sex

Goldenegg · 13-01-2011 1:11am #1

My neighbour next door died the other night ( we never saw her as we are only new to the area) and she is laid out in the house.

Tonight my boyfriend went to try and get a little rock and roll and I said no because I was a little freaked out that our neighbour was dead next door and we were going to be having sex.

He actually agreed at first sayin ''your right its a bit weird'' and then half hour later when mini him refused to go away he tried again!

Question is, would a person laid out next door put you off having sex?

KeithM89_old · 13-01-2011 1:12am

Youve clearly never done it in a graveyard :cool:

AlmightyCushion · 13-01-2011 1:12am

It'd turn me on more if anything.

Kimono-Girl · 13-01-2011 1:13am

you ever stop and think maybe dead people turn him on?

Dammit Almighty you are always 1 minute ahead of me :eek:

:pac:

Super-Rush · 13-01-2011 1:13am

Well its not like you're gonna wake her up or anything. Just do it.

admiralofthefleet · 13-01-2011 1:14am

AlmightyCushion wrote: »

It'd turn me on more if anything.

it would certainly raise a stiffy

FreudianSlippers · 13-01-2011 1:14am

I don't give a shít what's going on next door... I'm sexing.

FreudianSlippers · 13-01-2011 1:15am

super-rush wrote: »

Well its not like you're gonna wake her up or anything. Just do it.

OOH! Try to wake her up!

Craebear · 13-01-2011 1:15am

Make enough noise and you might wake the dead.

Princess Peach · 13-01-2011 1:15am

Or her ghost could come in, like that scene in Ghostbusters will Dan Aykroyd.

Threesome with a ghost could be hot.

admiralofthefleet · 13-01-2011 1:16am

use the corpse as a prop

Goldenegg · 13-01-2011 1:16am

Even though its an old house... the walls are very thin...

TimeToShine · 13-01-2011 1:17am

Shut up and do what he says.

AnonoBoy · 13-01-2011 1:17am

You boyfriend is posting in PI as we speak:

"So someone died near our house. We've never met her and don't know her but my girlfriend is using this as an excuse not to have sex.

Is she cheating on me?"

jd007 · 13-01-2011 1:18am

Make him a sandwich or something...

Alter-Ego · 13-01-2011 1:18am

The dirty git probably had a stiffy for the stiff next door.

Jake Rugby Walrus666 · 13-01-2011 1:19am

This is going to be noisey rock n'roll yeah. Put on a bit of a show for the next of kin.

teaholic · 13-01-2011 1:19am

Kimono-Girl wrote: »

Dammit Almighty you are always 1 minute ahead of me :eek:

:pac:

I think that would be a bigger problem rather than a wake next door!.....

starbelgrade · 13-01-2011 1:19am

Goldenegg wrote: »

Tonight my boyfriend went to try and get a little rock and roll and I said no because I was a little freaked out that our neighbour was dead next door and we were going to be having sex.

Lucky for him that you don't live near a graveyard.

Goldenegg · 13-01-2011 1:19am

AnonoBoy wrote: »

You boyfriend is posting in PI as we speak:

"So someone died near our house. We've never met her and don't know her but my girlfriend is using this as an excuse not to have sex.

Is she cheating on me?"

I have a headache!

admiralofthefleet · 13-01-2011 1:20am

i did not invent the internet for this faggotry

Kimono-Girl · 13-01-2011 1:20am

AnonoBoy wrote: »

You boyfriend is posting in PI as we speak:

"So someone died near our house. We've never met her and don't know her but my girlfriend is using this as an excuse not to have sex.

Is she cheating on me?"

i checked nothing so far, if he is not a boardsie he doesn't deserve her sex....

Princess Peach · 13-01-2011 1:21am

Goldenegg wrote: »

I have a headache!

ffs. Get off the internet, give him an old-fashioned and go to sleep for yourself! Stop using a dead woman as excuses.

For shame!

Goldenegg · 13-01-2011 1:22am

Kimono-Girl wrote: »

i checked nothing so far, if he is not a boardsie he doesn't deserve her sex....

I actually dont think he knows this site exists!!

alwaysadub · 13-01-2011 1:22am

Go next door and have sex on their table. It'll help take their mind off their bereavement.

Dudess · 13-01-2011 1:24am

Friend of mine had sex in a funeral parlour.

Holybejaysus · 13-01-2011 1:25am

If your bf works in a mortuary.....start asking questions.

Goldenegg · 13-01-2011 1:26am

Princess Peach wrote: »

ffs. Get off the internet, give him an old-fashioned and go to sleep for yourself! Stop using a dead woman as excuses.

For shame!

I was obviously joking about the headache... :rolleyes:

I was just asking a question on what would someone do in that situation?

I can see the pattern... I might just roll with it!

Dudess · 13-01-2011 1:28am

Goldenegg wrote: »

Question is, would a person laid out next door put you off having sex?

Don't see why it should. The only time it's disrespectful to have sex is when it affects others negatively (and that doesn't include making them jealous if they're not getting any) although some might argue there are times it's disrespectful even if it's not affecting anyone directly, e.g. in a funeral parlour... :pac:

Matter of opinion I suppose...

LukeS_ · 13-01-2011 1:31am

They're dead... what's the big deal? She's hardly going to be listening in up against the wall... Maybe that's how she died..? Too much for her poor old ears. :rolleyes:

Sharpshooter · 13-01-2011 1:41am

Goldenegg wrote: »

My neighbour next door died the other night , and she is laid out in the house.

Goldenegg wrote: »

I have a headache!

Don't tell him that, he might go next door!

Tar.Aldarion · 13-01-2011 1:41am

bf hating life right now

LambsEye · 13-01-2011 1:42am

Go for it. Sure you never know, it might liven her up.

Hweh Hweh Hweh.

hondasam · 13-01-2011 1:46am

Goldenegg wrote: »

My neighbour next door died the other night ( we never saw her as we are only new to the area) and she is laid out in the house.

Tonight my boyfriend went to try and get a little rock and roll and I said no because I was a little freaked out that our neighbour was dead next door and we were going to be having sex.

He actually agreed at first sayin ''your right its a bit weird'' and then half hour later when mini him refused to go away he tried again!

Question is, would a person laid out next door put you off having sex?

women play dead all the time but it never stops the man having a go

Thats the nature of the beast.

MardiB · 13-01-2011 1:48am

Goldenegg wrote: »

Even though its an old house... the walls are very thin...

If you're a loud moaner go for it, that's gonna lead to all kinds of freakiness next door:D

--LOS-- · 13-01-2011 1:50am

think your bf mixing up sympathy and empathy with his stiffy

DJKendo · 13-01-2011 1:50am

pics or gtfo...the sex that is

Trog · 13-01-2011 1:56am

DJKendo wrote: »

pics or gtfo...the sex that is

meh, either or...

The_B_Man · 13-01-2011 1:58am

Goldenegg wrote: »

I was obviously joking about the headache... :rolleyes:

I was just asking a question on what would someone do in that situation?

I can see the pattern... I might just roll with it!

lol i think boards just got some bloke laid!

LukeS_ · 13-01-2011 2:00am

The_B_Man wrote: »

lol i think boards just got some bloke laid!

Cheers to that!

lol.

hondasam · 13-01-2011 2:02am

The_B_Man wrote: »

lol i think boards just got some bloke laid!

nah Id say he has gone solo at this stage :pac:

KeithM89_old · 13-01-2011 2:02am

The_B_Man wrote: »

lol i think boards just got some bloke laid!

Looks like our work here is done...
*stretches arms*

Go team!

ArtSmart · 13-01-2011 2:05am

Goldenegg wrote: »

I was obviously joking about the headache... :rolleyes:

I was just asking a question on what would someone do in that situation?

I can see the pattern... I might just roll with it!

if you're seriously making decisions about your sex life based on boardsie responses - you have my 'deepest sympathies'.

Trog · 13-01-2011 2:06am

ArtSmart wrote: »

if you're seriously making decisions about your sex life based on boardsie responses - you have my 'deepest sympathies'.

If she's making sex life decisions based on boardsie responses we have a major civil threat on our hands.

FreudianSlippers · 13-01-2011 2:07am

Especially because I've been posting on sleeping pills and wine this evening

nialeon · 13-01-2011 2:09am

What ur guy should be more worried about is u called his penis "mini".....now if i was him it would be never mind the dead person next door....is she making an excuse cause im not up to scratch!!! dear god woman you may have kicked him in the balls !!!!! twice..give him the boards sympaty

LukeS_ · 13-01-2011 2:09am

Boards - getting men laid since the dawn of time.

hondasam · 13-01-2011 2:10am

OisinT wrote: »

Especially because I've been posting on sleeping pills and wine this evening

That explains why you are not as sharp as usual :pac:

FreudianSlippers · 13-01-2011 2:11am

hondasam wrote: »

That explains why you are not as sharp as usual :pac:

I do feel fuzzy... gonna finish this episode of Grand Designs then go to bed

Goldenegg · 13-01-2011 2:14am

Ha Ha guys! Dont worry im old enough to be making my own decisions.... He was asleep anyway! Im just a night owl!

He'll get it in the morning!;)

Night y'all!

ArtSmart · 13-01-2011 2:15am

Goldenegg wrote: »

Ha Ha guys! Dont worry im old enough to be making my own decisions.... He was asleep anyway! Im just a night owl!

He'll get it in the morning!;)

Night y'all!

lucky guy.

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