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The Wife

  • 11-01-2011 7:55am
    #1
    Seloth
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,039 ✭✭✭


    is with the postman


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  • #2
    stoneill
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,609 ✭✭✭stoneill


    Does he have a large package to give her?


  • #3
    Uriel.
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,062 ✭✭✭Uriel.


    Thought id drop in and say ....Stupid thread!!!


  • #4
    Jesus Wept
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    How many times did he knock?


  • #5
    Seloth
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,039 ✭✭✭Seloth


    Unfortunately it was express mail :(


  • #6
    Kasabian
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,688 ✭✭✭Kasabian


    Seloth wrote: »
    Unfortunately it was express mail :(

    So he made you sign after he delivered. Harsh man harsh.


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  • #7
    bonerm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,595 ✭✭✭bonerm


    The-Rigger wrote: »
    How many times did he knock?

    Twice I bet. Once at the front and again on the back door.


  • #8
    swarm.of.bees
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 56 ✭✭swarm.of.bees


    So long as there was still something in his sack when he left... oo-er missus...


  • #9
    bonerm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,595 ✭✭✭bonerm


    Apparently he slipped a french letter into her mailbox and she was delighted with the contents.


  • #10
    FatherLen
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    i'm bangin her too.


  • #11
    AntiMatter
    Closed Accounts Posts: 447 ✭✭AntiMatter


    Did he leave something in her letterbox?


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  • #12
    NothingMan
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    PENIS.


  • #13
    Kiera
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,130 ✭✭✭✭Kiera


    Do you even have a wife?


  • #14
    DooglePlex
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5 ✭DooglePlex


    New to this...maybe someone can help me. Is this supposed to be funny?


  • #15
    trad
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,696 ✭✭✭trad


    I don't suppose when your wife asked about giving the postman a christmas box you said "fcuk him"


  • #16
    Mint Sauce
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,293 ✭✭✭✭Mint Sauce


    Seloth wrote: »
    is with the postman

    He was early, sure it wasn't the milkman.


  • #17
    jimthemental
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,004 ✭✭✭jimthemental


    Those new shorts didn't stay on him long!


  • #18
    [Deleted User]
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    Shame it wasn't the milkman - free milk!


  • #19
    pow wow
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,288 ✭✭✭pow wow


    trad wrote: »
    I don't suppose when your wife asked about giving the postman a christmas box you said "fcuk him"

    No, she just decided to give him her box instead.


  • #20
    phill106
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,826 ✭✭✭phill106


    LOUD NOISES!


  • #21
    WindSock
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    Did he walk out and forget his feckin trousers?


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  • #22
    Biggins
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    Seloth wrote: »
    The wife is with the postman

    The grey man holds the key to the secret!

    Shush, don't tell anyone! :cool:


  • #23
    pebbles21
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,817 ✭✭✭pebbles21


    I met my old postman( who retired recently )in the local pub..........he said he had every woman in my apartment block apart from one

    I went back and told the wife .....and she said that must have been that snobby cow in 122 :eek:


  • #24
    fedor.2.
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,944 ✭✭✭fedor.2.


    DooglePlex wrote: »
    New to this...maybe someone can help me. Is this supposed to be funny?

    No, its deadly serious. :rolleyes:noob


  • #25
    yermandan
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,068 ✭✭✭yermandan


    Genius


  • #26
    fedor.2.
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,944 ✭✭✭fedor.2.


    yermandan wrote: »
    Genius

    I presume you meant me:)


  • #27
    youcancallmeal
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,066 ✭✭✭youcancallmeal


    I think what the op is trying to say is that he caught the postman sticking his penis in his wifes vagina. So shocked and lost for words is the op he can only tell us what has happened and hope that someone will offer some comforting words.


  • #28
    no1beemerfan
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,714 ✭✭✭no1beemerfan


    youcancallme>al wrote: »
    I think what the op is trying to say is that he caught the postman sticking his penis in his wifes vagina. So shocked and lost for words is the op he can only tell us what has happened and hope that someone will offer some comforting words.


    Can I have a go???


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