What do you wear in bed?

JupiterKid

Well, what to AHers wear in the sack?

I wear nothing. I hate the idea of pyjamas - I think they're only for children.

The only thing I would possibly wear in bed would be a condom...

Potential-Monke

I wear my lad in my hand

eagle10

Michael Jackson Pyjamas

Rds1989

i wear your mother as a sock on my cock

TanG411

I wear my sleepy clothes.

eagle10

Rds1989 wrote: »

i wear your mother as a sock on my cock

Nasty

epgc3fyqirnbsx

nothin'
Seriously, even if I wear a pair of jocks I'll wake up naked
Was never too popular in hostels as a result

Dont know how you can wear anything in the leaba, it's like a restriction on the ultimate comfort one can have

-Trek-

JupiterKid wrote: »

The only thing I would possibly wear in bed would be a condom...

Every night?

smk89

Potential-Monke wrote: »

I wear my lad in my hand

Can you imagine Father, looking up at your husband, and him standing over you with his lad in his hand, wanting you to degrade yourself?
God almighty can you imagine that Father? Can you picture it there Father? Oh get a good mental picture of it.
Can you see him there? Ready to do the business?

Tar.Aldarion

I sleep naked. Once you d it you can't go back, so much better. And so much easier to do some things. Naked maths etc.

eagle10

smk89 wrote: »

Can you imagine Father, looking up at your husband, and him standing over you with his lad in his hand, wanting you to degrade yourself?
God almighty can you imagine that Father? Can you picture it there Father? Oh get a good mental picture of it.
Can you see him there? Ready to do the business?

Ride me sideways was another one

alwaysadub

Pyjamas. Can't sleep naked.

kwestfan08

A splash of aftershave is about the height of it

starbelgrade

I wear a nightgown, a sleeping cap & a monicle.

Rabble Rabble

teeshirt and boxers. i find it easier to not have to dress to go for a pee.

KeithM89_old

A tuxedo and gimp mask.

Potential-Monke

smk89 wrote: »

Can you imagine Father, looking up at your husband, and him standing over you with his lad in his hand, wanting you to degrade yourself?
God almighty can you imagine that Father? Can you picture it there Father? Oh get a good mental picture of it.
Can you see him there? Ready to do the business?

I think i just wet myself! :

eagle10

KeithM89 wrote: »

A tuxedo and gimp mask.

Are you Brian Cowen?

Shryke

Cold as it is, a t-shirt and boxers and socks. Otherwise, just boxers.

hondasam

JupiterKid wrote: »

Well, what to AHers wear in the sack?

I wear nothing. I hate the idea of pyjamas - I think they're only for children.

The only thing I would possibly wear in bed would be a condom...[/QUOTE]

posh **** in bed ?

eagle10

hondasam wrote: »

JupiterKid wrote: »

Well, what to AHers wear in the sack?

I wear nothing. I hate the idea of pyjamas - I think they're only for children.

The only thing I would possibly wear in bed would be a condom...[/QUOTE]

posh **** in bed ?

Keeps the sheets clean:eek:

starbelgrade

Potential-Monke wrote: »

I think i just wet myself! :

You should watch Father Ted.

You'd be irrigated!

smk89

Potential-Monke wrote: »

I think i just wet myself! :

So its a diaper in bed for you then

-Trek-

Potential-Monke wrote: »

I think i just wet myself! :

Thats why you wear clothes in bed, much easier to clean up.

arybvtcw0eolkf

Nothing at all, winter and summer. Feels great.

epgc3fyqirnbsx

Ryleigh Thundering Cap wrote: »

Nothing at all, winter and summer. Feels great.

BS. I saw your bakini dude

starbelgrade

Ryleigh Thundering Cap wrote: »

Nothing at all, winter and summer. Feels great.

From what I've seen, you don't wear anything at all.

Unless an MS Paint bra & thong counts as clothes!

JupiterKid

I can't understand why anyone would wear clothes in bed. It makes no sense at all.

I only wear a condom when I have "intimate" company...;)

arybvtcw0eolkf

starbelgrade wrote: »

From what I've seen, you don't wear anything at all.

Bitch, you said you wouldn't talk :mad:

Degag

Nothing most of the time, but if it's cold i'll wear a tshirt and boxers.

starbelgrade

Ryleigh Thundering Cap wrote: »

Bitch, you said you wouldn't talk :mad:

Talk is cheap dude... even cheaper than your lingerie.

Potential-Monke

smk89 wrote: »

So its a diaper in bed for you then

I wear pull-ups thank you, i'm a big boy now.

And i know Ted, it's just that it's been a while since i heard that particular quote!

KnifeWRENCH

Usually just boxers but I'll throw on an old tshirt and a pair of pyjama legs if it's cold.

starbelgrade

KnifeWRENCH wrote: »

Usually just boxers but I'll throw on an old tshirt and a pair of pyjama legs if it's cold.

Just the legs?

That's odd.

What do you do with the rest of the pyjamas?

KeithM89_old

I know a guy who wears shoes to bed. No joke.
..freak

wurzlitzer

Nothing...
except a T-shirt
I never bought PJs

wurzlitzer

KeithM89 wrote: »

I know a guy who wears shoes to bed. No joke.
..freak

Did you ask him why?

starbelgrade

KeithM89 wrote: »

I know a guy who wears shoes to bed. No joke.
..freak

Coming from a man who wears a tuxedo & a gimp mask to bed, that's pretty rich.

The Highwayman

nothing


(maybe socks if its very cold

KeithM89_old

wurzlitzer wrote: »

Did you ask him why?

Somethin about fear of his house going on fire and wanting to be ready

starbelgrade wrote: »

Coming from a man who wears a tuxedo & a gimp mask to bed, that's pretty rich.

Like you dont do the same...

-Trek-

KeithM89 wrote: »

I know a guy who wears shoes to bed. No joke.
..freak

That is hardcore right there

wurzlitzer

So Keith
you said that he had a fear of his house going on fire and wanting to be ready

So he was one of those guys that were born ready..

Did he make sure that he knew where his house keys were in the event of a fire?

KeithM89_old

What am i his mother?? I dont know!!:D
Hes a bit weird in all fairness

hondasam

KeithM89 wrote: »

What am i his mother?? I dont know!!:D
Hes a bit weird in all fairness

Are you sharing his bed

or just his shoes.

wurzlitzer

Trekmad wrote: »

That is hardcore right there

Not really if was so security conscious
depends on the style he wore...
if they were a pair of Kitten heels? it would be really weird
Then again kitten heels would not be very efficient "get out the house is on fire!" footwear

it reminds me of the film "the runaway bride"

I presume he wore the full pyjama set as well as the shoes

KeithM89_old

hondasam wrote: »

Are you sharing his bed

or just his shoes.

:rolleyes:
Im too tired to think of my usual unfunny comeback so il get ya tomorrow

KnifeWRENCH

starbelgrade wrote: »

Just the legs?

That's odd.

What do you do with the rest of the pyjamas?

There is no "rest", you just buy them separately. Pair I have were like €4 in Tesco or something and they're fierce comfy.
Would never buy "full" pyjamas - they just look weird on anyone past the age of 10. (unless you're in hospital or something. Then it's ok.)

KeithM89 wrote: »

I know a guy who wears shoes to bed. No joke.
..freak

:eek:
Dear God! I can't even wear socks in bed because it feels too weird. But wearing SHOES? That's just madness.

hondasam

KeithM89 wrote: »

:rolleyes:
Im too tired to think of my usual unfunny comeback so il get ya tomorrow

you will have to be up early to catch me

KeithM89_old

hondasam wrote: »

you will have to be up early to catch me

Ah screw that then...:rolleyes:

wurzlitzer

KeithM89 wrote: »

:rolleyes:
Im too tired to think of my usual unfunny comeback so il get ya tomorrow

:D:D

Off to bed with ya...
with your 24hr shoe wearing friend

night:)

hondasam

KeithM89 wrote: »

Ah screw that then...:rolleyes:

you can screw your shoe wearing friend

nite