Peanut butter

TeddyTedson · 08-01-2011 3:00am #1

Are you for or against peanut butter?
I myself am all for it.

Jesus Wept · 08-01-2011 3:00am

Agin.

alwaysadub · 08-01-2011 3:01am

Hate the stuff. Always have. Yuck.

KnifeWRENCH · 08-01-2011 3:01am

For, but only smooth. Don't like the texture of nuts so the crunchy one isn't for me.

Peanut butter and cheese go oddly well together....

4zn76tysfajdxp · 08-01-2011 3:02am

I'm for peanut butter but I don't think it should be taught in schools.

TeddyTedson · 08-01-2011 3:02am

KnifeWRENCH wrote: »

For, but only smooth. Don't like the texture of nuts so the crunchy one isn't for me.

Peanut butter and cheese go oddly well together....

Can anyone confirm or deny this?

Raffo69 · 08-01-2011 3:03am

I get a cravin 4 it about once a year. Then I love it for a couple of weeks & never eat it again for about another year

Cheap Thrills! · 08-01-2011 3:03am

I am utterly AGAINST this revolting ABOMINATION that masquerades as food :mad:*

*spits contemptuously on floor of AH and flounces off to ranting and raving self righteously*

Ghandee · 08-01-2011 3:05am

Peanut butter, its the food of Gods! I love it!

Marmite however, tastes like our cats hole!(allegedly)

Ruu_Old · 08-01-2011 3:05am

For! It is a great source of protein and essential fat.

starbelgrade · 08-01-2011 3:07am

Anyone who doesn't like peanut butter is a freak of nature.

mixed up · 08-01-2011 3:08am

KnifeWRENCH wrote: »

For, but only smooth. Don't like the texture of nuts so the crunchy one isn't for me.

Peanut butter and cheese go oddly well together....

What? do your not like them brown nuts in your mouth

Cheap Thrills! · 08-01-2011 3:09am

I suppose we need a vomit substitute for films/plays/theatre......peanut butter; pre-mixed convenient vomit in a jar!

Schism · 08-01-2011 3:10am

Peanuts and butter together in one handy paste, how can you possibly lose? Peanut butter is amazing, thread is moot. :pac:

Nephew · 08-01-2011 3:11am

TeddyTedson wrote: »

Can anyone confirm or deny this?

I've never actually had peanut butter, but one drunken night I had buttered crackers with cheese and kp nuts and it was delicious.

MultiUmm · 08-01-2011 3:14am

I've never had peanut butter. I saw a jar in Lidl once, it looked like stale mayonnaise. :eek:

TeddyTedson · 08-01-2011 3:14am

Ruu wrote: »

For! It is a great source of protein and essential fat.

Do you buy from the health shop?

starbelgrade · 08-01-2011 3:17am

MultiUmm wrote: »

I've never had peanut butter. I saw a jar in Lidl once, it looked like stale mayonnaise. :eek:

Mmm. Stale Mayonaisse.

Fizman · 08-01-2011 3:17am

Fckin love the stuff.

Fizman · 08-01-2011 3:19am

starbelgrade wrote: »

Mmm. Stale Mayonaisse.

You just know there are people out there who call it stayonaisse.

Fly High · 08-01-2011 3:19am

Peanut butter & Jam & Nutella in a toasted sangich, nom nom nom...

4zn76tysfajdxp · 08-01-2011 3:19am

Fizman wrote: »

You just know there are people out there who call it stayonaisse.

Or male.

starbelgrade · 08-01-2011 3:20am

Bryant Uptight Viking wrote: »

Or male.

Maleonaisse.

Jesus Wept · 08-01-2011 3:21am

I'm all about the plumpy'nut.

Fizman · 08-01-2011 3:22am

Bryant Uptight Viking wrote: »

Or male.

starbelgrade wrote: »

Maleonaisse.

Mayoalenaisse.

Cheap Thrills! · 08-01-2011 3:23am

sick SICK!! well it's truly horrible stuff but some people like it.

What other things do other people like that you reckon is horrible?

I'll start

No no NO reallly!! I WILL!!! I know I'm so modest normally!......

blerdy blahdy bler blahh

*something interesting and exiting transpires in the background*

wurzlitzer · 08-01-2011 3:26am

only like panda peanut butter on dry toast...

not on untoasted bread though tooooooooooo doughy

marmite and vegamite yuck:eek:

4zn76tysfajdxp · 08-01-2011 3:27am

Bryant Uptight Viking wrote: »

Or male.

starbelgrade wrote: »

Maleonaisse.

Fizman wrote: »

Mayoalenaisse.

Malaise.

wurzlitzer · 08-01-2011 3:29am

Nutella on toast....and the jars it comes in can used as glasses
I bet the aul peanut butter thread gets resurrected regularly

unknown13 · 08-01-2011 3:33am

Peanut Butter and Strawberry Jam: Great combination.

KnifeWRENCH · 08-01-2011 3:35am

Cheap Thrills! wrote: »

What other things do other people like that you reckon is horrible?

Ketchup, mayonaise, coleslaw, baked beans...

Don't get how anyone eats any of that vile, disgusting crap.

Fizman · 08-01-2011 3:37am

Bryant Uptight Viking wrote: »

Or male.

starbelgrade wrote: »

Maleonaisse.

Fizman wrote: »

Mayoalenaisse.

Bryant Uptight Viking wrote: »

Malaise.

Ass rolos.

Jose Jones · 08-01-2011 3:40am

Crunchy peanut butter is the way forward.

none of that smooth talking ****e.

Hank Scorpio · 08-01-2011 3:45am

love, and i love you op

Cheap Thrills! · 08-01-2011 4:02am

KnifeWRENCH wrote: »

Ketchup, mayonaise, coleslaw, baked beans...

Don't get how anyone eats any of that vile, disgusting crap.

I LOVE those things. I love savoury stuff. EXCEPT PEANUT BUTTER!!!

But I HATE lots of sweet stuff, it's MUCK including ESPECIALLY:

Straberry jam
Strawberry yoghurt
Strawberrry flavoured anything
Strawberries
By association any suspiciously strawberry flavoured food.
Fruit if it is adulterated in any way.
Dried fruit (dry wretches)
Blended fruit
Fruit of the forest
Any dessert featuring fruit which has been tampered with, especially boiled with sugar added *vomits*
Anything that looks like red/pink/purple coloured fruit in any type of fruit 'sauce' configuration.
YUK
YUK
YUK

I will not eat creamy 'treats' if they are pink or purple.

NO. I KNOW there are strawberries or worse in there. So. NO.

TeddyTedson · 08-01-2011 4:03am

nuxxx wrote: »

love, and i love you op

scissor?

wurzlitzer · 08-01-2011 4:09am

coleslaw :eek:

you can scissor that and all..

coleslaw has no place in thread with peanut butter
raw vegetables in stale malaise

Jimmy Garlic · 08-01-2011 4:13am

I think Lidl peanut butter is superior to any other.. It is good stuff.

wurzlitzer · 08-01-2011 4:14am

Panda Panda Panda
crunchy crunchy crunchy

night all

James T Kirk · 08-01-2011 4:28am

Once there's peanut butter, bread, alcohol and smokes in my house, I know there's no need to go outdoors.

Check me out, laydeez! :cool:

Tar.Aldarion · 08-01-2011 4:41am

it's failonaise tbh

Caitlinn · 08-01-2011 4:53am

I, personally, am in favour of peanut butter. Especially when it comes in the form of Hershey's Peanut Butter Cups. They're morish - nom nom nom.

Jose Jones · 08-01-2011 5:07am

when i bite into a peanut butter sambo and realise it's that smooth muck it's like when i listen to me clannad compilation and bono starts singing half way through one of the songs and i just know it's time to press pause and reavaluate my life.

yoshytoshy · 08-01-2011 5:10am

Trying to remember what it tastes like ,reminds me of caramac bars for some reason

Tar.Aldarion · 08-01-2011 5:15am

It's so dry, ewww.

Lust4Life · 08-01-2011 5:25am

Tar, did you have a "Peanut butter Incident" in your early days that put you off it?

Best when melting on hot fresh toast. Yum!

Tar.Aldarion · 08-01-2011 5:30am

had it on bread, no butter. EWWW dry.

Lust4Life · 08-01-2011 5:33am

Ah, but My Dear, like most things, if you try it in a different way, it might be more appealing!

Tar.Aldarion · 08-01-2011 5:37am

Ah it's ok tasting, just not on it's own.

shinikins · 08-01-2011 5:41am

love the stuff-eat it every day as a child. Except the day my Nana made me a peanutbutter, sandwich with butter on the bread......gag!!!

Real peanutbutter has NO butter in it btw. You can make it yourself easy just grind peanuts up until they make a paste. Tadaaa!!!!!!

thebigleap · 08-01-2011 6:04am

I remember Sesame Street as a kid, there was a lot of talk about peanut butter and jelly sandwiches, it sounded so good and I always wanted to try one. Years later I did and....bleuch! Horrible stuff, but the kids love it and it's convenient for a quick lunch. Plus it's cheap...

Peanut butter with sliced apples (Golden Delicious preferably) is pretty good though. That's the only way I can eat the stuff.

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