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Your best-worst claim to fame tale?

  • 07-01-2011 9:31am
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    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 441 ✭✭godscop


    Mine is i once had a few pints with Heath ledger in New York. He was really cool and a great laugh.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,650 ✭✭✭sensibleken


    I am for my sins related to both the archbishop of dublin and the guy who owned sprocket in fragle rock


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 18,966 ✭✭✭✭syklops


    I'm related to Liv Tyler and by being related to her, to Steve Tyler.

    My Grandfathers Brother, on the run from the English because he was in the IRA fled to america where he had 3 children. One of them had 2 daughters, one of the daughters married a guy whose Uncle is Liv Tylers Stepdad.

    I am also related to various famous IRA people from about 70 years ago.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 18,966 ✭✭✭✭syklops


    I am for my sins related to both the archbishop of dublin and the guy who owned sprocket in fragle rock

    Wouldn't it be cool if Sprocket was related to the Bishop of Cork(The greyhound from Glenroe)??


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭AnonoBoy


    I once managed to coerce a duck that was owned by Mel Brooks into stealing some bread for me out of a Subway sandwich shop in Miami.

    He was later arrested, roasted and eaten with orange sauce.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,812 ✭✭✭✭sbsquarepants


    syklops wrote: »
    I'm related to Liv Tyler and by being related to her, to Steve Tyler.

    My Grandfathers Brother, on the run from the English because he was in the IRA fled to america where he had 3 children. One of them had 2 daughters, one of the daughters married a guy whose Uncle is Liv Tylers Stepdad.

    I am also related to various famous IRA people from about 70 years ago.

    I wouldn't care if she was my sister. I still would!:D

    This thread has me thinking, i have absolutely no claim to fame, nothing whatsoever. Sh1t!!!!!:(


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,808 ✭✭✭FatherLen


    syklops wrote: »
    My Grandfathers Brother, on the run from the English because he was in the IRA fled to america where he had 3 children. One of them had 2 daughters, one of the daughters married a guy whose Uncle is Liv Tylers Stepdad.
    oh yeah well my neighbours uncles cousin once had sex with a guy that knew the girl who walked the dog of brad pitt.
    so there.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,941 ✭✭✭thebigbiffo


    i once slapped noirin kellys (of big brother fames) arse - thats the worst one.

    i used to work in a theatre and met some really famous irish and international actors. whoever said mick lally was a real nice humble fella after he died was lying through their arse - he was an uppity wanker imo...still, RIP though.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,160 ✭✭✭Kimono-Girl


    My best-worst claim to fame is

    i am miley cyrus!

    i had the best of three worlds!


    bad enough for you?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,543 ✭✭✭JerryHandbag


    I met Father Stone outta Fr.Ted. I was gonna buy him a drink but he said "No, I'm fine thanks"


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,333 ✭✭✭gaz wac


    I was at a wedding in Jerry Bruckheimer's malibu beach house !


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,775 ✭✭✭✭kfallon


    I have won the Epsom Derby 3 times and have been Champion Jockey in the UK on no less than 6 occasions!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,653 ✭✭✭Ghandee


    Well, I once met Evander Hollyfield in a pub, I offered him a pint, but he said "its ok I've one ear!"


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,225 ✭✭✭JCDUB


    Hmmm, once I met a decidedly arrogant and decidedly unimpressive Henry Shefflin in a very famous establishment in Kilkenny.

    He was acting like an arrogant juvenile secondary school jock trying to impress his friends by shouting for service at the bar and generally being rude.

    So I told him I'd like a photo, got him to line up and pose with his friends, and then took out my cigarette box, held it up like a camera and clicked my lighter beside it for the flash.

    It took him a while to realise what was going on, but when his friends and others pissed themselves laughing at him he eventually copped it and became suitably embarrassed. Not too bright is our Henry..


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,036 ✭✭✭murphym7


    syklops wrote: »
    I'm related to Liv Tyler and by being related to her, to Steve Tyler.

    My Grandfathers Brother, on the run from the English because he was in the IRA fled to america where he had 3 children. One of them had 2 daughters, one of the daughters married a guy whose Uncle is Liv Tylers Stepdad.

    I am also related to various famous IRA people from about 70 years ago.

    Hate to tell you - you aint related to the Tylers. Someone related to you is related by marriage in a far distant kind of way to someone who is in fact still not related as they are a step dad.

    Try again.:)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 845 ✭✭✭yupyup7up


    Jimmy Carr is my second cousin... :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,775 ✭✭✭✭kfallon


    yupyup7up wrote: »
    Jimmy Carr is my second cousin... :)

    Sorry for your troubles...... :pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,163 ✭✭✭yeppydeppy


    I was once on Jerry Ryan's secrets as a walk on.





















    oh yeah, and my brother is the laughing guy from last years Curry's TV ad.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,397 ✭✭✭✭FreudianSlippers


    I was in an ad once when I was a teenager and living in the US.

    It was for tyres and they made me act like a total bollox. BTW it was around the time of the first Fast and Furious film... so you could imagine what it was like :(


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 17,918 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    My best-worst claim to fame is

    i am miley cyrus!

    i had the best of three worlds!


    bad enough for you?

    Can I finger you please?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,526 ✭✭✭m@cc@


    I'm related to Father Jimmy Ranable.

    Remember the Drumshanbo massacre? That was him.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,984 ✭✭✭Degag


    orourkeda wrote: »
    Can I finger you please?
    ^^^^^
    This. Anally though.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,526 ✭✭✭m@cc@


    Degag wrote: »
    ^^^^^
    This. Anally though.

    You've two hands......


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,555 ✭✭✭✭AckwelFoley


    I was arrested and subsequently questioned in Europes busiest police station.


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    OisinT wrote: »
    I was in an ad once when I was a teenager and living in the US.

    It was for tyres and they made me act like a total bollox. BTW it was around the time of the first Fast and Furious film... so you could imagine what it was like :(

    Is it on YouTube?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 34,216 ✭✭✭✭listermint


    Went to school with the guy texting the em, fat chick off the meteor ad. (christmas one)


    My Uncle did not arrange for the famous Helicopter to drop into Mountjoy prison yard.. or did he....


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,397 ✭✭✭✭FreudianSlippers


    Is it on YouTube?
    I could never find it, no.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,984 ✭✭✭Degag


    m@cc@ wrote: »
    You've two hands......
    Not really into fisting....


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 356 ✭✭Alan_007_


    I was once the youngest person in the world.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,351 ✭✭✭Orando Broom


    Drank a pint with Fabien Barthez. He smoked one of my Carroll's. He seemed to enjoy it. Limited English.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,555 ✭✭✭✭AckwelFoley


    I was the number one choice goal keeper fro mountbellew argicultural colleges indoor football team


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,264 ✭✭✭✭jester77


    I lived for 4 years in Limerick and didn't get stabbed


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 441 ✭✭godscop


    Drank a pint with Fabien Barthez. He smoked one of my Carroll's. He seemed to enjoy it. Limited English.

    Did he spill it ?


  • Moderators, Business & Finance Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 9,763 Mod ✭✭✭✭ToxicPaddy


    apparently I'm related to James Hoban, the chap who designed the White House.. who knew!! :)

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/James_Hoban


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,987 ✭✭✭ottostreet


    I am somehow related to Liam Neeson (I may find out what relation--2nd cousin or something)

    I was once on TX-Like The Den, but on Saturday mornings instead.

    That's about it really.

    My girlfriend was a child actor for HSBC ads in Hong Kong in the early 90s...thats a bit cooler than mine!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,004 ✭✭✭jimthemental


    snyper wrote: »
    I was arrested and subsequently questioned in Europes busiest police station.

    Copperface Jacks?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,038 ✭✭✭jackiebaron


    Got a peck on the cheek from Jackie Onassis when I worked for Doubleday Publishing. Also Liam O Maonlai (hothouse flowers) is my 3rd cousin.

    Also....I can make myself fart! Beat that!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,004 ✭✭✭jimthemental


    ToxicPaddy wrote: »
    apparently I'm related to James Hoban, the chap who designed the White House.. who knew!! :)

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/James_Hoban

    My cousin is his closest descendant, not sure if I'm related to him though.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 289 ✭✭finnegan2010


    I sat beside Gabriel Byrne on a ryan air flight. I let on i didnt know him cos i didnt know what to say. I should of got a pic with him but he didnt look that friendly so i kept my gob shut. My claim to fame lol :P


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,351 ✭✭✭Orando Broom


    godscop wrote: »
    Did he spill it ?

    safe as houses, he was. He did however raise his arm looking for service and the barman just continued to work.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,385 ✭✭✭✭D'Agger


    I once filled Brian Ormonds gay little jeep with petrol....


    Beat that Bítches!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,572 ✭✭✭✭brummytom


    I went on the London eye with two of the girls (Jessica and Michelle I think they were called) from Liberty X, back when they were famous.


    Shame I was too young to realise how lucky I was :( Jesus, they were fit



    I've played with a bloke called Sean Cannon, a member of the Dubliners, a few times. Being a huuuuuuge Dubliners fan, every one of those times was just amazing.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 441 ✭✭godscop


    safe as houses, he was. He did however raise his arm looking for service and the barman just continued to work.
    Was the barman an Italian Fascist ? ;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,004 ✭✭✭jimthemental


    PaulieC wrote: »
    I once filled Brian Ormonds gay little jeep with petrol....


    Beat that Bítches!

    Up to window level I hope


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 23 a.maze


    My Best:
    My picture was in the indo last year once a week for approximately 6 weeks.
    I also had the pleasure of meeting Batt" O'Keeffe in person.

    My worst:
    Being in the same class (5th Year) as Jedward


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,251 ✭✭✭massdebater


    I shifted (as it was called back in the day!) Nadine Coyle when I was about 15 in the Oasis Niteclub in Co. Monaghan. She was a year or so older than me at the time I think


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,760 ✭✭✭summerskin


    a girl once dumped mark owen of take that to go out with me. silly cow(though they weren't famous at the time).

    also had some fun and fumbling with mr. owen's sister....


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,674 ✭✭✭Dangerous Man


    Best... dunno - I recently met Dick Valentine from Electric Six, which was great - my favourite band ever, probably.

    Worst - shaking hands with Bertie Ahern. Or maybe standing beside Ronan O'Gara while he urinated on a public street in Tenerife. Classy.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,008 ✭✭✭not yet


    I am SPARTACUS


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,555 ✭✭✭✭AckwelFoley


    Up to window level I hope

    Post of the day.

    Well done


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 17,918 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    I shifted (as it was called back in the day!) Nadine Coyle when I was about 15 in the Oasis Niteclub in Co. Monaghan. She was a year or so older than me at the time I think

    Did she leave peacefully?


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