Roys next move

Badgermonkey

Dismissed by Ipswich (allegedly)

I'd like to see Roy enter the Iditarod, the worlds most arduous dog sled race across the Alaskan tundra.

Just him and Trig, no huskies.

What'd be a good next move?

starbelgrade

Dancing on Ice.

Will

Probably go back to his slot on gift grub.

mikemac

Badgermonkey wrote: »

I'd like to see Roy enter the Iditarod, the worlds most arduous dog sled race across the Alaskan tundra.

Just him and Trig, no huskies.

It's Triggs and the dog died last September

Badgermonkey

feelingstressed wrote: »

It's Triggs and the dog died last September

I obviously meant the fictional character from 'Only Fools and Horses'

Travelling with a dead dog would slow him down

Oranage2

Loose Women...

mstan

Badgermonkey wrote: »

I obviously meant the fictional character from 'Only Fools and Horses'

Travelling with a dead dog would slow him down

What a duo Keane and Trigger would make!

"Alright Dave"

starbelgrade

mstan wrote: »

What a duo Keane and Trigger would make!

"Alright Dave"

"Fuck You Trigger"

KylieWyley

Anger management counselor to youth offenders.

ArtSmart

he would could always eat* trigger if they ran out of grub.

* consume as food

Yakult

You called?

starbelgrade

R_H_C_P wrote: »

You called?

"F*ck you too.. standing there in your fucking cafe, making food for the prawn sandwich brigade. You can't even spell 'football', let alone understand it"

ballsymchugh

apparently stories of trigger's demise were untrue. he's alive and well.

next he'll end up on street wars fighting with the cops.

ArtSmart

i wonder did he name the dog after the Trigger from OFAhorses?

or after an image of something in his hand while talking to McCarty?

Dunjohn

feelingstressed wrote: »

It's Triggs and the dog died last September

Well I knew he died, but to remember exactly when? You're a stalker, aren't you?

Badgermonkey

Perhaps a show where Derek Acorah channels Triggs and Brian Clough to elicit an emotional response from Roy?

AckwelFoley

New assistant manager at wolves

starbelgrade

Liverpool Board; "Roy, we have to let you go"

Roy Hodgson; "Woy?"

Liverpool Board; "It's just not working out. We need a new manager."

Roy Hodgson; "Woy?"

Liverpool Board; "How did you know? We thought that was a secret."

Mars Bar

This won't last long.

EDIT: And Triggs didn't die.

starbelgrade

mars bar wrote: »

This won't last long.

Woy?

Mars Bar

starbelgrade wrote: »

Woy?

:pac:

Pyr0

I never knew you could be literally dismissed from a town before..

Dean820

A bunch of sad Mick McCarthy cock suckers so far in this thread.

starbelgrade

Pyr0 wrote: »

I never knew you could be literally dismissed from a town before..

They'll never send him to Coventry.

starbelgrade

Dean820 wrote: »

A bunch of sad Mick McCarthy cock suckers so far in this thread.

Oh, sorry... we didn't see you there, around the back, giving him one from behind.

Pyr0

starbelgrade wrote: »

They'll never send him to Coventry.

I hear its a kip of a place.

Mint Sauce

starbelgrade wrote: »

Liverpool Board; "Roy, we have to let you go"

Roy Hodgson; "Woy?"

Liverpool Board; "It's just not working out. We need a new manager."

Roy Hodgson; "Woy?"

Liverpool Board; "How did you know? We thought that was a secret."

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

:rolleyes:

Dean820

starbelgrade wrote: »

Oh, sorry... we didn't see you there, around the back, giving him one from behind.

And a good rogering he got, too.;)

hondasam

There is a vacancy at Cork's 96FM.

Roy and Prenderville would be similar in their outbutsts !

Badgermonkey

Dean820 wrote: »

A bunch of sad Mick McCarthy cock suckers so far in this thread.

Ah lets not do the Saipan shuffle

boring.

amy21

I like roy

Turtyturd

I thought this was gonna be about Hodgson...I am even happier now...glad he didnt' get the chance to run away.

AckwelFoley

amy21 wrote: »

I like roy

Im scrolling over your post, im looking for the funny link - im searching for the hidden text... nothing

twinQuins

Who's "Roy"? Is he like Cher?

amy21

snyper wrote: »

Im scrolling over your post, im looking for the funny link - im searching for the hidden text... nothing

He did a lot with the dogs, im a doggie person, so i like roy, no hidden messsage

starbelgrade

snyper wrote: »

Im scrolling over your post, im looking for the funny link - im searching for the hidden text... nothing

I love Roy Keane... probably the best midfielder of his time in his heyday.. an absolute beast of a player & a man who never compromised or was afraid to speak his mind.

I've nothing but admiration for the man.

OK, he did break someone's leg on purpose, but we all have our moments.

OPENROAD

amy21 wrote: »

I like roy

So do I, love his quaint English accent, and always refers to us as The Arsenal in interviews, hope Liverpool do not sack him.

AckwelFoley

starbelgrade wrote: »

OK, he did break someone's leg on purpose, but we all have our moments.

Haaland was askng for it

hondasam

starbelgrade wrote: »

I love Roy Keane... probably the best midfielder of his time in his heyday.. an absolute beast of a player & a man who never compromised or was afraid to speak his mind.

I've nothing but admiration for the man.

OK, he did break someone's leg on purpose, but we all have our moments.

I like Roy also but speaking his mind has left him where he is now.

He just does not know where to stop.

Yes best player Utd ever had IMO.

Im sure everone would not agree .

AckwelFoley

RTE..

RTÉ understands that Roy Keane's tenure as Ipswich Town manager has come to an end after a torrid twenty months in charge of the Championship side.

News of his dismissal was reportedly delivered to the former Manchester United and Republic of Ireland captain by chief executive Simon Clegg after a meeting with ambitious owner Marcus Evans.

The Tractor Boys battled relegation for much of last season and currently languish in 19th place in English football's second tier, just three points above the relegation zone.

The beleaguered Suffolk club now face a daunting trip to Stamford Bridge to face Chelsea in the third round of the FA Cup on Sunday.
Things arguably get even more arduous for Ipswich next week, when Arsenal visit Portman Road on Wednesday for the first leg of the semi-finals of the Carling Cup.

Keane appeared to be bracing himself for the worst in the wake of Saturday's 1-0 home defeat by Nottingham Forest, saying: 'I'm doing my best and if my best isn't good enough, then I'll take the consequences.

'I don't expect you (the media) to be giving me phone calls if I do lose my job. It's the nature of the game.

'Even managers who win football matches lose their job, let alone managers who don't.'

Badgermonkey

Morkarleth wrote: »

Who's "Roy"? Is he like Cher?

Both believe in life after love and have killer cheekbones so, eh, yeah, kind of.

Fizman

starbelgrade wrote: »

OK, he did break someone's leg on purpose, but we all have our moments.

He also broke the hearts of an entire nation on purpose too.

4zn76tysfajdxp

starbelgrade wrote: »

OK, he did break someone's leg on purpose, but we all have our moments.

Who?

OPENROAD

Fizman wrote: »

He also broke the hearts of an entire nation on purpose too.

Great entertainment though

hondasam

Fizman wrote: »

He also broke the hearts of an entire nation on purpose too.

And his Man Utd fans.

biko

There's probably a thread in Soccer about this.