If you were an Alien invader....

Doom

......invading Earth, how would you go about it? And what would you do with the Humans?

helimachoptor

How would I invade! Well invading would be a start

tallaghtmick

invade ****ty little countries like america and china and go after the super powers of ireland and iceland:cool:

saywhatyousee

use them for energy and food!!!!

dr.bollocko

I'd have sex with William Shatner. He owes us aliens one.

red menace

Doom wrote: »

......invading Earth, how would you go about it? And what would you do with the Humans?

I would start by randomly killing birds and fish

kfallon

Alien Invaders.....were they pickled onion crisps years ago?
Or was that Alien Spacers?

4zn76tysfajdxp

dr.bollocko wrote: »

I'd have sex with William Shatner. He owes us aliens one.

You just wanna have sex with William Shatner. :rolleyes:

bonerm

Interstellar Blitzkrieg.

strokemyclover

Testicle earrings for all!

the purple tin

Take me to your leader.
Then again after spending five minutes talking to BIFFO I'd probably get back in my flying saucer and blow the planet to pieces.

Doom

Mmmmmm KFH, kentucky fried Humans

tallaghtmick

kfallon wrote: »

Alien Invaders.....were they pickled onion crisps years ago?
Or was that Alien Spacers?

could of sworn they where alien invaders but they are.....

http://www.mercuryrapids.co.uk/spaceraiders2.jpg

kincsem

Fellow earthlings this is a cunning alien trap to disclose stuff.

saywhatyousee

Doom wrote: »

Mmmmmm KFH, kentucky fried Humans

are meat is useless they only want our blood they adsorb it through there skin

Sisko

If aliens came and wanted to wipe out humanity they;d do it with a super virus or some form of bio warfare. Such a virus would quite easily and quite scarily wipe out humanity much quicker then a conventional 'hover over landmarks with giant ships, alien war.'

Humanity could be wiped out without it even ever knowing it was alien invaders.

kincsem

I think we need a belly button check at all airports and sea ports.

KeithAFC

Set up a massive wall between Ulster and the rest of Ireland. Wreck America, Old trafford.

saywhatyousee

Sisko wrote: »

If aliens came and wanted to wipe out humanity they;d do it with a super virus or some form of bio warfare. Such a virus would quite easily and quite scarily wipe out humanity much quicker then a conventional 'hover over landmarks with giant ships, alien war.'

Humanity could be wiped out without it even ever knowing it was alien invaders.

ya but then they would lose a valuable food source

Doom

kincsem wrote: »

Fellow earthlings this is a cunning alien trap to disclose stuff.

Damn...I've been rumbled...there goes my galactic KFH empire

saywhatyousee

KeithAFC wrote: »

Set up a massive wall between Ulster and the rest of Ireland. Wreck America, Old trafford.

whats the point bulding a wall ?humans cant escape this planet aliens can, would seem pretty pointless???

Tefral

Id put a virus on money in each country and then i would take out the powerstations.. after that id leave the humans to tear themselves apart.

saywhatyousee

cronin_j wrote: »

Id put a virus on money in each country and then i would take out the powerstations.. after that id leave the humans to tear themselves apart.

if you want to enslave humanity simply money will do it no need to put a virus in it

Hande hoche!

I would move the invasion fleet horizontally back and forth across the atmosphere advancing towards the ground.

bonerm

Hande hoche! wrote: »

I would move the invasion fleet horizontally back and forth across the atmosphere advancing towards the ground.

That formation is easy to repel. Simply focus all firepower the outer wings of the invading fleet and the Earth remains safe.

RichieC

Wipe the yanks off the map.

The_Thing

Man is the warmest place to hide.

My name is URL

I'd abduct drunken red-necks and probe them.. probe them good

Riddle101

I'd get a lot of space ships, have them all line up in rows and columns of of 10 X 10, I would then have them drop down, occassaionly increasing speed and change direction until they've finally landed. Then the games over for earth :cool:.

Sorry had to make that Space Invaders joke

Seriously though, and i mean seriously. I would evaluate and research any potential threats that Earth might pose to my invasion force. I would then infiltrate important key positions on Earth by sending infiltrators to pose as humans but secretly helping the invasion force. I would then target important military installations and disable, then i'd would attack the superpower nations of USA and China and render them defenless, before sending an invasion force into those countries and invade them. At this point, the rest of the world will know of our invasion and will most likely try to retalitate. I would be ready for such an event with a huge fleet of fighter shuttles ready for any airforce that wished to take them on. Keeping in mind, out technology would be more advance so any chance of a dog fight between my invading force and human fighter jets would be a huge disadvantage to human air forces. Even if they did combine their air force. After US and China are taken over, Russia and Europe would be next on the list, and eventually the rest of the world would be taken over until the world is under my control. Then I'd use enslave the earth, turning it into a colony and use it to extract resources until it become barren, then finally dispose of it.

It watch too much sci-fi...:(

Jesus Wept

anal probe

cml387

The-Rigger wrote: »

anal probe

Up the earth's rectum?
But where is that located?

Hector Mildew

cml387 wrote: »

Up the earth's rectum?
But where is that located?

Between Kildare Street and Merrion Street in Dublin - a mysterious place where a select few, who we choose, get paid to talk sh1te and make sh1t decisions on our behalf.

KeithAFC wrote: »

Set up a massive wall between Ulster and the rest of Ireland. Wreck America, Old trafford.

Don't you mean Northern Ireland? I don't think many here in Donegal, or Monaghan and Cavan for that matter, would be too happy about being stuck behind a wall with you lot

Manic Moran

Do I have a sidekick named "GIR"?

NTM

ArtSmart

i'd be ringing my tour operator and give him a good bollocking

Humans eh!

kfallon wrote: »

Alien Invaders.....were they pickled onion crisps years ago?
Or was that Alien Spacers?

Wow havent thought of them in years,
Making my teeth hurt just thinking about the flavour
Toxic :eek:

Sea Sharp

I'd breed with all the women and make them die of exhaustion.

Amirani

Sea Sharp wrote: »

I'd breed with all the women and make them die of exhaustion.

All of them? :eek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-1257850/Super-sized-mother-determined-worlds-fattest-woman-years.html

mconigol

I'd infiltrate their communications systems, maybe some novel kind of message boards systems and ask the puny humans for ideas...because I'm a busy alien man and don't have time to think of uses for puny humans...:pac:

Dave!

Well obviously I'd go to little towns in rural US and kidnap people, perform experiments on them, and then return them to their beds unharmed. I'd also make sure I leave a cool pattern in the crops of a few fields. I'd steer clear of places like New York City, and would always make sure that there's nobody around with a camera before I show up. Or if they have a camera, I'd make sure that only a person with Parkinsons disease is holding it.