Behavior of Women

Sykk

So I was hammered the other night and this girl (who's followed me around for about 8 years) happened to be there.. It was nearing the end of the night and I was mad for finger and a shift. She was sober and gladly partook (she's been in love with me for years, never acted on it). We slept together and I haven't called her since. That was last Sunday (26th).

Obviously she thinks I'm the biggest asshole ever now, can someone let me know how to get rid of her? She's like a bad fart and won't go away.

prinz

Share your sense of humour with her. That'll do the job.

yeppydeppy

You could clarify one thing? Are you certain it was a she - I have my doubts.

TheZohanS

Sykk wrote: »

So I was hammered the other night and this girl (who's followed me around for about 8 years) happened to be there.. It was nearing the end of the night and I was mad for finger and a shift. She was sober and gladly partook (she's been in love with me for years, never acted on it). We slept together and I haven't called her since. That was last Sunday (26th).

Obviously she thinks I'm the biggest asshole ever now, can someone let me know how to get rid of her? She's like a bad fart and won't go away.

Show her this post...

Oh_Noes

You da man!

Sykk

TheZohan... Winner!

kerryman12

i'd sware i saw a post like this recently, now where was it......

Superbus

How is she in the wrong here?

FatherLen

very clever. ha was half way through your post before i realised.

gbee

Ask her to do a threesome?

No matter what, win, win eh?

Rothmans

Superbus wrote: »

How is she in the wrong here?

Its a satirical/sarcastic thread I believe.

HavingCrack

Sykk wrote: »

So I was hammered the other night and this girl (who's followed me around for about 8 years) happened to be there.. It was nearing the end of the night and I was mad for finger and a shift. She was sober and gladly partook (she's been in love with me for years, never acted on it). We slept together and I haven't called her since. That was last Sunday (26th).

Obviously she thinks I'm the biggest asshole ever now, can someone let me know how to get rid of her? She's like a bad fart and won't go away.

Call her over for another shag, then ignore her, rinse and repeat.

Gummy Panda

OP did you not let her know your intentions after your fanny lust was satisfied? e.g. kick her out of the bed or let her lie in the wet patch.

pablomakaveli

Sykk wrote: »

Obviously she thinks I'm the biggest asshole ever now, can someone let me know how to get rid of her? She's like a bad fart and won't go away.

Spray air freshener in her face. That gets rid of bad farts, i presume spraying at her will have the same effect.

TeddyTedson

are you in your late teens, early 20's......or are you around 27 and 29?

sensibleken

get one root of mandrake and a branch of a blackthorn tree. At the next waning of the moon tie the mandrake root to the blackthorn branch and stab her in the eye with it.

that usually works

Timothy Bryce

Do what she’s doing – i.e. keep blathering out a load of vacuous nonsense to any party willing to listen without taking any form of affirmative action

hondasam

Sykk wrote: »

So I was hammered the other night and this girl (who's followed me around for about 8 years) happened to be there.. It was nearing the end of the night and I was mad for finger and a shift. She was sober and gladly partook (she's been in love with me for years, never acted on it). We slept together and I haven't called her since. That was last Sunday (26th).

Obviously she thinks I'm the biggest asshole ever now, can someone let me know how to get rid of her? She's like a bad fart and won't go away.

you and howdomenthink :pac:

ffs call her and let her down gently.

Superbus

Rothmans wrote: »

Its a satirical/sarcastic thread I believe.

I figured.

**Vai**

Sykk wrote: »

It was nearing the end of the night and I was mad for finger and a shift.

Theres a sentence everyone can enjoy:D

shrewd

Sykk wrote: »

So I was hammered the other night and this girl (who's followed me around for about 8 years) happened to be there.. It was nearing the end of the night and I was mad for finger and a shift. She was sober and gladly partook (she's been in love with me for years, never acted on it). We slept together and I haven't called her since. That was last Sunday (26th).

Obviously she thinks I'm the biggest asshole ever now, can someone let me know how to get rid of her? She's like a bad fart and won't go away.

i just have to laugh :D, i could swear i have seen an opposite and relating thread like this..."Behaviour of men" i think it is called

Dublin Chick

Just text her tell her you are just not that into her and you can both get on with your lives.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c4WZnkbNmQA

muff03

shrewd wrote: »

i just have to laugh :D, i could swear i have seen an opposite and relating thread like this..."Behaviour of men" i think it is called

catch on quick much?

curlzy

Yeah heard about you, you're the guy who's ****e in bed and has a teeny tiny winky yeah? HHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA sickner for you.

Kasabian

Sykk wrote: »

So I was hammered the other night and this girl (who's followed me around for about 8 years) happened to be there.. It was nearing the end of the night and I was mad for finger and a shift. She was sober and gladly partook (she's been in love with me for years, never acted on it). We slept together and I haven't called her since. That was last Sunday (26th).

Obviously she thinks I'm the biggest asshole ever now, can someone let me know how to get rid of her? She's like a bad fart and won't go away.

One step from gay. :pac:

Dublin Chick

Kasabian wrote: »

One step from gay. :pac:

Eh do u know what a finger actually means???

Kasabian

Dublin Chick wrote: »

Eh do u know what a finger actually means???

:rolleyes:

ntlbell

Dublin Chick wrote: »

Eh do u know what a finger actually means???

he wanted a choc dip?

Dublin Chick

Maybe google might help...

ntlbell

Dublin Chick wrote: »

Maybe google might help...

ah ha

af_thefragile

pablomakaveli wrote: »

Spray air freshener in her face. That gets rid of bad farts, i presume spraying at her will have the same effect.

Like this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IbbVxkMRqXA

???