Dear god my eyes.......

racso1975

http://www.carzone.ie/search/Land-Rover/Range-Rover/ONYX-PLA/201041199892627/advert?channel=CARS

Vim Fuego

Only Robocop could get away with driving that!

CabanasBoy

Horrendous stuff, why oh why do people do this sort of thing to 4X4's (I refuse to refer to them as SUV's).
KAHN (or is it KHAN?) also do nasty things to Range Rovers.
OverFinch is the only way to go if you want to do something to your Rangie, they leave it looking pretty stock but tweak the engine, suspension, brakes etc.

hiscan

TRULY ONE OF A KIND

:D

Plug

€149,950. Are they having a laugh?

Cookie_Monster

TRULY ONE OF A KIND

Thank God.

/runs over to eyewash

Owen

Paint is interesting. That used to be really expensive to do, but there's new sprayable liquid metals on the market now (Not paint) which make it a fair bit easier to do. I wonder how much they think the Chrome adds to the price of the vehicle?

Atomic Pineapple

/forwards link to Stephen Ireland

Plug

PaintDoctor wrote: »

Paint is interesting. That used to be really expensive to do, but there's new sprayable liquid metals on the market now (Not paint) which make it a fair bit easier to do. I wonder how much they think the Chrome adds to the price of the vehicle?

-€100,000

gbee

Even if I won the lottery, I would not buy this.

MrFrisp

Vim Fuego wrote: »

Only Robocop could get away with driving that!

Or Stephen Ireland,,if was was available in pink of course....:D

The Dagda

PaintDoctor wrote: »

Paint is interesting. That used to be really expensive to do, but there's new sprayable liquid metals on the market now (Not paint) which make it a fair bit easier to do. I wonder how much they think the Chrome adds to the price of the vehicle?

I'd be surprised if it was painted chrome, it's more likely a full vehicle vinyl wrap...

http://www.automotto.org/entry/man-gets-a-chrome-wrap-for-nissan-gt-r/

hairyman

Oh dear!!!!
Somebody's been watching too much Battle Star Gallactica.

Finally,
A car that shows up on Google Earth, just what we have all been waiting for!
The Celtic Tiger has left the building, it should have taken this with it.

robtri

150K for that bucket of ****e.... lmao....
seriously that is so ugly......

thirtythirty

Vim Fuego wrote: »

Only Robocop could get away with driving that!

Well it does come with a built-in semi-automatic....

no1beemerfan

Jaysus.....I'd thought we'd seen the back of this sh*te when the Celtic Tiger died. Its horrendous. The poor dealer probably thinks he is in UAE.

inforfun

Is it even road legal?
Cant imagine driving around in a mirror, is.

racso1975

Thought that myself. A sunny day must be fun behind that

RobAMerc

I have to say one good thing about the death of the Celtic Tiger is the death of the "Project Kahn" Rangie on our roads.

FFS - If I was rich and I wanted people to see how much of a chav I was I would just screw a prossie while my wife was knocked up - then let the papers know. there is no need to buy a chrome RR sport - it's even less classy !

Pkiernan

With over 600 horsepower it would be one of the most powerful cars in the country.

You could tow one hell of a caravan with it too.

Mr.Boots

Leave it parked there in the countryside too long and the Magpies will have it gone.

Yakuza

If you wanted to have a shave while driving into work, just pop the hood and you're good to go. (Don't worry about the folks in front of you, they'll clear out of your path). Coming up to a red light junction while shaving? Not to worry, all cars around you will stop to let you pass, so they can bask in your awesomeness as you roll on by (on your 22's of course).:rolleyes:

You have to love the phrase (I see it all the time on Carzone)..."This car has been approved" (by Stephen Ireland, in this case).

101sean

That truly is appalling, how to well and truly ruin the worlds greatest 4x4.

Sadly Overfinch are no more, they were more understated with most of the work under the bonnet but are another victim of the recession.

johnos1984

Insurance may be an issue

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/motoring/article-1261757/The-30-000-chrome-car-buyers-drive.html

Tropheus

I see a few of them advertised on Carzone. I wonder how many are actually physical cars. Very few, if any, I would imagine.

racso1975

those mirrors would be handy for some kinky outdoor sex

A-Trak

Those onyx fit outs were always horrible, mostly saw them in Candy white, the platium version would be worse. Imagine walking up to it everyday and seeing your own sad face in the bodywork before you even opened the door.

toshy321

How could ya justify paying 150 grand to drive around in that my god that range rover will be stayin wit the dealer.

peasant

Never mind the hall of mirrors paint ...it's probably also the only Landrover product that will be stumped by a speed bump

maddness

I think some of our friends from Rathkeale might trade in the X5 for it.

Max_Damage

Vim Fuego wrote: »

Only Robocop could get away with driving that!

I'd think he should stick to driving his Ford Taurus!

Glowing

Just one word.

Why?

:O

ianobrien

no1beemerfan wrote: »

The poor dealer probably thinks he is in UAE.

Ya, and priced in in Dirhams....

(FYI, it's roughly 5Dir = 1Euro)

Esel

ianobrien wrote: »

Ya, and priced in in Dirhams....

(FYI, it's roughly 5Dir = 1Euro)

How many camels would it go for, though?

Seth Brundle

Pkiernan wrote: »

You could tow one hell of a caravan with it too.

Only someone with no shame would consider this crap or a caravan. Surely though nobody would consider both together?

johnos1984 wrote: »

Insurance may be an issue

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/motoring/article-1261757/The-30-000-chrome-car-buyers-drive.html

For the first time ever, I have to give credit to insurance companys.

ianobrien

esel wrote: »

How many camels would it go for, though?

Racing or working Camels?

hairyman

Done a bit of research on these crazy shiny rangy's.
Turns out its called a crimson jihad special.
- Full camel hide interior.
- Very heavily reinforced plating underneath, not sure why.
- Comes with a free backpack, I thought that was strange too.
- And a complimentary one of these
!
!


I think its some sort of fancy wheel brace.
Could be wrong though.
Satnav is great, always wants to go west though.

Esel

I knew it involved camels....

Heroditas

hairyman wrote: »

- Very heavily reinforced plating underneath, not sure why.

It'll protect you if someone tries to stick a bomb under the car, i.e. ideal for drug dealers and mafia types.