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My next move..

  • 06-12-2010 5:46pm
    #1
    TeddyTedson
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,758 ✭✭✭✭


    I was just sitting there minding my own business browsing the secretweb, when I noticed the cat was staring at me. I stared back hoping I could make it look away but after several seconds I thought I'd better try a new tactic. I winked at it hoping that would be enough but it just winked back..:eek: I winked again...and again the cat winked back!
    There's quite a bit of sexualtension in the room now and Its freaking me out. It has my number!
    What do I do? What does it want from me?


Comments

  • #2
    fedor.2.
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,944 ✭✭✭fedor.2.


    You must kill it immediately


  • #3
    stupidusername
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,762 ✭✭✭✭stupidusername


    Make love to it


  • #4
    dsmythy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,528 ✭✭✭✭dsmythy


    Cats are frucking evil.


  • #5
    [Rasta]
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 428 ✭✭[Rasta]


    throw it in the washing machine
    thatll teach it not to f around with you


  • #6
    hondasam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    does it look like the cat that got the cream!


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  • #7
    Scuid Mhór
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,326 ✭✭✭Scuid Mhór


    Is the cat by any chance named Fedor?


  • #8
    alwaysadub
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,554 ✭✭✭✭alwaysadub


    It wants to play with balls. If you have a pair handy,let the cat play with them


  • #9
    galah
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,215 ✭✭✭galah


    shave it.


  • #10
    amacca
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,201 ✭✭✭amacca


    let it surf the internet too, maybe buy it a laptop for xmas?

    share the love

    I bet you let it watch when you eat catfood too


  • #11
    TeddyTedson
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,758 ✭✭✭✭TeddyTedson


    Scuid Mhór wrote: »
    Is the cat by any chance named Fedor?
    No, it's called Puss. I locked it outside and now it's making meowing noises outside the door...


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  • #12
    daithimac
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 515 ✭✭✭daithimac


    recite this to puddy. watch head explode

    http://www.heise.de/ix/raven/Literature/Lore/TheRaven.html


  • #13
    fedor.2.
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,944 ✭✭✭fedor.2.


    Scuid Mhór wrote: »
    Is the cat by any chance named Fedor?


    I dont think that there really is a cat, i could be wrong though


  • #14
    MagicMarker
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 32,865 ✭✭✭✭MagicMarker


    Feed it to an atm machine.


  • #15
    fedor.2.
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,944 ✭✭✭fedor.2.


    It looks like your next move is gona be off page 1 as this thread is dying, we need pics of you kissing the cat straight away


  • #16
    FlutterinBantam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,575 ✭✭✭✭FlutterinBantam


    TeddyTedson wrote: »
    I was just sitting there minding my own business browsing the secretweb, when I noticed the cat was staring at me. I stared back hoping I could make it look away but after several seconds I thought I'd better try a new tactic. I winked at it hoping that would be enough but it just winked back..:eek: I winked again...and again the cat winked back!
    There's quite a bit of sexualtension in the room now and Its freaking me out. It has my number!
    What do I do? What does it want from me?

    A fcuking post that is half-way entertaining bud.


    Like the focking rest of us!!:mad:


  • #17
    TeddyTedson
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,758 ✭✭✭✭TeddyTedson


    FlutterinBantam wrote: »
    A fcuking post that is half-way entertaining bud.


    Like the focking rest of us!!:mad:
    It has been a slow day all right...
    Wasn't even a spider in the bath when I took a dump!


  • #18
    fedor.2.
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,944 ✭✭✭fedor.2.


    you sh1t in the bath???????


  • #19
    hondasam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    fedor.2. wrote: »
    It looks like your next move is gona be off page 1 as this thread is dying, we need pics of you kissing the cat straight away

    live dangerously more than kissing the cat is needed TBH.


  • #20
    TeddyTedson
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,758 ✭✭✭✭TeddyTedson


    fedor.2. wrote: »
    you sh1t in the bath???????
    ...you don't?


  • #21
    hondasam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    TeddyTedson wrote: »
    It has been a slow day all right...
    Wasn't even a spider in the bath when I took a dump!

    I have a tarantula, would you like to adopt it !


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  • #22
    fedor.2.
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,944 ✭✭✭fedor.2.


    hondasam wrote: »
    I have a tarantula, would you like to adopt it !

    Dont, he will only take a dump on it, and as you know tarantulas dont like being shat on


  • #23
    hondasam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    fedor.2. wrote: »
    Dont, he will only take a dump on it, and as you know tarantulas dont like being shat on

    It's a female so she might not be safe with him :D


  • #24
    fedor.2.
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,944 ✭✭✭fedor.2.


    Whats going on with the cat?


  • #25
    hondasam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    Is the cat having kittens


  • #26
    fedor.2.
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,944 ✭✭✭fedor.2.


    hondasam wrote: »
    Is the cat having kittens

    God i hope not, this guy likes sh1tting on animals and insects, they would be miserable


  • #27
    TeddyTedson
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,758 ✭✭✭✭TeddyTedson


    fedor.2. wrote: »
    Whats going on with the cat?
    someone fed it so it's fecked off somewhere.

    What can you do with a tarantula???


  • #28
    fedor.2.
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,944 ✭✭✭fedor.2.


    TeddyTedson wrote: »
    someone fed it so it's fecked off somewhere.

    What can you do with a tarantula???


    Loads of stuff, they are great fun


  • #29
    hondasam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    TeddyTedson wrote: »
    someone fed it so it's fecked off somewhere.

    What can you do with a tarantula???

    depends what you want to do

    you cant bring it walking :D


  • #30
    hondasam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    fedor.2. wrote: »
    Loads of stuff, they are great fun

    until the start running around and you cant catch them.


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  • #31
    fedor.2.
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,944 ✭✭✭fedor.2.


    hondasam wrote: »
    depends what you want to do

    you cant bring it walking :D

    No, but you can put make up on um and everything, they love that


  • #32
    Saila
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,751 ✭✭✭Saila


    he's planning something


  • #33
    hondasam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    fedor.2. wrote: »
    No, but you can put make up on um and everything, they love that

    she is in her glass box now all made up, her name is jenny.


  • #34
    fedor.2.
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,944 ✭✭✭fedor.2.


    hondasam wrote: »
    she is in her glass box now all made up, her name is jenny.


    Maybe you, me and jenny should have a little get together then, what dya reckon?


  • #35
    hondasam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    fedor.2. wrote: »
    Maybe you, me and jenny should have a little get together then, what dya reckon?

    sounds entertaining ;)


  • #36
    fedor.2.
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,944 ✭✭✭fedor.2.


    hondasam wrote: »
    sounds entertaining ;)


    Dirty bastard ya


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  • #37
    hondasam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    fedor.2. wrote: »
    Dirty bastard ya

    you suggested it

    Im female :)


  • #38
    fedor.2.
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,944 ✭✭✭fedor.2.


    hondasam wrote: »
    you suggested it

    Im female :)

    I take it back;)


  • #39
    hondasam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    fedor.2. wrote: »
    I take it back;)

    no get together so :)

    chicken


  • #40
    Abi
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭Abi


    Ew.


  • #41
    fedor.2.
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,944 ✭✭✭fedor.2.


    hondasam wrote: »
    no get together so :)

    chicken

    We can work it out


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  • #42
    fedor.2.
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,944 ✭✭✭fedor.2.


    Abigayle wrote: »
    Ew.

    Nothing happened, its only words, its not real


  • #43
    hondasam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    fedor.2. wrote: »
    We can work it out

    ah That's nice :)
    I was afraid you were all talk :D


  • #44
    fedor.2.
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,944 ✭✭✭fedor.2.


    hondasam wrote: »
    ah That's nice :)
    I was afraid you were all talk :D

    You and i have shared too much just to let it go that easily


  • #45
    bonzodog2
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,285 ✭✭✭bonzodog2


    hondasam wrote: »
    depends what you want to do

    you cant bring it walking :D

    I'm thinking intricate little arachno-body-harnesses and a nice flexible lead ... :D


  • #46
    hondasam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    fedor.2. wrote: »
    You and i have shared too much just to let it go that easily


    sharing is caring :)


  • #47
    fedor.2.
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,944 ✭✭✭fedor.2.


    hondasam wrote: »
    sharing is caring :)

    Its what i believe in most;)


  • #48
    hondasam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    fedor.2. wrote: »
    Its what i believe in most;)

    Im going to share jenny with you :)


  • #49
    fedor.2.
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,944 ✭✭✭fedor.2.


    hondasam wrote: »
    Im going to share jenny with you :)

    I just want you


  • #50
    Micky Dolenz
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 44,080 ✭✭✭✭Micky Dolenz


    hondasam wrote: »
    Im going to share jenny with you :)
    fedor.2. wrote: »
    I just want you


    Take it to PM.


    OP, the cat hates you, you know what to do.


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