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Christmas is coming....

  • 05-12-2010 12:47am
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,435 ✭✭✭


    When you hear:

    "I wish it could be Christmas everyday"

    "Santa Claus is coming to town"

    "You're a scumbag, a maggot"

    "Don't forget to put out the lights"

    And, above all: "Oh holy night"


    Am I missing something?


Comments

  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,718 ✭✭✭Taco Corp


    "Holidays are coming".


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,806 ✭✭✭✭KeithM89_old


    Ah that reminds me - time to open another door on the advent calendar :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,293 ✭✭✭✭Mint Sauce


    I'm driving home for christmas myself.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,238 ✭✭✭Ardennes1944


    delaad wrote: »
    When you hear:

    "I wish it could be Christmas everyday"

    "Santa Claus is coming to town"

    "You're a scumbag, a maggot"

    "Don't forget to put out the lights"

    And, above all: "Oh holy night"


    Am I missing something?

    if your referring to the guiness ad....its "Don't forget to put the lights out"

    im only pointing this out as that is my favourite ad ever :)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,228 ✭✭✭epgc3fyqirnbsx


    I remember one year I waited up all night waiting for Santy to come.

    It was quite awkward as he got dressed to leave the next morning though...


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,238 ✭✭✭Ardennes1944


    I remember one year I waited up all night waiting for Santy to come.

    It was quite awkward as he got dressed to leave the next morning though...

    heard this so many bloody times on here!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,808 ✭✭✭✭chin_grin


    Fairytale of New York was and always will be a sh!te song. Cannot stand the f*cking thing!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,544 ✭✭✭Hogzy




  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,228 ✭✭✭epgc3fyqirnbsx


    heard this so many bloody times on here!

    tbh as I was typing it I couldn't remember where I heard it then realised more than likely it was here so probly deserve a bit of abuse for it


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 751 ✭✭✭Daisy Steiner


    I remember one year I waited up all night waiting for Santy to come.

    It was quite awkward as he got dressed to leave the next morning though...


    I made my friend have recurring bouts of laughter about two years ago with a variation of this joke.

    He texted "Happy Christmas, what are you up to"?

    I replied "waiting for santa to come on my face"

    He said he kept giggling all Christmas day and couldn't share the joke with his old pair :)

    /ya probably had to be there :o


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,667 ✭✭✭policarp


    Stuff the turkeys hole with holly...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,239 ✭✭✭✭KeithAFC


    Looking forward to it :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,219 ✭✭✭jos28


    Bah Humbug to the lot of ya :mad:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,473 ✭✭✭✭Super-Rush


    Santa Claus you cunt wheres me fucking bike?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,302 ✭✭✭Schorpio


    and who could forget...

    A Peter Griffin Christmas

    ♪ I brought these gifts for you they're up in my bum ♪


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,238 ✭✭✭Ardennes1944


    tbh as I was typing it I couldn't remember where I heard it then realised more than likely it was here so probly deserve a bit of abuse for it

    you're a ****ing **** **** **** **** **** ****:D


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