Robbery Fail

bigtuna

http://www.con-telegraph.ie/news/in-brief/1735-robber-bought-sandwich-after-raid

Two Polish brothers who attempted to rob a petrol station on the outskirts of Claremorris – one brandishing a knife – have appeared before the local district court. Martyn and Rafal Justa of The Cottage, Brookhill, Claremorris, pleaded guilty to the offence. Entering the plea, Mr. Michael Keane, solicitor for the defendants, said there was 'an unusual set of circumstances' surrounding the case. Superintendent Padraic O'Toole told the court the two men entered the Vivo Petrol Station on the N17 at approximately 7.30 a.m. on August 22.
They were wearing tights over their heads and Rafal was carrying a kitchen knife.
They demanded money from the cashier but he refused to give them anything.
The men took the tights off their heads and put the knife down on the counter. One of the brothers purchased a sandwich before they left.
Mr. Keane told the court the brothers – both of whom are in their 20s - live with their parents in Claremorris.
His clients told him they acted like 'clowns' on the day and described the act as a 'prank'.
A medical certificate pertaining to Martyn Justa was handed into court. Taking the contents of the certificate into account, Judge John Coughlan applied the probation act in relation to the attempted robbery charge against Martyn Justa.
Rafal Justa was sentenced to five months in prison for attempted robbery.

chucken1

And????

alwaysadub

I've never felt the need to use this till now. I apologise to everyone else in advance but:

Cool story bro

ajjmk

They were talking about that on The Panel!

ronaneire

bigtuna wrote: »

One of the brothers purchased a sandwich before they left.

Must of been hungry

Yakult

Unless theirs a video, I couldnt give a shit.

Dr_Phil

feelingstressed wrote: »

Something to discuss?

Here you go:

Damn Poles coming here, eating Irish swans, taking Irish jobs, recently sponging Welfare System as well - now they even attempted to rob Irish petrol stations!!!! Disgraceful! Send them back to Poland!

starbelgrade

They were wearing tights over their heads and Rafal was carrying a kitchen knife.
They demanded money from the cashier but he refused to give them anything.
The men took the tights off their heads and put the knife down on the counter. One of the brothers purchased a sandwich before they left

WindSock

What did he purchase....a Swan Sandwich????

omgrofllmaolololol

JONJO THE MISER

Will someone please think of the poor swans:(

Canis Lupus

I bet if they were Irish they wouldn't have paid for that sandwich!

Dr_Phil

JONJO THE MISER wrote: »

Will someone please think of the poor swans:(

What swans??? :eek:

/wipes mouth

Dionysus

Dr_Phil wrote: »

Here you go:

Damn Poles coming here, eating Irish swans, taking Irish jobs, recently sponging Welfare System as well - now they even attempted to rob Irish petrol stations!!!! Disgraceful! Send them back to Poland!

Never thought of eating swans ... wonders what they taste like...no disrespect to Aodh, Fiachra, Fionnuala or Conn.

AnonoBoy

I would rob a petrol station
I would be a big sensation
Think of all the money I'd gain
.... if I only had a brain!

Killer Pigeon

And the moral of the story is;

bigtuna wrote: »

http://www.con-telegraph.ie/news/in-brief/1735-robber-bought-sandwich-after-raid

Two Polish brothers who attempted to rob a petrol station on the outskirts of Claremorris – one brandishing a knife – have appeared before the local district court. Martyn and Rafal Justa of The Cottage, Brookhill, Claremorris, pleaded guilty to the offence. Entering the plea, Mr. Michael Keane, solicitor for the defendants, said there was 'an unusual set of circumstances' surrounding the case. Superintendent Padraic O'Toole told the court the two men entered the Vivo Petrol Station on the N17 at approximately 7.30 a.m. on August 22.
They were wearing tights over their heads and Rafal was carrying a kitchen knife.
They demanded money from the cashier but he refused to give them anything.
The men took the tights off their heads and put the knife down on the counter. One of the brothers purchased a sandwich before they left.
Mr. Keane told the court the brothers – both of whom are in their 20s - live with their parents in Claremorris.
His clients told him they acted like 'clowns' on the day and described the act as a 'prank'.
A medical certificate pertaining to Martyn Justa was handed into court. Taking the contents of the certificate into account, Judge John Coughlan applied the probation act in relation to the attempted robbery charge against Martyn Justa.
Rafal Justa was sentenced to five months in prison for attempted robbery.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CsFHfOLm2e0

God, aren't I such a genius ...

starbelgrade

Killer Pigeon wrote: »

And the moral of the story is;

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CsFHfOLm2e0

God, aren't I such a genius ...

I hate that song with a passion. The N17 is a shit road. I hate it, but I have to drive it quite a bit.

The road reminds me of the song & the song reminds me of the road & I hate them both.

HATE, HATE, HATE!!!

AnonoBoy

starbelgrade wrote: »

I hate that song with a passion. The N17 is a shit road. I hate it, but I have to drive it quite a bit.

The road reminds me of the song & the song reminds me of the road & I hate them both.

HATE, HATE, HATE!!!

Oh noes!

Whatever you do don't read my sig!

DON'T READ IT!!!!

hondasam

starbelgrade wrote: »

I hate that song with a passion. The N17 is a shit road. I hate it, but I have to drive it quite a bit.

The road reminds me of the song & the song reminds me of the road & I hate them both.

HATE, HATE, HATE!!!

I wish I was on the N17 stone walls and the grass is green.:D

Dunjohn

starbelgrade wrote: »

The road reminds me of the song & the song reminds me of the road

Really? In what way?

Dunjohn

Dunjohn wrote: »

Really? In what way?

I'm guessing in a bad way.

Captain Darling

ronaneire wrote: »

Must of been hungry

No, they were Polish.