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Heres how I plan on making my first million!

  • 22-11-2010 4:23pm
    #1
    Ghandee
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,653 ✭✭✭


    I'm going to buy up a container full of latex gloves, balaclavas and various other 'riotous paraphernalia'!


    I will then set up a stall in the Grafton street area selling these items at vastly inflated prices! cos when this kicks off, the fan is going to hit the crap!


    Quick everyone, to your shelter!


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  • #2
    youcancallmeal
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,066 ✭✭✭youcancallmeal


    Latex gloves eh?


  • #3
    Ghandee
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,653 ✭✭✭Ghandee


    youcancallme>al wrote: »
    Latex gloves eh?

    Always come in 'handy'


  • #4
    KeithM89_old
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,806 ✭✭✭✭KeithM89_old


    Gucky wrote: »
    ... the fan is going to hit the crap!

    You mean the shits going to hit the fan?? :D

    And wouldn't you make more money selling guns??


  • #5
    listermint
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 34,216 ✭✭✭✭listermint


    I have both, i will not be taking your custom.

    Good day profiteerer!!


  • #6
    Ghandee
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,653 ✭✭✭Ghandee


    KeithM89 wrote: »
    You mean the shits going to hit the fan?? :D

    And wouldn't you make more money selling guns??

    Lol, deliberate play of words (a colleague of mine never gets that one correct lol)

    No, guns are bad, mmmmm ok?

    Were in for civil unrest, not war!:D


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  • #7
    Ghandee
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,653 ✭✭✭Ghandee


    listermint wrote: »
    I have both, i will not be taking your custom.

    Good day profiteerer!!

    C'mon.

    Do ya a good deal?


  • #8
    Feeona
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,633 ✭✭✭Feeona


    Gucky wrote: »
    I'm going to buy up a container full of latex gloves, balaclavas and various other 'riotous pariphenlia'!


    What sorts of riots have you been to? You sure you're not getting confusticated with orgies?







    If it's the latter, I'll take twenty boxes of latex gloves


  • #9
    TheZohanS
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,582 ✭✭✭✭TheZohanS


    Rioter: Good day Gucky, I would like to purchase a pair of your finest latex gloves and one of your dapper lambswool balaclavas.

    Gucky: That will be €20 please.

    Rioter: Here you go, thank you very much and have a good day sir.

    Reality....
    Rioter: Give me de bleedin' gloves and the mask yer muppah

    *Zoink*

    For that reason and that reason alone, I'm oot.


  • #10
    chin_grin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,808 ✭✭✭✭chin_grin


    The fan hitting the sh!t.


  • #11
    Lando Griffin
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,952 ✭✭✭Lando Griffin


    Usually Dublin City Council provide all the neccessary equipment for a smashing day.


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  • #12
    bonerm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,595 ✭✭✭bonerm


    Terrible pitch, but I do see potential. I'll give you £10,000 for 40% of the company.


  • #13
    ejmaztec
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,229 ✭✭✭✭ejmaztec


    With any luck, they might also throw a dictionary into the container before shipment.


  • #14
    thebigbiffo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,941 ✭✭✭thebigbiffo


    know how i plan to make my first million? videotaping myself kicking the f'uck out of rioters and selling them on to news channels around the world. i might even dress as a cop of i thought i'd get away with it.


  • #15
    Cavehill Red
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,109 ✭✭✭Cavehill Red


    I'm going to bet 100 quid on Mozambique to win the next World Cup with Paddy Power.

    If they don't win, I'm just going to take my betting slip to the Dept of Finance and get them to pay me out instead.

    After all, it worked for Roman Abramovich!


  • #16
    Sea Sharp
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,593 ✭✭✭Sea Sharp


    I think you should expand your enterprise to include balaclavas, petrol bombs and sticks with nails in them.


  • #17
    phill106
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,826 ✭✭✭phill106


    Wouldnt the rioters just beat you up, and rob all your stuff?


  • #18
    orourkeda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,918 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    Gucky wrote: »
    I'm going to buy up a container full of latex gloves, balaclavas and various other 'riotous pariphenlia'!


    I will then set up a stall in the Grafton street area selling these items at vastly inflated prices! cos when this kicks off, the fan is going to hit the crap!


    Quick everyone, to your shelter!

    Do you think they're going to form an orderly queue and pay for them?


  • #19
    Mr. Manager
    Moderators, Computer Games Moderators Posts: 11,139 Mod ✭✭✭✭Mr. Manager


    orourkeda wrote: »
    Do you think they're going to form an orderly queue and pay for them?


    Well they're hardly going to loot his stall now are they :rolleyes:


  • #20
    Elohim
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 334 ✭✭Elohim


    Don't think you'd make too much as I would just start the pre-riot looting at your container.


  • #21
    Susie_Q
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,211 ✭✭✭Susie_Q


    Do you sell dog doo on a stick?


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  • #22
    Duiske
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,087 ✭✭✭Duiske


    There's a march in Dublin from Parnell Sq to Kildare St on Sat 4th Dec.
    Have a sneaking feeling it could turn a little "tense". Better get the stock in quick OP.


  • #23
    smk89
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,163 ✭✭✭smk89


    Rioter: Dear Sir, May I have a pair of gloves, a balaclava and some 'riotous pariphenlia' similar to a board with a nail in it?
    OP: Certainly, that shall be €100.
    Rioter: Thank you. [Puts on balaclava]
    Rioter: Now I'll have that €100 back please? [Waves board with nail]
    OP: Aaaaah. I did not think this through.

    Dramatic re-enactment in the style of an 19th century gentleman


  • #24
    StereoLove
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,068 ✭✭✭StereoLove


    Aren't you going to need money to buy the Latex gloves in the first place?


  • #25
    Mr. Manager
    Moderators, Computer Games Moderators Posts: 11,139 Mod ✭✭✭✭Mr. Manager


    StereoLove wrote: »
    Aren't you going to need money to buy the Latex gloves in the first place?

    Sure he could just hit up Lenihan or Cowen... I hear they have a few quid now


  • #26
    Princess Peach
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,698 ✭✭✭✭Princess Peach


    Well when you make you million, I'll let you take me on a date to celebrate.


  • #27
    Ghandee
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,653 ✭✭✭Ghandee


    Princess Peach wrote: »
    Well when you make you million, I'll let you take me on a date to celebrate.

    I'll just put on me balaclava, and latex gloves and take you on a date wether I make a million or not!


  • #28
    Princess Peach
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,698 ✭✭✭✭Princess Peach


    Gucky wrote: »
    I'll just put on me balaclava, and latex gloves and take you on a date wether I make a million or not!

    How did you know what I like? :eek:


  • #29
    Rented Mule
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,153 ✭✭✭Rented Mule


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SYxvVe9y5NQ


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