Bunnyhoppers

sNarah

Once there was a bunny named Oscar
He loved to hop
like a real bunnyhopper only can
Alas

One day
Tragedy struck

Oscar was bitten
by a red evil fox
right in the leg
and oscar lost a foot

Now Oscar hops
sad and filled with pain
in a ziggy-zaggy way
through the plain

When other bunnyhoppers see Oscar
they all start to laugh
and when he isn't watching
they hop and hop and hop
in a ziggy-zaggy way.

Squarewave

Sarky

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chucken1

Sarky

>_>

Sarky

<_<

Sarky

^_^

uch

I'm so Fat I bursted one of these

Squarewave

ʘ_ʘ

sNarah

Squarewave

ಥ‿ಥ

sNarah

I wonder whatever happened to poor Oscar.

sNarah

Has anyone seen Oscar?

Star Lord

Oscar is in bunny heaven sNarah, I'm sorry.


Would some rabbit stew cheer you up?

sNarah

/ignores.

FoxT

It isn't true!

The fox took a nibble of Oscars leg.
Oscar started to weep & beg.

The fox briefly contemplated deep issues like the sanctity of life, whether a vegetarian diet would really be an option, or whether he should just obey his hunger.

Oscar started limping off, leaving a trail of delicious little bunny blood drops behind him. The fox followed him , still in deep thought, absentmindedly licking up every delicious drop of blood as he went.

After a few drops, the fox realised that it was his manifest destiny to remain a carnivore. He followed Oscar, increasing his pace to a quick trot.

What happens next?

FoxT

At this stage Reynard is on a haemoglobin high, and is rapidly catching up on Oscar....

FoxT

Hmmm.... this isnt getting anywhere so I'll be brief.

Oscar made it into his wabbit hole safely. Over time his leg got better. Reynard grew up to be a wolf. One day he was walking along the road when he saw a lovely juicy piggy living in a straw house....the rest is history.

Squarewave

I won't lie, that story kept me on the edge of my seat.

sNarah

Me too, but I didn't like where it was going

FoxT

Well, do you want to write a chapter?

sNarah

But then Oscar found a hole to hide in, the fox got bored and left, his leg healed up nicely and he lived happily ever after.


THE END.

Ghost Train

Directors Cut Ending

Night was setting in and Oscar was struggling to find a place to rest. The fox had been tracking him for 21 hours and Oscar thought he heard a twig break in the undergrowth behind him. Just then as a cloud passed in front of the moon, Oscar recognised a familiar looking bush. With every last ounce of strength he could muster he hopped himself towards where he knew the rabbit hole would be. Just as the hole appeared over the horizon the noise behind Oscar grew louder. Like a freight train gaining on him he knew it was hopeless. Oscar made one last hop and dive toward the opening in the ground only to feel teeth sink into his leg. As the moon disappeared behind another cloud Oscar drew his final few breaths.

THE END

FoxT

Directors cut ending Redux

Oscar made one last hop and dive toward the opening in the ground only to feel teeth sink into his leg.... Just then, Oscar saw one of the evil bunnyhoppers who used to always laugh at him behind his back. "Look fox" he gasped, " that one over there is much more juicy & succulent than I am" .

And, indeed it was true. Oscar was a tidy fit little fella but the evil BH was a fine fat scobe of a rabbit. Reynard saw the logic. He let go of Oscar, and in a swift leap he descended on the evil scobie BH & gobbled him all up.

Oscar lived happily ever after & the wicked Bunnyhoppers never, ever, tormented him again.

THE END

sNarah

I fully endorse the Directors cut ending Redux! Yay!