What would you do for 100k per week?

double GG

What kinda things would u do to earn this money?

Some guys kick a ball around a pitch for this, what would you do for lets say 40 hours a week to pick up this wage?

fonecrusher1

Civil servant.

phasers

kick a ball around a pitch

btard

Who do I have to kill?

bonerm

Turn up on time. Show my coworkers respect etc.

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

Serve fries and the occasional burger.

St._Andalou

Write a book about a boy called Harry Potter who discovers he's a wizard and goes off to magic school.

To be fair, then I'd be making much more than 100k a week.

Biggins

*Uncovers snipers rifle again*

bonerm

St._Andalou wrote: »

Write a book about a boy called Harry Potter who discovers he's a wizard and goes off to magic school.

To be fair, then I'd be making much more than 100k a week.

It's already been done. How about change his name to Larry Trotter and make it a military academy for kids with psychic powers.

dubtom

For 100K a week,I'd sell me bum.

Sea Sharp

you'd have to set up some company and expand the sh1t out of it for at least a decade.

dubtom

Sea Sharp wrote: »

you'd have to set up some company and expand the sh1t out of it for at least a decade.

What, me bum?

strokemyclover

Something light like work in a newsagents for 10 weeks, then retire

KeithM89_old

Why would i want to take a pay-cut??

titan18

Hot women

talla10

Work for Bill Cullen

Smyth

I would cut off a finger for 100k a week for the rest of my life. Then buy the best ****ing prosthetic finger ever.

I have planned this out people.

Setun

I'd work very hard and achieve sufficient points in my Leaving Cert to study my chosen subject. I would then proceed to study well, become one of the top students in my year, and graduate with an impressive degree, with also maybe a summer internship and some good work experience under my belt. I would then look for a job in a reknowned institution, and over a decade or two hopefully work my way up by way of making informed suggestions at important meetings, and introducing a few radical ideas that would get me noticed by top management. After decades of proving myself to be a steady and reliable example of management-material, I would then hopefully be promoted and given a job with excellent perks and a hefty paycheck.

Oh wait - just realised you said 100k per week. I'd probably try and shag a celeb then sell my story to the papers, and work my way up from there.

talla10

Smyth wrote: »

I would cut off a finger for 100k a week for the rest of my life. Then buy the best ****ing prosthetic finger ever.

I have planned this out people.

except for who would pay you that money to do it??

TeddyTedson

talla10 wrote: »

Work for Bill Cullen

That might be pushing it. He's a complete wanke*. And his 2 bitch*s are no better.

Diabhal Beag

A great man once sad:"100 grand???? I'd suck cock all day for 100 grand."

FoxT

I'd farm out Diabhal Beag & DubTom, if they are any good I'd get a decent enough commission....:D

Note to DubTom - we wouldnt be selling it, it would be more like short-term letting, to multiple tenants.
You would get it back, like, at the end of the day!

sligopark

Diabhal Beag wrote: »

A great man once sad:"100 grand???? I'd suck cock all day for 100 grand."

yes but he was gay

bonerm

talla10 wrote: »

Work for Bill Cullen

Sick fúck. Have you no self-respect?

johngalway

I'd mix the concrete that would hold the feet of the current Govt members, then I would top up, day and night, thewater barrels for the Chinese water torture.

Teach them to fustigate our economy *Shakes fist Homer Simpson style*

Overheal

btard wrote: »

Who do I have to kill?

Basic pay of the Joint Chiefs is 19k a month. Far from 100k a week.

For 520,000 a year you'd have to pretty much be in business. I don't know of any employee/non-executive that makes that much.

Rabble Rabble

Overheal wrote: »

Basic pay of the Joint Chiefs is 19k a month. Far from 100k a week.

For 520,000 a year you'd have to pretty much be in business. I don't know of any employee/non-executive that makes that much.

yes you do. Unless you think Ronaldo owns Real.

Overheal

Rabble Rabble wrote: »

yes you do. Unless you think Ronaldo owns Real.

Touche'. So outside of Superstars..

Rabble Rabble

anyway, agreed. The way forward is selling dubtom's ass. Pimps make the money not the merchandise. He can have porridge everyday, and a place to stay, We will charge 100K a day. On Christmas he can have a half day, if the sales are good until then.


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Swampy

Smyth wrote: »

I would cut off a finger for 100k a week for the rest of my life. Then buy the best ****ing prosthetic finger ever.

I have planned this out people.

http://www.geekologie.com/2009/03/guy_loses_finger_rplaces_with.php

GLaDOS

Become a bank, run it terribly, accept bailout

Spudmonkey

Overheal wrote: »

Basic pay of the Joint Chiefs is 19k a month. Far from 100k a week.

For 520,000 a year you'd have to pretty much be in business. I don't know of any employee/non-executive that makes that much.

5.2mn

markesmith

Your mother.

Biggins

markesmith wrote: »

Your mother.

Yea, very nice - but what would you do to earn the other €99,999 ?

scientific1982

Very bad things.

foxinsox

pretty much anything..

except..

remove body parts - mine or someone elses.

beastiality

killing someone or causing someone needless pain.

sleeping with family member or child etc..

anything else is fair game...

I could pay off my mortgage and tell the bank to shove it up their ****

Midnight_EG

Overheal wrote: »

Basic pay of the Joint Chiefs is 19k a month. Far from 100k a week.

For 520,000 a year you'd have to pretty much be in business. I don't know of any employee/non-executive that makes that much.

€5.2 million Mr.SmartArse

talla10

bonerm wrote: »

Sick fúck. Have you no self-respect?

Not for €100 k a week its not as if im sad enough to jump through hoops for him on national tv!!





they rejected me when i applied!

Overheal

Midnight_EG wrote: »

€5.2 million Mr.SmartArse

ah.

And yet, even 0.52 million.

TeddyTedson

I might try get a pay increase. Say I'm leaving in all the papers just to get a few extra quid. Then p1ss off to America!

wellboy76

I'd be a Bishops bitch

Sauve

Assassin.
But I'd have to be able to write my own hitlist.